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DaveW
11-14-2007, 06:03 PM
Isn't something happening tomorrow? There's this big red button in the server, says 'press me tomorrow'. Anyone know what this is about?

-Dave

noopypoop
11-14-2007, 06:07 PM
Dave.Dont.Do.It


youll make the server commit suicide again


dont do anything rash....... or i may just have to shoot you

im super cereal

SgtM
11-14-2007, 06:12 PM
Big red buttons are cool.

noopypoop
11-14-2007, 06:13 PM
listen to THIS almighty red button

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

Helix666
11-14-2007, 06:15 PM
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

DaveW
11-14-2007, 06:22 PM
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Lol...I gotta +rep that one dude. I know, i'm abusing my own system, but I needed the laugh. :D

-Dave

noopypoop
11-14-2007, 06:26 PM
Dave take a seat right over there, lets talk about it comon take a seat take a seat.......

XcOM
11-14-2007, 06:28 PM
BUT I WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON

Please please let me do it, Pritty please with cream and a dremal on top?

Omega
11-14-2007, 07:24 PM
Technically, the button says "Press me tomorrow", so you'll never press it, because the moment it becomes "tomorrow", it's actually "today". So what you have is a button that could very well end the universe, but we'll never find out, because it'll never be "tomorrow".

SgtM
11-14-2007, 07:35 PM
Technically, the button says "Press me tomorrow", so you'll never press it, because the moment it becomes "tomorrow", it's actually "today". So what you have is a button that could very well end the universe, but we'll never find out, because it'll never be "tomorrow".

****.. I think Omega's got us there.

SOMEONE RE-LABEL THAT BUTTON!

Omega
11-14-2007, 07:38 PM
****.. I think Omega's got us there.

SOMEONE RE-LABEL THAT BUTTON!

Precisely, now you're thinking.

If it said "Press November 15th" that wouldn't work either, because he'd press it yearly.

So "Press Nov. 15th, 2007" works.

noopypoop
11-14-2007, 07:49 PM
Precisely, now you're thinking.

If it said "Press November 15th" that wouldn't work either, because he'd press it yearly.

So "Press Nov. 15th, 2007" works.
DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!:evil:


omg.... OMEGA IS A TRAITOR!:)

XcOM
11-14-2007, 07:51 PM
a well paid traitor,

Here you go omega, have a cookie

jdbnsn
11-14-2007, 07:53 PM
Patience






Patience is a virtue that everybody knows.



Its opposite is one of mankind痴 greatest foes.



Without patience in our lives we are destitute



Because without patience man is just a brute.






But liberally sprinkle life with patience with everyone you know,



And your relationships and friendships I can attest will grow.



When you use it with your children their love is you reward.



You値l see a change in family life because there値l be less discord.






So when your ire is raised be careful how you speak.



Say things with great patience and you値l get the reaction that you seek.



-Bobbi Ann Duffy

noopypoop
11-14-2007, 07:55 PM
Patience






Patience is a virtue that everybody knows.



Its opposite is one of mankind痴 greatest foes.



Without patience in our lives we are destitute



Because without patience man is just a brute.






But liberally sprinkle life with patience with everyone you know,



And your relationships and friendships I can attest will grow.



When you use it with your children their love is you reward.



You値l see a change in family life because there値l be less discord.






So when your ire is raised be careful how you speak.



Say things with great patience and you値l get the reaction that you seek.



-Bobbi Ann Duffy
Why must you insist on attacking the one of manypersonalities that most of the people have in the world AND use other people's poems!!???

XcOM
11-14-2007, 07:57 PM
i think that poem is perfect for this thread

noopypoop
11-14-2007, 07:58 PM
thats why i said that he has to titilate us with the one trait that bothers all of us probably the most

jdbnsn
11-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Why must you insist on attacking the one of manypersonalities that most of the people have in the world AND use other people's poems!!???

Attacking subconscious oversight is what I like to do, and I don't have time to write my own poetry so I borrow from the many pens which have moved with great purpose throughout our history.

XcOM
11-14-2007, 08:10 PM
and a good job you do aswell jon

DaveW
11-14-2007, 09:13 PM
Ok, that's it. I'm gonna press that damn button just to spite you guys.

