Satan Claus is Coming to Town

[TheGreatSatan]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6002/logogr7.jpg

:santa:

Here's the deal. I'm going to treat four members to a special Christmas gift this year. Want to be one of those members? All you have to do is tell us the Naughtiest thing you've ever done and a single item you want that's no more than $50. If Satan Claus thinks you've been Naughty enough you'll be selected.

Here's the fine red print.

By item, I mean no more than one type of thing. Say you need a few sticks of RAM that total $50, that's fine. But if you want RAM and a heatsink, that won't work.

Your post should look like:
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The naughtiest thing I've done is.....

I want Satan Claus to send me....(Please provide exact link)
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Also, if you want something that has a mail in rebate offer, I WILL cut out any UPC codes for the rebate before I mail you anything.

Ends on Dec 1st!

So there you go. Get to it.:evil:

[xRyokenx]

Time to do me some more thinkin'.

[DonT-FeaR]

is this an Australian offer to?

ill get thinking to

[blueonblack]

Boy oh boy, "naughty" covers SO much territory....

I'd love to apply but I don't think I can without some kind of subcategory, sorry. I'll be watching the thread, though. :D
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F1 640 (http://www.ferrari-wiki.com/wiki/Ferrari_F1_640)

[ContraptionMaker]

If what we want is more than $50 would you consider a gift cetificate to the site the item is at and let us pay the difference? For example, I want an item that cost $114, I send you the link, you apply a gift certific to that specific site, and I pay the $64 difference? (sorry :santa: I have expencive taste! LOL!)

[BerticusPryme]

I like this game but somewhat I would submit may not pg so it would be best suited to be sent ina message or email. But I like the idea thus far

[Crazy Buddhist]

Dear Satan Claus,

As a young man ... hahah .. I worked as a driver for a British holiday company in France. The company offered camping holidays in pre-erected tents complete with beds, dining table, cooker and fridge etc.

My job was to deliver supplies to seventeen campsites in eastern/south eastern France and switzerland. Most of the English people who worked for my company and similar companies were young women of my age ... and there was a shortage of available men.

So I had at least one girlfriend on each of the seventeen campsites. They all knew each other and that I was with them all. On a couple of sites I was "timeshared". This came to a head when I was asked to make an extra delivery to an out of the way site in Switzerland that no one had visited for weeks. I was due a four day break so I thought I'd do the drive and take my break there.

When I got there I discovered ten women working on the site which only catered for young families. They had been there two months and had not seen an available man!

That evening I started getting drunk with the girls and quickly realised that several of them were preparing to pounce on me. I said goodnight and retreated to my small truck which had a bed in it to avoid the madness that was bound to follow if I had not.

About ten minutes later the door of the truck opened and a very giggly young woman called grace climbed into the truck, ripped off her clothes, got in my bed and snuggled up very close. "What are you doing here?" I asked.

"Well", she said, "after you left an argument started about who was going to sleep with you. All hell broke loose, and after a little while I came up with a plan".

"What's the plan?", I asked.

"We're going to take turns", she said, "as it's my plan I go first!"

For four days I was kept prisoner in my own truck by a crowd of sex starved young women .... so ... The naughtiest thing I have done is ... I willingly let it happen ;)

My other seventeeen+ g/f's were very understanding - after all they were used to sharing :)

EDIT: I want Satan Claus to send me: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820211014

Matthew

[gamer_from_aust]

wow that wouldve been one fun weekend XD

[Crazy Buddhist]

wow that wouldve been one fun weekend XD

:up: yup - It was four days tho - I have a picture of the girls somewhere ... (digs around in cupboard) ...

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny::bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

Yup. That's the ones.

:P

[DonT-FeaR]

lol as if that happened o_O but if it did then HIGH FIVE, VERY NICE you woulda been RECKED


the naughtiest thing that i have done (did it with killerman) is rickrolling the WHOLE school at once. heres the story...

every year, we have a school music shield, where each house has to come up with a performance involving as many house student as it can, and me and killerman came up with idea of rickrolling the whole school. we got a friend of ours thats a ranga (red head) to stand up on stage and start the act like he was telling some jokes, so hes up there and he says why did the chicken cross the road? and then the song cut in...

hes up there dancing like rick and we had people with red wigs on behind him dancing and he was wearing the whole big coat thing and was mouthing the words (remember theres about 900 people in our school, we are the biggest school in the southern hemisphere lol we own :) so yeah we made history by rickrolling like 900 people lol

killerman and i did not participate due to the fact that we where rolling on the floor pissn our selves laughing.


remember
50.00 USD = 75.6075 AUD
United States Dollars Australia Dollars
1 USD = 1.51215 AUD 1 AUD = 0.661310 USD


i would like satan claus

this times 3 is frist perference.... 2 for killerman one for me

http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=9_215&products_id=8022


OR

if not them these times 2
http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=7694


lol enjoy....
DonT-FeaR and KILLERMAN21

[Crazy Buddhist]

lol as if that happened o_O but if it did then HIGH FIVE, VERY NICE you woulda been RECKED

It most certainly did - and I was not wrecked - they kept me well fed and gave me rest periods !


hes up there dancing like rick and we had people with red wigs on behind him dancing and he was wearing the whole big coat thing and was mouthing the words

The funniest thing about that vid is that poor old rick is also SO obviously "mouthing the words".

