Arrr-- Avast ye matie..

[OvRiDe]

Avast.. tis National Talk Like a Pirate day!!!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Enjoy!!!

[Omega]

Why couldn't the pirate see the movie?

It was rated "Arrrrrr".

[Luke122]

Awesome.. I'm going to totally take advantage of this today.

[BerticusPryme]

What did the pirate say to the chick at the bar??

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ye doing anything saturday night?

[Airbozo]

Where did the Pirate have lunch?



Arrrrrr bee's!

(couldn't resist)

[Luke122]

A man walks into a bar on the pier, and sits down next to a pirate. The poor pirate has a peg leg, an eye patch, and a hook for a hand.

The man keeps looking at the pirate, and until finally the old pirate says, "I bet ye be wonderin' how I got to look this way."

The man is sort of embarassed that he was staring, and sheepishly apologizes to the pirate.

The pirate replies, "Dont ye worry about it matey, I'm fine tellin the story. I was a young man when I took to the sea, and after a fierce battle, our ship was going down. We were all in the water, waiting for a rescue, and a shark attacked me and took me leg."

The man says, "Oh my, I'm sorry to hear that! Did he get your hand too?"

"No sonny, that I lost for cheatin at a card game. ARR!!! Had to get this metal hook to replace it."

"And what about your eye?" the man asked.

The pirate blushed a bit, and said, "A seagull crapped in me eye."

The man was taken aback.. "so that made you lose your eye?"

The pirates quiet reply, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."

[Luke122]

In this spirit... one more.

A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel attached to his pants.

A woman walks up to him and says, "did you know there's a steering wheel on your pants?"

And he says, "Aye! 'Tis drivin me nuts!"

:D :D :D

[calumc]

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just Arrrrrr!!!

[Airbozo]

Heard an interview with the guy that started this Sheenanigans and I almost spit my coffee out when he answered the question; "Why September 19th?"

"It's my ex-wifes birthday!"

ARRRR!

[Quakken]

pick up line- if you were a pirate would you keep your parrot on this shoulder(touch her closest shoulder) or THIS shoulder (touch the other side, reaching your arm allll the way around here back.)

[Xpirate]

I should have known about this, but it was news to me.

[OvRiDe]

What has 8 hands, 8 eyes, and 8 legs??










8 Pirates....


ARRRR ARRRR ARRRR

[AJ@PR]

ARRrrRRRR!!!

Shiver me timbers matey!!!


:D
I freaking loved yesterday.
I should have printed-out a sheet with pirate phrases.

[DaveW]

Rock radio in the UK-every presenter talked like a Pirate for the whole day.

Shiver me timbers.

-Dave