TBCS! - where do you work?

[p0Pe]

ok... couldnt find this thread in search so ill just clap at myself on the shoulder for being original!:banana:

where do you work? what do you do?


i myself am in school and finishing up at summer but in my spare time i work at a place called danish crown... dont quite know what is called in english but we produce meat... loads of meat! putting it into little 500g or smaller/bigger boxes and ship it out...

why is that fun? well... it isnt... but when the boss is away you get to have a little fun:P
http://tosed.dk/billeder/meatbag!.JPG

give it away!

[crenn]

I'm not going to ask.

I currently don't work, been looking for a job for the last 2 months. I'm at uni mainly.

[Drum Thumper]

I work grocery retail and I'll leave it at that.

[Bopher]

I run the Wendys here in town. Has its good times but a lot of bad because of the age of the store.

[silverdemon]

I'm a student Mechanical Engineering at the Delft University of Technology :D
finishing my BSc. this year, and will then continue with my master (not sure which one yet...)

On Saturdays and when I have time (vacation) I work at a smithy, actually, I don't really know how to call it in english, but they make almost everything from metal, as long as it looks nice. think about gates, chimney-top-thingies, woodstove things and all that. Check out some pictures on their website: www.siersmederij.nl (http://www.siersmederij.nl)

Working there is especially handy when you need to get some (small) amount of metal or bolts and nuts and stuff :D

[SgtM]

First Energy (http://www.firstenergycorp.com). I'm a Network Analyst. I monitor roughly 3000 servers, a bunch of cool Cisco gear, optical networks, and some other stuff. I wish I could show you guys pictures of the data centers and the stuff I get to play with.

[crenn]

Doing so poses a security risk.

[b4i7]

well...night now...im a professional lazy person...takes a lot of hard work and determination to hold this position...but i do my best

to bring myself a bit of money...i do piercings

[noopypoop]

I run the Wendys here in town. Has its good times but a lot of bad because of the age of the store.
<homer>MMMmmm Wendys....</homer>

[Airbozo]

I currently work 3 jobs. One full time and two part time.

My "official" Title at my main job, MCE (http://www.mce.com), is "SR Systems Architect", but that changes on a monthly basis. It is a small company so I wear many hats. I am currently setting up a couple of manufacturing lines for servers, workstations and custom rack builds. I also do QA, Technical documents, Pre-sales engineering, onsite support, training, and in house technology reviews.

One of my part time jobs is supporting a couple of small companies server rooms (more like closets...), but it only takes a couple hours a month.

My other part time job is as a personal chef. I currently have 2 clients that I cook for a couple hours a week. This job does not make me much money right now, but I get to learn a lot and spend time with friends and family. I hope to build on this business and when I get tired of working in the computer rat race, I can fall back on it.

I always remember what my Adopted Dad told me; "If you are not THE best at what you do (in the top 5 in the world), learn to do many things and you will always have a job".

This advice has always kept food on the table.

[halcyonforever]

I work at a credit union.

My technical title is Member Service Represenative III (lead teller) but I do alot of things outside that job role. I am an understudy in our IT department while I work on my A+ and other certifications, and I maintain a number of our electronic systems.

[chaksq]

Well now I'm a mechanical engineering student, and I'm at college most of the time. But when I'm in hometown I work at a party supply store. Best minimum wage job, I have a lot of fun and like almost everyone that works their. The managers seem to like me too, probably because I usually actually do good work. That doesn't pay enough and I can't get enough hours so I am hoping to get a second job.

[FrooP]

car mechanik @ volkswagen

.. yeah...

[jdbnsn]

1. I work at Mercy Suburban Hospital, unpaid as a medical student currently as an ER Doc where I get the initial history and physical exam of patients coming to the ER for help. Then I get to perform small procedures like stitching up lacerations and putting on casts. Just yesterday I got to help drain 60mL of pus out of one dude's knee. Weeeee!

2. I am technically still on the staff of the Shawnee Co. Coroner's office in Topeka KS as an autopsy technician. I got that job during the first year of med school following a short 2 week clerkship there. I assisted in autopsies and Dr. Mitchell even let me perform a couple myself (woohoo!)