CrazyB

[SgtM]

Stickied. +rep TGS for being awesome!

[TheGreatSatan]

is this an Australian offer to?

ill get thinking to

Yes it is. I'll ship worldwide. I'm not doing certificates.

[ContraptionMaker]

Yes it is. I'll ship worldwide. I'm not doing certificates.
Hey no problem, it was just a x-mas wish...

Dear Satan Clause,
I have a been a naughty boy...I was very fortunate to have gone to a school in the US we called LAB schools. These were schools on university campuses that were primarily for the benefit of collage students that wanted to be teachers. The schools were extremely well equipped, at least a year ahead of the public schools and only for university faculty members children. Each class had a "homeroom" teacher and every semester we had a different student teacher teaching the class. During the 8th grade I had a student teacher in my science class that I had the proverbial "crush" on. At the time she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Needless to say, as a way to spend time with her, I needed a lot of extra attention after class understanding the lessons. Somehow the subject matter alway seemed to stray from the lessons and drifted toward more personal questions. During one of these sessions I came to find out her birthday way coming up very soon. I devised a plan to stay after class so I could give her a "Birthday" spanking. I really didn't care about the spanking, I just wanted to touch her fantastically curved bottom. When the big day arrived I asked her if she would stay after class and help me with the days lesson, she agreed, and I was nervous and excited through the hour long class. Once the class had ended, and we were left alone in the classroom, I asked her a few questions I really already knew the answers to, told her thank you I understood completely, and then said "by the way Happy Birthday!" Now only beeing in the 8th grade, I really hadn't had a lot of experience with women, so I wasn't very smooth. I just blurted out "Now it's time for your spanking!" I grabed her by the arm and started trying to spank her. To my surpirse she said "Hey, not here, meet me in my dorm room later this afternoon." I have no idea of what I learned the rest of the day as all I could think of was being alone in my teachers dorm room giving her a birthday spanking. Well the big moment arrived, I tried to pull myself together, tried to be cool, and knocked on her door. To be honest I didn't really expect her to be there, but to my surprise the door opened, and there she was. She invited me in and closed the door behind me. Boy you talk about being nervouse! We made some small talk and then I decide to make my move. I jjumped up and "OK time for your spanking"...she playfully ran around the room try to get away, but on one lap made sure she locked the door. Once the door was locked she let me catcher and I turned her over my knee and started to administer the birthday spanking. I slowly counted out each swat making sure to let my hand linger on her beautiful bottom at the end of every one, 1...,2...,3.../19...,20...,21...,22! and a pinch to grow on. Needless to say I was in heaven! To my surpise, once I finished, she rolled over and planted a big kiss right on my lips. Not one of those little school girl pecks, but a full blown, open mouth, tounge down the throat, french kiss. I couldn't believe what was happening! Things really started getting crazy from there. I reach up and started massaging her chest and she started rubbing my crotch! Forplay lasted, for what seem to me like hours, for several minutes. It wasn't long befor we were both naked and rolling around in her bed. If I need to tell you what happend next then you need more of a social life. In the end she made me promise to not tell anyone what had happened that day in her room. It's been over 38 years and I have kept that promise to her until I sat down and posted this to this forum. I have long since forgot her name, but I wiil never forget the lessons she taught me, and to this day reminnis about the time I was fortunate enough to spend with her.


I hope that's naughty enough for you Satan Clause, I would love it you would bring me one of these....
http://www.xoxide.com/logisys-twocolor-illumkeyboard.html (http://www.xoxide.com/logisys-twocolor-illumkeyboard.html)

[Crazy Buddhist]

OMG the more I think about it the more I am remembering "naughty" things I have done. Some are very, very funny, some are very, very private, some I won't describe for legal reasons and frankly .... I'm struggling now to work out what the naughtiest PUBLISHABLE thing I have done is looooool

Are multiple naughties allowed Satan Claus?

Yours naughtily,

CrazyBuzzard

[SgtM]

Are staff allowed to enter? If so..

When I was 15 my friends and I decided that there were too many 4 way stop signs in our town. So, one day, we thought we would help the City officials out and take it upon ourselves to change that. So, at the 4 way stop nearest my house, we removed one of the stop signs, effectively making it a 3 way stop. We took the sign back to my friends garage and stored it for a few days. The city promptly replaced the sign, but we weren't done yet. After about a week or so, we made a trip to the hardware store for some green and white spray paint, and a roll of masking tape. Not knowing anything about proper procedures for prepping a surface for paint, we proceeded to spray the sign completely white, masked out the word GO, and then painted the green on top of that. After removing the masking tape, we had a nice green stop sign shaped GO sign. After another day of waiting to make sure the paint was completely dry, we returned the sign with it's new paint to it's original home. Looking back, the results of that act could have been disastrous. Thankfully there were no accidents.

I would like:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814127367

[Tethandros]

Dear Satan Claus:

The naughtiest thing that I've ever done was actually about a week ago. I dorm at my college, and one of my roommates had recently been having a female friend sleep over. My other roommate and I were good-natured about it, but that good-naturedness evaporated instantly when I woke up one night to the sound of creaking metal. I said nothing that night, but I had a plan for the next time that happened. You see, I have one of those LED flashlights that can basically light up an entire room. It also has a momentary switch. As a consequence, it looks suspiciously like a camera flash when the switch is tapped. Anyway, I went to sleep with it the next time said female friend was over, and sure enough, I got woken up at about 3 in the morning. I quietly turned over and tapped the flashlight 2 or 3 times. From the residual images created by the flashes, I would have taken some pretty racy pictures had I been using a real camera. Much laughter by me and my other roommate ensued, as well as confused indignation on the part of my first roommate and his friend.

