The Onion

[Crimson Sky]

Chinese Authorities Execute 10 Million Recalled Toys

Read about it here (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/chinese_authorities_execute_10)


Post stuff you find funny at The Onion on this thread :)

[Crimson Sky]

LMFAO!!!! (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/country_music_stars_challenge_al)

[Crimson Sky]

Hahahaha...too funny. (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_many_u_s_parents)

[simon275]

Monkey Physics! (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30420)

[Luke122]

200 Spam Emails Can't Be Wrong!
(http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49434)

[Luke122]

Quote: "I could urinate 2 liters for you right now!" (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39296)

[Ironcat]

Dolphins not so smart after all... (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_dolphins_not_so_intelligent)

Eight pound man removed from woman's vagina! (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28437)

Anna Nicole Smith finally reaches target weight! (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/anna_nicole_smith_finally_reaches)

God clarifies the rules (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151)

Hijackers surprised... (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673)

Enormous bra found... (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39029)

[OvRiDe]

It may already be too late... (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_the)

[Drum Thumper]

The Onion Hates on the Wii (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/wii_video_games_blamed_for_rise_in).

[OvRiDe]

The Onion Rocks!! (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/wildly_popular_iron_man_trailer??utm_source=tv.the onion.com)

[xRyokenx]

Apple to Sell Home Videos at $1.99 Each (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/itunes_to_sell_your_home_videos)

[crenn]

Shh.... Apple might actually do it....

[Zephik]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/restaurant_patrons_entranced_by

lol long live The Onion...

[noopypoop]

I cant wait till the Onion movie comes out! Its gonna be hilarious.

[Okele]

I would so goto this parade (http://http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town)

[noopypoop]

Rw8gE3lnpLQ

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[Crimson Sky]

World of World of Warcraft

LMAO!!!

[Zephik]

You know what I really hate? Reading an article from the onion without realizing its an article from the onion.

I always get like half way through the article and then all the sudden I'm like... wait... [looks at url] DAMNIT!

Me - 0

The Onion - 1104 (and counting)

The Onion = The new rick roll.

:rolleyes:

[Drum Thumper]

King Tut is pissed. (http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/hey_where_did_all_my_stuff_go?utm_source=onion_rss _daily)

[noopypoop]

Wikipedia celebrates 750 years of American Independence


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50902

[xmastree]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

[nevermind1534]

That's the best laptop that I've ever seen; I think I'll buy two. Steve's a f*ckin genius!

[Zephik]

Warning: Extreme language!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

I would never be able to keep a straight face like these people do. I wonder how many takes they had to do? lol