3. I work for TBCS as an admin where I make millions of dollars per yer, fly on private jets all over the world while sipping Krystal champagne, date fashion models, and lay the foundations for a new world order. This is only a part time job though.

Jon

[Omega]

I'm a high school student.

I'm also an install technician for a local IT company. That just means that I get to carry the heavy boxes. Fun.

Oh. and I'm a moderater at TBCS where I make tons of money, drink non-alcoholic champaigne (because I'm not 21 yet), fly in private jets and get ALL the ladies. Oh yeah.

[xRyokenx]

I'm a lot attendant at a Honda dealership.

[Airbozo]

Alright Jon and Omega, I knew something was fishy when you only served me the cheap champagne last time you picked me up in the Jet. Break out the good stuff next time will ya!

[xRyokenx]

We have a jet? DUDE I will be a flight attendant for you guys. You guys are bound to be better than the idiots I work for. Now the guys I work with and those that aren't my direct bosses are cool, but yeah.

[Quakken]

I'm the pilot (not a moderator, they gave me the best job they could.)

I'm pretty sure I make around $2000 per flight from the TCBS airstrip in nevada to the japanese electronics dealership. Not to mention the tips... oh the tips.

I am also a high school student/secret agent. I've also made some short films that have been uploaded to atomfilms (that I have yet to see a dime from, but it's a good hobby).

Other than that, I only have my fabulous inheritance I got when my obscure aunt died. It was only $250K, but I put it all in google in 1998.

I only drink the finest non-alcoholic french champagne.

[noopypoop]

Wait, you put $250k into google? You'd be a millionaire!

[Drum Thumper]

I wasn't aware that we were going to let the cat out of the bag about the jet...so having said that, by day, I am a (somewhat) mild mannered cashier at one of the local grocery stores here that happens to be owned by one of the larger conglomerates (http://www.supervalu.com/sv-webapp/index.jsp) in the grocery business.

But as soon as night falls, I put my contacts with the vendors to work and get the champagne.

And Airbozo, sorry about the cheap stuff, that's all my contact had. :D

[XcOM]

i am a supervisor for a food factory producing premium quiche's and party foods for the likes of Marks & Spencers, WAITROSE, Asda, Morrisons, Adams and meny others world wide.

I work really wierd hours often at short notice so some of you may notice i take short breaks (2days to 2 weeks) without notice, this is due to the afore mentioned wierd hours.

Due to said wierd hours i have yet to fly on this jet, i am looking forward to comming onboard and bugging the hell out of jon!

[b4i7]

WTF...why am i gettin ripped so much on this deal...i know im only a writer...but all i got was a lousy freakin bike.... with a bent front rim

[Omega]

WTF...why am i gettin ripped so much on this deal...i know im only a writer...but all i got was a lousy freakin bike.... with a bent front rim

I already told you, we don't fly to the middle of nowhere and we can't afford to cut our salaries for your bus ticket. ;)

[jdbnsn]

WTF...why am i gettin ripped so much on this deal...i know im only a writer...but all i got was a lousy freakin bike.... with a bent front rim

That was my fault Sean, due to an error in the paper work you were mistakenly given the upgraded bike instead of the regulation pogo stick. I'll get that fixed up for ya.

[Luke122]

I'm a Sysadmin working in municipal (local) government, I also run my own consulting/technical support business, and repair video games on the side. :D

I'm currently working black op jobs for TBCS, which I'm not allowed to talk about.

[xmastree]

I currently work as a service engineer for Protec (http://www.protec.co.uk) (google that and there's over 5,000,000 hits. It's a very common name.) Basically I run round servicing fire alarms and fixing them when they don't work. Sometimes at 4:00 am.
I did make a sort of 'new job' thread for my previous job here (http://www.thebestcasescenario.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5105) but the links are all dead now. To see what all the fuss was about, take a look (http://http://www.ams-neve.com/Products/Products.aspx).

[Airbozo]

I'm a Sysadmin working in municipal (local) government, I also run my own consulting/technical support business, and repair video games on the side. :D

I'm currently working black op jobs for TBCS, which I'm not allowed to talk about.