I want Satan Claus to send me: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16833124190

[Luke122]

*edit*

I've noticed a trend also.

I hereby change my naughtiest thing to something of a non-sexual, non-illegal, PG rated nature. Maybe not the naughtiest, but certainly one of my funniest.

*******

Two friends and I went to Calgary to go to Zellers for some shopping one day. We were wandering around the store just generally being punks. (This was 1998, so I was 18)

We stopped in sporting goods, and started throwing arrows and stuff at each other. Basketballs, anything we could. Some lady was walking by, and she saw this, and started giving us hell for it. She really seemed angry, red face and all. So we just sort of walked away. As we were leaving the store, I stopped at the customer service desk and told the girl:

"There's some lady in sporting goods throwing stuff around, and yelling at people. She freaked out on us, so we are just getting out of here. I think she's drunk!"

"Thanks so much, we'll get someone to check on her." She turned away and picked up the phone, moments later we hear on the intercom, "Security to sporting goods, security to sporting goods."

Amazingly, this lady was there still picking up all this stuff, and still mad as hell. We were now sitting outside the store, waiting to see what would happen.

Seconds later, 2 security guards escort her out (by escort, I mean basically "carried") the door, to a stream of profanities and insults. She was just going off on these poor guys, about how they were ****ing idiots, etc.

We felt good. :)

I would like TGS to pray for my friend Danny if I win.

[mittelmeier]

Dear Satan Claus,

The naughtiest thing I have ever done was back when I was 17. I had an 88 Caprice with a large backseat. A girl I hung out with kept telling me she wanted to be with a girl and that if I could arrange it she'd let me watch. So I talked to another female friend of mine who was actually planning on asking me if the first girl was bi. So I ask the first friend of mine if she liked the second girl and she did. So they agree that I can watch if I find a place for them to be alone. Well I convinced them to do it in the back of my car. I took them to a nice secluded place and I'm sure you can figure out what happened from there. I should also mention that both of these girls were amazingly hot.

I would like Satan Claus to send me: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814121256

[crenn]

I've noted a slight trend with these stories.....

[armadilloben]

Dear Satan Claus,

As a young man ... hahah .. I worked as a driver for a British holiday company in France. The company offered camping holidays in pre-erected tents complete with beds, dining table, cooker and fridge etc.

My job was to deliver supplies to seventeen campsites in eastern/south eastern France and switzerland. Most of the English people who worked for my company and similar companies were young women of my age ... and there was a shortage of available men.

So I had at least one girlfriend on each of the seventeen campsites. They all knew each other and that I was with them all. On a couple of sites I was "timeshared". This came to a head when I was asked to make an extra delivery to an out of the way site in Switzerland that no one had visited for weeks. I was due a four day break so I thought I'd do the drive and take my break there.

When I got there I discovered ten women working on the site which only catered for young families. They had been there two months and had not seen an available man!

That evening I started getting drunk with the girls and quickly realised that several of them were preparing to pounce on me. I said goodnight and retreated to my small truck which had a bed in it to avoid the madness that was bound to follow if I had not.

About ten minutes later the door of the truck opened and a very giggly young woman called grace climbed into the truck, ripped off her clothes, got in my bed and snuggled up very close. "What are you doing here?" I asked.

"Well", she said, "after you left an argument started about who was going to sleep with you. All hell broke loose, and after a little while I came up with a plan".

"What's the plan?", I asked.

"We're going to take turns", she said, "as it's my plan I go first!"

For four days I was kept prisoner in my own truck by a crowd of sex starved young women .... so ... The naughtiest thing I have done is ... I willingly let it happen ;)

My other seventeeen+ g/f's were very understanding - after all they were used to sharing :)

I want Satan Claus to send me: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822148261

Matthew


dude all i can say is that is absolutley ****ing awesome

[Crazy Buddhist]

I've noted a slight trend with these stories.....

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ask a bunch of (mainly) adult males to tell you naughty stories .. what else would you expect?

CrazyB

[TheGreatSatan]

If another participant posts a link to another pop-up that I can't rid of without Ctrl Alt Del, like Don't-Fear, you will be barred from this competition!:mad:

Next, everyone is up to post, even staff. Your first post is your only entry, you can go back and edit, but not post another one.

A few people are posting $30 and $40 items. If you want a $30 video card, maybe you can find a better $50 one?

