Giving Myself to Science

[TheGreatSatan]

I am currently a part of a study on the new Bird Flu vaccine. It consists of 6 visits over the course of 6 months. I received my first two injections yesterday of the vaccine. In two weeks I will return for a blood draw and two more injections of another type of vaccine. My blood (in a lab) will then be exposed to the virus to see if the anti-bodies can defeat the virus. I will keep returning to have blood drawn and receiving other versions of the vaccine till the 6 months are up.

Each visit I will be paid $75. Two days after the injections they will call me to check my status. For each phone call I will be paid $10.

6 visits (3 blood draws & injections/3 check-ups) - $75 each
3 phone calls - $10

Total $480 - Over 6 months!

[Airbozo]

So long as you don't grow breasts or a third appendage I say go for it...

hehe

[SgtM]

I don't know AB.. Breasts might be worth it. We just had a class this morning on what my company will do in case of a Pandemic. I guess it's important for people to still have electricity in such cases or something.

[Airbozo]

...or maybe TGS will actually grow some horns out of his forehead...

[BerticusPryme]

horns would cool but breasts might be better....Well as long as they arent saggy man boobs.

[TheGreatSatan]

And I was worried about growing feathers.

[progbuddy]

And I was worried about growing feathers.

You could always wind up with a beak...

[DonT-FeaR]

so a felmale hell boy with feathers and a beak ??? lol nice

sounds like a good movie

[TheGreatSatan]

Female?

[Xpirate]

TGS, you are a brave dude.

[xRyokenx]

I hope their vaccine turns out good. Heh heh, my uncle told me earlier that he has a box of 100 face masks and like 5+ gallons of hand sanitizer. He is a man with a plan!

Hmm... breasts almost would be worth it. *ponders this idea for a while*

[TheGreatSatan]

Needles aren't easy to buy

[b4i7]

Needles aren't easy to buy

you just arent talking to the right people, im sure if you go downtown, you could find needles anywhere :P

[Airbozo]

you just arent talking to the right people, im sure if you go downtown, you could find needles anywhere :P

I could drive to any big city in the Bay Area and get needles for free.

The Governator does not want those meth addicts catching aids you know...

[Xpirate]

You can get needles where ever they sell diabetic supplies.