You've said too much Luke, try not to run from the guy's in the black suits that will soon be paying you a visit...

[b4i7]

Jon, i appreciate your VERY swift turn around on that issue i really like the look of this pogo stick

there is only one problem... it seems to have more Po' than Go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/b4i7/IMG_0323.jpg

also, i hope you arent expecting return of the bike

due to the fact that my housing budget you allotted me was so tight, i had to find the crummiest ghetto apartment in the city.... and most of the bike was stolen
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/b4i7/IMG_0324.jpg

[Quakken]

At least you have sidewalks and a tire. When I first started working on TCBS island, the best "they" could do was 3-9 inch deep muck and wooden bicycles with no rubber on the wheels. Luckily I played the system and my hostage plan worked out (promote me to private jet pilot or you'll never see boblbee or doom3 again!). I won't get into that, though.

[Omega]

At least you have sidewalks and a tire. When I first started working on TCBS island, the best "they" could do was 3-9 inch deep muck and wooden bicycles with no rubber on the wheels. Luckily I played the system and my hostage plan worked out (promote me to private jet pilot or you'll never see boblbee or doom3 again!). I won't get into that, though.


You must have been on the wrong island.

I've been on the staff quite some time and our luxuries are actually kind of old. They've been around longer than I got here.

Of course, I do know how Crimson likes to make people work for their raises, so.

[SgtM]

You guys are cracking me up.

Paul just dropped this off to me today. He's making his way across the country with them for the staff. z00m z00m

http://www.gorillamotorsports.com/custom-car-downloads/downloads/motorsports-wallpapers/lambo1024x768.jpg

[simon275]

I study IT at university. I hope to be a network engineer or a Java programmer or something..

I got kicked off the tbcs jet due to a practical joke involving a unmarked parcel with an egg timer inside ticking away.

[Bopher]

You guys are cracking me up.

Paul just dropped this off to me today. He's making his way across the country with them for the staff. z00m z00m

http://www.gorillamotorsports.com/custom-car-downloads/downloads/motorsports-wallpapers/lambo1024x768.jpg

screw the mustang I want, I'll be waiting on the doorstep. Just sitting here in the middle of no where, twiddling my thumbs............... Oh where are you Crimson!!!

[b4i7]

WTF? and im stuck with my NoGo stick

im already gonna send whats left of the bike to tybrennis...im sure he do more with it than i can...XD

[Omega]

WTF? and im stuck with my NoGo stick

See that little badge that says "Journalist"?

That's why ;):banana:

[b4i7]

yeah...but i do get a rockin awesome pen!

[Omega]

yeah...but i do get a rockin awesome pen!

Definately better than mine -- most TBCS staff just use BIC pens.

[Luke122]

You guys get pens!?

[Commando]

Today at work.

Q8pSZBNBJXk

[OvRiDe]

I am a Mild Mannered System Administrator for a Company that provides Call Center Support by day. By night I am a TBCS Administrator... I have only been with the "Company" for a short time so I haven't made my first million yet, but I am getting closer. :D

It's a hectic job, jetting back and forth to the island and such, and with the parties it can really be taxing at times, but you gotta do what you gotta do.. Its all for the community anyway..

BTW Q, I am going to need you swing by with the Jet to pick me up on Thursday.

Oh, and Paul just left a little while ago...

http://www.ovride.com/pictures/galleries/TBCS/Reventon.jpg

I guess being an Admin has its perks, but since I am still new to the "Company" I didn't get to pick the color. 8)

On second thought... Q, nevermind the Jet. I think I might just drive! :D

[Drum Thumper]

Pfft. I'm happy with my Mod-Wiki status. Paul was over for beers and brats tonight and gave me the keys to this:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/drumthumper5150/dodge_viper_gtsr_concept_03_1024x76.jpg

Truth be told, I wish he would have left Doom3 here instead!

[Okele]

Today at work.

Q8pSZBNBJXk

You are either in 29 palms or Edwards AFB? Im guessing 29 palms and those were f-18's.

Anyway, I get paid to have sex with people.

[b4i7]

curtis, will you at least give me a ride in it? im only a hundred miles off....