[Bopher]

Man I must have lead a boring life if this is what I'm up against here. Well here's the naughty I have:

When my dad was stationed in WY I had a friend who seemed normal enough, he actually got me into computers. Anyway he would get those magazine adds that offered spy gear so we decided to order a basic set of lock picks and see what we could open with them. When he finally got them we tried assorted locks around the house, padlocks, deadbolts, basic door handle locks. We got that we could pick a dead bolt in 30 seconds. Well I don't know if anybody here has been to WY but nothing is usually happening at 1am most of the time so we were teenagers and bored. So we decided to see how many locks we could remove from various sheds around the trailer court. Never stole anything out of them just removed the locks. We did this for 3 days till we went to open house and there was some dude sitting on the back porch with a 12 gauge draped over his lap. We even went up to the middle school and started removing padlocks from different gates. This is where we almost screwed it up. While my friend was down on the ground removing a padlock from a gate designed to close the road during the summer a Cheyenne PD cruiser pulled up behind us. When I the car I made some quick thinking and told my friend to stuff the locks in his shoe and make like he was readjusting his shoe laces so they "wouldn't get caught in the chain." After a quick lesson on what time curfew was and a warning about getting home right away we were let go and we took off for his house as fast as we could. I think to this day all the padlocks still sit in his parents tool shed but I haven't talked to him in a few years. Honestly the "ball-o-locks" had to be 2' big and weighed a ton.

So there's my story. I don't have a dirty or stupid crazy story but please Satan Clause please bring me a :http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811996005

[killergamer]

Well mines not crazy dirty like the others.....

It was a sunny day in California and I had taken my dads "bike" out. This bike happened to have a gas engine on the from wheel to give it power but my dad had souped it up to go FAST. OMG this thing hit like 25mph it was crazy. My dad lives in a fairly nice neighborhood in California and like I said I was out riding around and thought why not give some gas to it. So I go down to the end of one street and hit the gas as hard as I can so I reach the end of the road and realized that something had happened to the steering and that it was not turning very well and I ran into the neighbors nice silver 2006 porch. I scratched the hell out of it. Not some small scratched but some very large unwanted scratches on it. Whats even weirder is that the cops never came and they never tried to find who did it. Even more luckily I didn't do any damage to the bike or myself....LOL my father never found out it was me and I have never told my mom. It was the week before I was heading for home.

:santa: (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16899888203) <--Click Santa!

[DonT-FeaR]

sorry satan... i was saying that was what it was if you didnt know... sorry mate

[TheGreatSatan]

Don't sweat it. Come on Jon, Paul, Cymae. More entries please!

[FrooP]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/11633000/ngbbs45ba9ffba803a.jpg

i sense so much win in this thread

[TheGreatSatan]

^Awesome!

[BerticusPryme]

The naughtiest thing I've done is.....quite a few years ago I meat a guy that was pretty cool and we became good friends. We would go to partys and try to see who could get the most chicks or who could do the most keg stands and all that. Other than parties and seeing each other at the mall we didnt hang out alot. But he wasa cool person to hang out with none the less. Well I was in town where he lived and was downa dn out so I went to the bar. As I sat there drowning my sorrows with my buddies Jack and Turkey I seen this rather good looking but older woman sitting about 3 seats down. She smiled and waved me down there. She was in her mid 40's or so. She was divorced and all as I found out from talking to her for about 2 hours. well I was liqoured up so beauty is in the eye of the beerholder right? So.. I grab my jacket and was going to have a try at couger hunting. Well I woke back up around 5 am in her bed, looked around, found my stuff around the house and promptly left. Had no clue where I was in this town so I had to stop at a gas station and get directions. Well I got outta there safely. About 2 weeks later I go back to Florence to go to the mall and pick up a game controlelr from gamestop and browse around. Well I meet this cute little chick working in the mall named Tina. We chit chat for a bit. I am nice and walk her to her car. As she gets in she asks if I want to go to the club with her? Well of course I do. We go out I think she is taking me to a local club in "other side of the tracks" area only to have her pull off behind some buildings and attack me. We went back to her place and wash rinse repeat. After it's all said and done around 2 am I said my goodbyes and we parted ways. About a month goes by and John calls me. He is installing some subs and stuff in his car and asks if I want to come over and help? Hell yeah I got something to do now. So I tell him I will grab some beer on the way up and when i get there I will
call to finish getting directions to his house. I get to Florence and I call him. He gives me directions and as I am going down there this feels creepily familiar but I write it off as dejavu. I pull up to the house and he is outside we chit chat for a sec and have a beer. Eye ball how everything is going to go. So we go inside to get tools and a cooler for the beer. As we walk inside I meet his mother and wanted to go hide ina hole. It's the cougar from about a month and a half ago. I greet her and shake her hand and all. We both give each other this solemn nod. She didnt know I was Bert that John went drinking with and I didnt know she was johns mom. So I go outside and swill down about 4 more beers. He is outside pulling the back seat and everything out and I go back inside to go to the bathroom. I speak with his mother and we agree that talking about it to him would be a bad idea and jsut to leave everythign lie like it is. I like this plan. So I go back outside and talking to John and next thing I know a car pulls up while I am under the dash running some rca cables. He yells he wants me to meet his fiance. SO I was like ok and pry myself out from under the dash. Stand up and hold out my hand to greet her and say HI I'm Robert but everyone calls me Bert only to be standing face to face with Tina. I smile and we talk for a moment. SO I ask how long have you two been together cuz I didnt know he had a gf. Well he is like oh yeha we been seeing each other for about 2 1/2 years. THey been engaged for about a month.I congradulate them and she goes inside as it is hot. AS she walks off she looks at me like dont say a damn word. I was thinking ok good she is going in the house. Then I relaized oh @#$% she is going in the house. So here I am witha good friend at his house isntalling a stereo and I find out all within 1 hour that I have boned his mom and his fiance. It was at that point in that I figured it was time for me to finish the install and leave. We finished up for the day and then I didnt dare go back int he hosue but John was like you not going to tell everyone goodbye. I walk back in to see both of them sitting at the kitchen bar staring at me . Turns out they talked about me to each other about this wild fling they had and ...well....1+1 and they were both like you did what with him. When everything was said and done they had realized I had slept with them both and John was none the wiser. It was made clear just to forget about it all and go on with our lives like it never happened. I was 21 at the time. About 2 years later I see John again. He and Tina had split. She left him for another guy. His mom had remarried. I could nt hold it anymore and broke down and told him. He just sits there, nods his head, and right hooks me. I stood up cuz I deserved it and we both knew it. That day was the last time we ever spoke.