-Dave

Omega
11-14-2007, 09:24 PM
GO DO IT

COME ON

(Especially sine I know what this "button" does ;) )

Scotty
11-14-2007, 09:29 PM
Or do you, atm do any of us??

Atm i don't know what it'll do as Dave could have labeled the wrong button (high chance of that) If he got the right button then there might be cookies for people.

Not edible.

Omega
11-14-2007, 09:32 PM
Or do you, atm do any of us??

Atm i don't know what it'll do as Dave could have labeled the wrong button (high chance of that) If he got the right button then there might be cookies for people.

Not edible.

I may not be staff anymore but I keep in contact with some people on the inside. So yes, I do.


I'm not at liberty to say, however. Otherwise the ninja monkeys would have to kill me, and we don't want that.

SgtM
11-14-2007, 09:51 PM
All I know is, I don't care what flavor kool aid Dave makes, I'm NOT drinking it.

jdbnsn
11-14-2007, 10:37 PM
All I know is, I don't care what flavor kool aid Dave makes, I'm NOT drinking it.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crenn
11-14-2007, 10:42 PM
Is it the button for 8800GTs to be released to Australia? If so.... PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON ALREADY!

slytherock
11-15-2007, 04:05 AM
LMFAO :D what a ridiculus but funny thread. Really, In normal time, I don't entirely read a 3 pages thread, but on this one I laugh evry posts in it. It worth it :up:

BTW Dave: what's a pen???!? :D

Scotty
11-15-2007, 12:57 PM
5 Hours...

*Play Jaws Music*

XcOM
11-15-2007, 01:11 PM
i hope everyone has there drinks ready, coz dave is gonna press all the buttons just make sure he gets the rite one, even if all the others kill the server and start WW3.

All this becuase he won't let me press it, i mean, im only 400 ish miles away, or is it 200ish?

Airbozo
11-15-2007, 01:36 PM
....
Atm i don't know what it'll do as Dave could have labeled the wrong button (high chance of that) If he got the right button then there might be cookies for people.

Not edible.

It's one of those BIG oled red buttons, so the label changes based on his mood. When the right image appears Dave is poised to bring the hammer down...


..Otherwise the ninja monkeys would have to kill me, and we don't want that.

You would be lucky if they let you die...



All I know is, I don't care what flavor kool aid Dave makes, I'm NOT drinking it.

I've had the KoolAid and I am fine. I think they do need to plug in the pitcher though... ERK!

Scotty
11-15-2007, 02:20 PM
3 hours 30 mins...

And crap, i'm still not done doing what Jon wants o.O

crenn
11-15-2007, 02:55 PM
I've done what Jon asked me to do *grins and winks*

Scotty
11-15-2007, 02:56 PM
Ew...

3 hours till the best thing you ever see happen will happen.

Dave will Nuke the moon.

Wait crap, wasn't supposed to say that.

crenn
11-15-2007, 02:59 PM
I won't be here for it sadly, I have an exam in 3 hours!

noopypoop
11-15-2007, 03:00 PM
Ew...

3 hours till the best thing you ever see happen will happen.

Dave will Nuke the moon.

Wait crap, wasn't supposed to say that.

or were you :smoker:

XcOM
11-15-2007, 03:07 PM
yes, this may be a ploy to tell you whats heppening,

so you will then think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

But then you will think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

But then you will think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

But then you will think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

But then you will think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

But then you will think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

But then you will think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

But then you will think "Hay, they can't tell us, so that can't be it" but then you will say "But if thats what they want us to think, then they must be doing what they said"

and so forth

FrooP
11-15-2007, 03:10 PM
s!ck

Scotty
11-15-2007, 03:51 PM
XcOM = new Jdbnsn

Not good. lol

Computer-Geek
11-15-2007, 03:54 PM
I can't wait! Push The Button! :D

Scotty
11-15-2007, 03:55 PM
Just to do a real Jon like thing:


Is it true?
that the future is always bright
in the past
there was not much light

The future is ours to behold
but what I was told
in the future
you get old

The future will come
this is sure
yours and mine
one sec. at a time

Until the final curtain
our lives uncertain
what the future will bring
will be exciting

-David Darbyshire

XcOM
11-15-2007, 03:59 PM
i could never replace Jdbnsn, hes much better at criptic stuff than me, crazy enough yes, smart enough unknown, criptic enough no