[Omega]

Paul just dropped me off one of these...

http://static.pagenstecher.de/uploads/7/7f/7f6/7f66/GTR.jpg

The V-Spec II Nur edition and everything. Stoked.

Sure, maybe it's not as nice as Curtis's or Rick's or DT's cars, but I love it more anyways.

[OvRiDe]

curtis, will you at least give me a ride in it? im only a hundred miles off....

Sure thing I can be there in about 25 minutes! But you will have to leave the NoGo stick at home.. the trunk (or boot) just ain't big enough for it. :rolleyes:

[Omega]

Sure thing I can be there in about 25 minutes! But you will have to leave the NoGo stick at home.. the trunk (or boot) just ain't big enough for it. :rolleyes:

Oh soz mate, excuse me while I go get my laptop and school stuff out of my Skyline's trunk, I forgot to do that earlier.

;)

[bartvandenberg]

I'm an aluminum welder at Walinga's. A company that makes all kinds of truck bodies, including recycling trucks, and hopper's.

[SgtM]

You are either in 29 palms or Edwards AFB? Im guessing 29 palms and those were f-18's.

Anyway, I get paid to have sex with people.

^^Good eye on this one.

[noopypoop]

Today at work.

Q8pSZBNBJXk
Is that THE TBCS jet? And it shoots missiles?? I want missiles!:lick:

[b4i7]

Is that THE TBCS jet? And it shoots missiles?? I want missiles!:lick:

actually...that was jon dropping omega off after a meeting...its much more efficient to drop them like that than to land

[TheGreatSatan]

I'm the head technology guy at Office Depot where I teach the brainless masses how to use their computers everyday! It's fun playing God there, when you get to come here and be Satan!!

[slytherock]

On my day jobs (lots of s here please) I'm a post prod technician, witch include editing, DVD authoring, compression and lots of boring stuff. At evenings I'm a video coach for a university football team. At night I'm a gigolo (best part of the day) As soon As I find more then 5 mins of free time, I'll be working on modcasts, hoping to change those millions into billions, so we can all have our personal jets. Since then, I prefer a good scotch to champagne, so it's my fault if you have champagne insteed of the real stuff...

And Jon; when will I get my car?
http://www.capital-rodders.org.nz/Gallery/LB34Chev.JPG

[b4i7]

god...youre all waiting on your cars...im still waiting on the spring for my nogo stick

[p0Pe]

ARRGG! you got a jet!?!=?

all i got was instructions to make my own:(

http://tlf.cx/bilder/build_a_plane.jpg

[blueonblack]

I won't go into details, as the details are irrelevant. Suffice it to say that it is very hard to take any pride in my work, given that my job is to fight the Darwinian process by helping stupid helpless people to prosper, thereby being more likely to procreate. I am very well compensated (financially), but working 13-hour nights doing what I do is a drain on the soul and serves to constantly stomp on whatever tiny spark of hope in humanity that I may have from time to time. Evolution is there for a reason, and I get paid to fight it.


:bash:
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[Drum Thumper]

I won't go into details, as the details are irrelevant. Suffice it to say that it is very hard to take any pride in my work, given that my job is to fight the Darwinian process by helping stupid helpless people to prosper, thereby being more likely to procreate. I am very well compensated (financially), but working 13-hour nights doing what I do is a drain on the soul and serves to constantly stomp on whatever tiny spark of hope in humanity that I may have from time to time. Evolution is there for a reason, and I get paid to fight it.


:bash:

My first guess is you work retail as well. If this is the case, I feel your pain.

[blueonblack]

My first guess is you work retail as well. If this is the case, I feel your pain.

Good guess, but no. I work at a large transportation company, we haul all kinds of freight all over the US. I'm the guy that our drivers call when they break down. Or think they break down. Or want to break down. Or want to whine and cry for their mothers. We have four thousand trucks in the fleet and two people to handle them for thirteen hours a night.

:dead:
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[Commando]

You are either in 29 palms or Edwards AFB? Im guessing 29 palms and those were f-18's.



It's 29 Palms. I guess I'm the only one who is stuck in the middle of nowhere.