I want Satan Claus to send me http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16882237003

[TheGreatSatan]

Wow. That was a damn fine story. Anyone up to steal Berticus Pryme's possible gift?

[mittelmeier]

Dear Satan Claus,

I revised my wish list to this,
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814121256

[DonT-FeaR]

bert ... that sucks..

how long ago was this..?

what did he do and why dont ya call him... my still be cool??

lol nice story tho.... sucks how things work but it is a small world

[BerticusPryme]

All happened back in mid 03 and I told him in 05. I seen him about a year after that and he cut his eyes at me and turned around. I dont think he is still to happy bout it but I didnt know who the chicks were I thought I was just getting lucky. Oh well. Honestly if I had a chance to do it all over again I would have taken video instead of pictures. :twisted: hehehehe.

[TheGreatSatan]

It's not your fault your so damn irresistably sexy!!

[eslfish]

okay this isn't susposed to get me banned, but in second grade some asian kid told me about [a website for a magazine that contains adult content, but here's a hint: hugh hefner] and I went there....LOL I got in alot of deep ****...the class was screaming and flipping out when they saw it....
If I won id want CoD4 for the PC...LOL

heres the link COD4: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16832133049

[TheGreatSatan]

Dear Satan Claus,

I revised my wish list to this,
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814121256

Edit your post to reflect this. When I judge, I'm just going to click on the link under the story so it better be what you want


okay this isn't susposed to get me banned, but in second grade some asian kid told me about [a website for a magazine that contains adult content, but here's a hint: hugh hefner] and I went there....LOL I got in alot of deep ****...the class was screaming and flipping out when they saw it....

If I won id want CoD4 for the PC...LOL

You need to post a link to where the item is.

[SgtM]

Personally, I think Bert wins.

[eslfish]

I put a link in above

[phen0m]

Here it goes:

One day (last year), my science class was working on power points for this huge project. Well, I was sitting in the back of the room and I could see the name of the computers (which our tech-guy had painted onto the side of the cases with white out). There was four rows and I could see the computers' names on rows: 2 and 4. So, I (being done with mine,) decided that it would be more fun to watch the others' confusion than to watch their power points. I opened up my cmd prompt and went to work, shutting them off one by one. What a glorious day, each person was dumbfounded when they saw the blank screens and one girl cried due to her lost work. Not that she was the only one who had lost their work, but she had worked so hard on making it perfect and hadn't saved since the day before. I fell somewhat remorse for the lost work of my classmates but it was too funny to actually not do it. I can't imagine what I would have done if I would have lost so much work like they did. I want Santa to bring me a:
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3212529&sku=D10-2400
$49.99 :)

[SgtM]

Doesn't work that way phen0m. Gotta pick something. Anyway, +rep for the story.

[TheGreatSatan]

I haven't decided what I would like but if you even think that this story could be a winner, just tell me and I'll add something.

It is a good story. Edit your post to add your want

Remember everyone: I'm picking 4 members!

So post your naughty act and your wish.

[Crazy Buddhist]

"What's the plan?", I asked.

"We're going to take turns", she said, "as it's my plan I go first!"

For four days I was kept prisoner in my own truck by a crowd of sex starved young women .... so ... The naughtiest thing I have done is ... I willingly let it happen ;)

My other seventeeen+ g/f's were very understanding - after all they were used to sharing :)

I want Satan Claus to send me: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822148261

Matthew

I should like to put this in perspective. I do not condone sexual promiscuity. For the last eight years I have been celibate, a decision I took shortly after becoming a Buddhist.

Rubber is your friend in these days my friends !

CrazyBlizzard

[phen0m]

^Wrap it before you tap it, because condoms are easier to change than diapers.

@TGS-Okay. I'll choose my item and then edit my post. This will take another day or two though, because I'm about to get off for today.

[DonT-FeaR]

get off... lol hope thats not what ya ment....


dont be a fool wrap your tool

dont be silly wrap your willy :)

[TheGreatSatan]

Or just cut it off!

[Crazy Buddhist]

Or just cut it off!

Wow. That seems like extreme modding.

;)

[phen0m]

^If thats extreme modding, I think I made a slight mistake getting into this hobby x]

[TheGreatSatan]

I literally almost did it once.....accidently. I was sitting with a piece of sheet metal in my lap, cutting it with my dremel and the blade went right through my pants. To be more exact, right through the crotch of my pants. It must've been within an inch and I was oblivious to it.

[mittelmeier]

Wow, I know the feeling. I was drilling out a piece of sheet metal that was clamped down on a drill press, the bit got bound up and it ripped the sheet metal out of the vice. The sheet metal gave me a cut on the leg. If I wouldn't have jumped when I heard the clamp give, good chance it wouldn't have been my leg that got cut. Wasn't a bad cut though, no stitches or anything. I had to change my pants for 2 reasons that day.

