Oh no. the spammers cometh.

[Quakken]

Please, god no!

Spammers have come. sure, its just a trickle now, but there will be more and more as time goes along. Prepare the ban-stick, we're going into warmode!

[D1337]

Do I find this post ironic? Yes.

[jdbnsn]

Please, god no!

Spammers have come. sure, its just a trickle now, but there will be more and more as time goes along. Prepare the ban-stick, we're going into warmode!

What in the heck are you talking about?? And we don't carry a "ban-stick" for heavens sake, we have sarge who happens to carry a "sawed-off 12 gauge Remington boom-ban-stick"

[xRyokenx]

How about the "Warhammer of STFU"? Oh, and I'd like it if nobody stole that from me, thanks. Just call meh, I'll lay down a can of kick ass if need be.

[jdbnsn]

nah dude, you've got to shake up a can of whoop ass, and spray it on'em.

[SgtM]

I missed it! Sorry guys, I was working on something else.

<elmer fudd>
Kill the spammers, kill the spammers!
</elmer fudd>

[Drum Thumper]

To quote an old guildie of mine...


I pwn n00bz. Ded.


Well, I would if I had the pwning power here that is.

[simon275]

Don't Worry I am on it just keep reporting them people.

[.Maleficus.]

Don't Worry I am on it just keep reporting them people.
Yep, if you press the neato ! button at the top of the screen, it'll probably be gone in minutes.

[Airbozo]

To quote an old guildie of mine...


Well, I would if I had the pwning power here that is.

I do and I do.

EDIT: BTW, my ban stick reaches all the way to the offending users ISP...

[jdbnsn]

We are working on a new option to ban/revoke driver's liscence/revoke library card/add DNA profile & fingerprints to the FBI's most wanted. God bless our aggressive mods!

[Drum Thumper]

Yep, if you press the neato ! button at the top of the screen, it'll probably be gone in minutes.

Oh I did. My message was something like 'We got ourselves a spammer. Sic em!

[Airbozo]

...and once someone spams, they get banned and their name is (supposed to be (wink wink nudge nudge)) logged in the Staff forum for further investigation. I myself, then trace the IP and contact their ISP and report them for abuse.

This also allows us to monitor anyone else signing in or registering from a similar IP. We have one range of IP's that are nothing BUT spammers so we autoban them before they ever post.

If you are a long time member and post spam you get a warning. If you spam on your first post? BAN HAMMER!

[noopypoop]

Does Paul have something more special, like a Ban Dremel?



You just cut thier IP in half!

[Crimson Sky]

FEAR MY BAN BERETTA!!

http://www.thebestcasescenario.com/misc/banberetta.jpg

[noopypoop]

Well i was way off, i see every single ban tool in there besides a dremel

[Crimson Sky]

Bah! ...screw Dremel, my Foredom has more torque for cutting through skull caps ;)

[armadilloben]

what about a ban saw!!!

[dexaroni]

How about the "Warhammer of STFU"? Oh, and I'd like it if nobody stole that from me, thanks. Just call meh, I'll lay down a can of kick ass if need be.


LOL, what the hell?

Ryoken sets down the can of kick ass "here boy, come get your kick ass!"

[noopypoop]

what about a ban saw!!!

L.O.L


+rep

[Quakken]

Or perhaps a Ban-ana?

Or better yet, a ban-dana?

And on comes the ban-anaphone (which call the mods all like "help us mods" and then ban-anaman comes in with fruityflavored yellow justice!)

[calumc]

Most pointless thread of the day?

[Quakken]

Most pointless thread of the month.

Fixed.

[SgtM]

I'm sitting here (at work) lol'ing from you guys. I'm on watch until 7:00 am (EST).

[Drum Thumper]

Most pointless thread of the year?


Fixed. Or so I thought.

There. That looks much better. :D

[Indybird]

My forum just got taken over by spammers. Since not a lot of people were on there, and there were no real anti-spam features, I just shut the forums down.

Why do they do that? That kind of stuff really makes me mad.

-Indybird

[noopypoop]

Why do they do that? That kind of stuff really makes me mad.

-Indybird


*cough*http://www.thebestcasescenario.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12155

[Quakken]

3K per month is seriously great money. If it didn't mean becoming one of them, I would go for that job (okay, i would definitely go for that job. the money is just too good to pass up)

[Drum Thumper]

3K per month is seriously great money. If it didn't mean becoming one of them, I would go for that job (okay, i would definitely go for that job. the money is just too good to pass up)

3k a month is good money...but seriously, do you think that check is gonna be good?

[Quakken]

Well hypothetically, if it was good, then it would be good money. If you plan on doing all transactions over the internet without any real acknowledgment that its gonna be for except "yeah. it will be for real", then you just gave a company a free month of 50-new sites a day of free advertising.

[Scotty]

Stop spamming the spammers thread.

Lol me and Jon are spamming the hell out of the staff forums, with a Internet Slap war...