If you want to talk about my ride. This is what it'd be....

Rotorway Jet Exec 162

http://www.atc-engines.com/Copy_of_IMG_2693.JPG

[Aero]

ARRGG! you got a jet!?!=?

all i got was instructions to make my own:(

http://tlf.cx/bilder/build_a_plane.jpg

What the fudge...

I need some flies.

Anywho, I don't work anywhere yet. But I'm applying for a Tech job on campus. Mostly doing network diagnotics and such, running around seeing why some rooms don't get internet, installing equipment and updates. Pays more than the other jobs on campus, a full $7.00 per hour (<_<). Should help cover my fuel and help add to my car fund.

[luciusad2004]

Dude... wal-mart. Need i explain more?

When im not doing that i go to school. : (

[Drum Thumper]

I'll drop the BS and give you guys the cliff notes version.

A senior manager at a local IT company asked me to drop off an application. Needless to say, I'm ecstatic!

[J-Roc]

Damn it! Thats is third TRV i've gone though in the past month. I told paul the lambo's handel corners better...
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/tvr/tvr_20050814_002.jpg
Jon, i'm going to need you to drop off one of the extra lamborgini's ;P

I'm a Demoltion Technition! I destroy stuff for a living!

[si-skyline]

Oh soz mate, excuse me while I go get my laptop and school stuff out of my Skyline's trunk, I forgot to do that earlier.

;)


drool


damn j-roc, nutter..

hehe im a university bum at sheffield hallam, england

[Omega]

It's TVR you plebeian, not TRV.

;)

[si-skyline]

lol, i didnt notice xD untill you said,

[the__dark]

hmm where do I work? Way far from the USA xD hehe, I work as an IT Consultant and Server Manager at BBR eCommerce & Retail, engineering division and I'm studying Computer Science Engineering too :P the training's a bit tough but nothing's impossible ;)

[Lord Ned]

Job: Area Denial. (2 points if you can guess where that's from. ;))

[the__dark]

Job: Area Denial. (2 points if you can guess where that's from. ;))

DoD or TACOM? :O

[xmastree]

It's TVR you plebeian, not TRV.

;)
And it's handle, not handel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handel). :rolleyes:

[J-Roc]

It's TVR you plebeian, not TRV.

;)
After you've crashed 3 of them, they become POS's!

Next person so correct my spelling gets there ride swaped out for the NoGo Stick Standard Edition ver 0.2 (as seen on tv)
http://www.alphamarque.com/health/images/80M-handbag-walking-stick.jpg

[b4i7]

thats still a better model than my nogo stick

[xmastree]

Next person so correct my spelling gets there ride swaped

There? There?

It's Their!

Good grief! Don't they teach grammar these days either?

And I won't even mention swaped...

Now, here's your homework (http://www.better-english.com/easier/theyre.htm)

http://bestsmileys.com/school/1.gif

[Luke122]

*sigh*

[J-Roc]

xmastree, where do you live again? I'll get the pilot to purge the chemical toilets on the jet next time were above your house. :P

[xmastree]

xmastree, where do you live again?
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Burnley,+Lancashire,+BB11+3HH&ie=UTF8&ll=53.783362,-2.23207&spn=0.010396,0.029182&t=k&z=15&iwloc=addr

I'll get the pilot to purge the chemical toilets on the jet next time were above your house. :Phttp://bestsmileys.com/umbrellas/6.gif

[intergalacticman]

graphic design student

[b4i7]

xmas tree...that was great

[IndyRacer27]

xmastree: LMAO!

Up until Tuesday when I found out about this: LINK (http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2008/04/30/ducks-follo.html?ref=rss&loomia_si=t0:a16:g12:r1:c0.153501). I was proud of where I worked and what I did for a living. I work for the company responsible, but not in that department. This is terrible. I know it's made international news (at least North American) because I saw it on CNN also.

However, the day before I heard about that incident, at another mine in the area, one of these ran over a pickup:
http://www3.telus.net/indyracer27/797.png
Obviously, the driver of the pickup didn't stand a chance. It's EXTREMELY rare for one of these trucks to get into an accident and I was surprised it didn't even make the National news.