[DonT-FeaR]

rofl.... any more stories anyone???

[mittelmeier]

Do welding accidents count? It's not almost cutting it off, but I've burnt a good size hole through the crotch of my jeans before while welding.

[TheGreatSatan]

No, how about more naughty tales? I'm treating 4 people and still only a handful come forth. Three weeks left

[DonT-FeaR]

tgs... why are you so generous.... like i was wondering.... what do you get from it... other than a few stories..?

[LiTHiUM0XiD3]

The Naughtiest Thing Ive Done Is...

heh.. well me and a few of my buddies (when i was bout 12) were always goofin off doing something stupid.. being the typical pain in the arse kids of the neighborhood...
but the top of the top? heh back in malton... there was this nice street... right by brandon gate school.... and at night.. half the time the lights wouldnt work... so it would be pitch black... and ppl would just fly down the road doing bout hmmmz 80-90 clicks......(45 supposed to be max) well my buddy steve found a whole load of fiber glass tape... like 8 or 9 rolls of it... so we decided to string up a whole lot of it in between 2 trees across the road... a big thick rope of it about 4 feet high up... so ppl would come whipping thro.. and hear a loud whack offa their windshield.... scare the crap outa em...... well i unno bout this fiberglass tape.. if it was different from others.. but damn its was strong... heh we sat there laughin our arses off for about 2 hours... and then a cruiser came whippin around... heh the usual loud whack rang out when it hit the windshield... but rather unexpectedly... was followed by the cherries on top gettin ripped off.... man... we turned tail and ran like our lives depended on it... which in some sense it did lolz.... never saw what happened after... was too scared to look back.. but heh once we got back to steves place.. jeezus.. we couldnt stop howling with laughter...

Dear Satan Claus i would like this...

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814131137

[phen0m]

Can I add more than one story to my post?

[nevermind1534]

Dear Satan Claus i would like this...
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813186157

Do you need AGP support? There's a similar mone made by foxconn for the same price, that has PCIe support.

[Okele]

Im not sure if this would be naughty or mean and nasty, guess its all the same to satan claus.

When I was in my training school in the Marine Corps there was this PFC that thought he was gods gift to everyone. I mean the man was a total son of a b**** d***he bag. One night when I was down in the common area his room mate came down and asked if I had my polaroid camera handy. When I met him at thier room he took me in to see that the guy was sleeping. No big deal right? Ya it was, the guy was on his back with his sheets down to his knees with no undergarments on. Lets put it this way he must have had a really great dream or something because he had "it" all over his chest and face. I proceeded to take a ton of pictures, I used up 2 boxes of polaroid film. I had a good friend in the girls barracks that helped me post every single one of the pictures in the girls barracks. He was the laughing stock for awhile, and he never knew why people were laughing at him.

In true fashion we couldn't just let it be, so we threw a party a few weeks later and invited him. We set up a gay drag queen hooker to be there, who proceeded to get down with him when he was completely drunk. As far as I know he still has no idea why his rear end hurt.

Its not something Id do today with all the diseases and what not out these days, but the man sure deserved everything he got.


Edit: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231039

[TheGreatSatan]

Jigsaw or Dremel? Good story.



tgs... why are you so generous.... like i was wondering.... what do you get from it... other than a few stories..?

Really just a bigger sense of the TBCS community and maybe a "get out of jail" card if I ever screw up around here.

[Okele]

Jigsaw or Dremel? Good story.




Really just a bigger sense of the TBCS community and maybe a "get out of jail" card if I ever screw up around here.

after much deliberation, I choose a dremel.

[DonT-FeaR]

ah ok tgs,,, you out if ya need :) lol

nice storeys guys.

[Crazy Buddhist]

after much deliberation, I choose a dremel.

Now theres a thought. Best place for Dremel purchasing?

CrazyBleeder

[TheGreatSatan]

If you win I'll get the best I can for $50

[Okele]

If you get it from say walmart.com, I can kick in a couple extra bucks if I need to plus I get a discount =P

[TheGreatSatan]

I can get a hell of a lot better one from somewhere else besides Walmart. Plus I do not like Dremel brand because they break far too easy. Craftsman is far better

[BerticusPryme]

I will agree with that. I had 3 dremels and have burnt the motor up on 2 of them. Also my item will prolly get changed as they were open box items and are no longer available. Some of these stories I have laughed so hard I hurt now.

[LiTHiUM0XiD3]

heh and yes nevermind.. i do need agp... i cant afford a PCI-e card... or else i would do an upgrade heh

[phen0m]

I can't decide on what I want, it probably won't matter anyway, some of these stories are unbelievable and mine is just like....okay.

[phen0m]

I know what I want!!!!!

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3212529&sku=D10-2400

Its going in my new computer. I wanted to get a nice fan controller to add some bling but if I didn't ask for something that would go in my computer, I might not be able to finish it by Christmas.

[Vexxx_2007]

Hehe. You guys are silly :)

awesome stories!!

I'm trying to remember the 'wonderful' times i've had.

[LiTHiUM0XiD3]

dear satan claus.. i need to change my entry.. i would like a http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814129126 plz.. if i do win :)

[Vexxx_2007]

Dear Satan Claus..
the naughtiest thing i've done is this.
about a month ago I bought a 30mw green laser from ledshoppe.com. I had some fun with this thing particularly at night and during school. it was always lotsa fun to shine it on the ground in front of people and make them all say wtf? however a week-ish ago, i was sitting in the window upstairs in my house, shining the laser on the street in front of cars passing the front of my house. i guess someone didn't enjoy this idea, and a cop drove down past my street. I was having too much fun with my new toy to realize this could've been bad. so i shined my laser in front of the officer and on his hood and such, but never into the car. the cop must have panicked when he saw this and he ran head into a parked yellow Geo Storm. I proceeded (fast as hell) into my bedroom and called it a night.

I would love it if Satan Claus bought me 2gb of RAM for my dessktop (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820178101) or my new laptop (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820148086) :)
(the links are to the memory, not the actual machines)

[Indybird]

Dear Satan Claus,
The naughtiest thing I ever did was...
So one of my friends lives right next to a local fancy-schmancy golf-course and country club. Well, every once in a while they hold some big event. All the rich people go there and drink tons of alchohol.
When I was 16 (i.e. year and a half ago), I used to ride my bike home from my friends house every night. On my way home I pass by the exit of the country club, and many times have seen many people drive out way too drunk to be driving. Well, it just so happens that two of the times this one absolutely wasted guy driving out sees me as I pass by. First time he yells out "what are ya doin out past 11:00, ya little s%&#?". I ignore him and keep riding, he ignores me also. Second time he yells out "stay on the sidewalk before I hit you" (even though I was the whole time). So by now I'm pretty pissed at this guy, and after seeing him twice I remember he drove a white Cadillac DTS with several club pins in the grill.
Next time I go back to my friends I tell him about this. So we sit and think about what we can do. Well we come up with something extremely awesome, but also extremely dangerous in retrospect... Anyway we figure out when the next party is (that this guy will probably be at).

So around 11:00 me and my friend ride down near the entrance and look for this guy coming out. Sure enough he was there and driving out drunk as hell. We ride across the street in such a way that he can see us crossing, but we keep a safe distance. And sure enough he has to make a idiotic comment "What the f#$^ are ya tryin to do get hit!? Watch where you're f#$^ing going!". Heres where our plan begins. We both flip him off. He gets PISSED. He revs his engine and starts driving at us. We start haulin ass on our bikes. Right as he starts catching up we take a sharp turn up the circular drive in front of a very large house. This guy drives right up the curb over the grass and on to this guys lawn which is very wet since it had just rained a few hours before. Now I didnt know it at the time, but I later found out he was absolutely tearing up the lawn. Kinda scared at this point we just try to save ourselves and we get back on the sidewalk and try to find a way to get away from this guy. So we're riding down the sidewalk as fast as we can, and this guy is following us across peoples lawns. We managed to get to the major street nearby took a sharp turn into the alley behind the businesses, and then took another turn along side one of the businesses to lose him. Luckily for us he fell for it and we heard him speed away down the alley looking for us.

So completely scared out of our minds, and shaking from the adrenaline rush, we rode back to my friend's house really fast. On the way back we were thining about how much trouble we could get in for all this. We came to the conclusion that we'd just plead ignorance as to why he was chasing us if questioned. Being so shaken up, I couldn't ride back home from there so I called back home for a ride.

The next day I hear on the news (I cant remember the actual news cast but they said something along these lines:), "Drunken Lochmoor club-member, , was finally caught by police after taking a joy ride through multiple properties and causing thousands of dollars of damage to homes and businesses". I immediately call my friend and tell him about the news, and that this guy obviously did not remember us.

You guys might be saying "That was careless", or something along those lines. I definitely know that [I]now. But in the end it was really his fault for driving drunk out of his mind out of that club every party. The second he started chasing us, I knew that was the stupidest (and definitely naughtiest) thing I every did.

So there's the naughtiest thing I ever did; cause a drunk guy to get arrested and cause him do damage property.

I want Satan Claus to send me... A Scythe Kaze Master Fan Controller (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811998038)

-Indybird

[DonT-FeaR]

Rofl Lol Nice Work

[KiLLERMAN21]

Hahaha, thats GOLD Indy, nice work ;)

[TheGreatSatan]

A week to go!

[BerticusPryme]

Hey TGS quick question does it have to be from newegg or can it be from anywhere? I havent seen anythign listing what stores we can and cant shop from.

[TheGreatSatan]

Anywhere is fine. I said post the exact link. From anywhere...

Post it within the submitted story. If I read your post and you guys don't include your item, I will not search the thread to find what you want. I'll skip you.

[TheGreatSatan]

Last day peeps!

[Okele]

Last day peeps!

question tgs, I just inherited a bunch of tools including a jigsaw and dremel kit. Id like to change my entry if I could, if not thats cool too. Never know when a tool is going to break.

If its ok Id like to change it to something on this page:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&N=2010170147%204025%201052107965&name=184-Pin%20DDR%20SDRAM

Im in the process of building a home media server and could use the ram.

[nevermind1534]

You might as well select the most expensive one under $50 on the page, and edit it into your original post.

[TheGreatSatan]

Alright, I'm deciding......

[phen0m]

Hurrry please :)

[TheGreatSatan]

I like 6 of them a lot, so it's getting hard to widdle them down

[DonT-FeaR]

bummer
lol
have fun :)

lokin forward to reading the winning entries again

[Crazy Buddhist]

He's coming ... he's coming ...

K8aswtoxCZI

[mittelmeier]

lol that was a pretty funny video.

[Crazy Buddhist]

lol that was a pretty funny video.

I know. I was hoping TGS might laugh at it while deciding and have warm fuzzy feelings towards me :P

[phen0m]

The song from that video is stuck in my head!

[Crazy Buddhist]

The song from that video is stuck in my head!

Yeah ... "Wham" never were that "special" - unless we're talking about George Michael's erm ... habits!

CB

[remirez08]

damn. this blows, im to late, by 5 days. oh well. i still think mine would have topped the cake. for 3 months i played horrible head games with my ex, made her think i had multiple personality, and that she, and my alter ego, was prince and princes of Atlantis, then i moved to rochester, dumped her, and started dating my current girl. and then, during the dumping process i posted pics she sent me (naughty ones) on several imeg bored's. and my current girl finds this all funny. tither way, grats to the winner!! i hope i didn't break any forum rules with this post....

[Crazy Buddhist]

i hope i didn't break any forum rules with this post....

I have no idea if you broke any forum rules.

You have described something that is not "naughty" but "malicious", "sick" and "criminal" - and about as unfunny and unethical as I can imagine. You and your new g/f both need therapy.

[phen0m]

@remirez08- Hmm, I cannot possibly think of another story that could be any less-funny. That was so stupid and I completely agree with crazyb.

[SgtM]

Ok.. enough guys.

[TheGreatSatan]

The winners are:

Crazy Buddhist
Bopher
IndyBird

The best story was from BerticusPryme.

[mittelmeier]

Congrats to the winners and +rep to them and TGS.

[SgtM]

Congrats guys!

[LiTHiUM0XiD3]

congrats to all winners!!!

[BerticusPryme]

Gratz to the other winners and a big +rep to TGS for making all this happen.

[DonT-FeaR]

good work guys... lol good storys...

[Bopher]

Wow, I can't believe it. Thank you Satan Clause! +rep for the contest.

[Crazy Buddhist]

OOOOh OOOH .. Thank you TGS :D I'm over-excited now !! :banana:

The last thing I won was a pair of Humphrey's (http://www.trp.dundee.ac.uk/images/humphrey/humphrey.html) red and white striped plimsoles (boating shoes) with a red and white woollen pom-pom's on when I was eight.

Cultural reference:

The Humphries used to steal your milk and the milk company wanted you to buy more:
"Milk (3): 1974

If you hear a noise with your milk and your roll
It must be the 10.30 Humphrey patrol,
In slippers with pom-poms for creeping about.
Watch out watch out, watch out, watch out,
There’s a Humphrey about!
One hundred Humphrey’s soft as silk,
Out on the search for your Unigate milk,
Get extra pintas or you’ll be without.
Watch out watch out, watch out, watch out,
There’s a Humphrey about!


[Unigate Milk Advertisement - click here to watch the ad] (http://www.trp.dundee.ac.uk/images/humphrey/unigate1970sa.ram)"

Thanks TGS .... These:

http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/thumbs/Humphsneak2_thumb.JPG



Were VERY cool when I was eight (til the pom pom's fell off :( ). I collected over 20,000 silver foil milk bottle tops to win them !!! But they're not as cool as this stuff. I might be able to get a proper OC out of my rig with this (I have generic RAM made from hemp or something now) :D
http://c1.neweggimages.com/NeweggImage/ProductImageCompressAll200/20-211-014-09.jpg



Congrats +rep to the other winners and +rep to TGS.

Matthew

[Indybird]

Wow, I wish you guys were here when I read that. I'm in my school computer lab (with other people) and when I read that I jumped out of my chair and yelled. Every one in the room looked at me, then I sat down.

Thank you Satan Claus. Believe it or not, this is the first contest I've ever won...

Congrats to Crazy B, Berticus Pryme, and Bopher. +rep for great stories.

And lastly +rep to TGS for the contest.

-Indybird

EDIT: The Internet Explorer at school won't let me get to the rep dialog, I'll +rep you guys later.

[Crazy Buddhist]

...

The last thing I won was a pair of Humphrey's (http://www.trp.dundee.ac.uk/images/humphrey/humphrey.html) red and white striped plimsoles :

http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/thumbs/Humphsneak2_thumb.JPG

... I collected over 20,000 silver foil milk bottle tops to win them !!! ....


Man I just realised that company got the whole country's kids out collecting and returning aluminium foil by the tonne and they handed out six pairs of slippers ! what a con !!!! LOOOOL (at least I got the slippers - the other 10 million recyclers got jack all!)

[calumc]

congratz peepz :D

[TheGreatSatan]

Thanks everyone for participating. I've already made all the purchases and I'll have them in a few days. The winners need to PM me with their proper name and mailing address. And thanks for all the +reps! I haven't gotten that many at once since Superbee PC. :)

[TheGreatSatan]

+Reps right back at you!

[jdbnsn]

Congratulations fellas! Great stories here and what a fun contest. Many props to TGS for once again stirring up exciting challenges and rewarding so generously!

[TheGreatSatan]

I start shipping tomorrow!

[Crazy Buddhist]

I start shipping tomorrow!


I just bought a Hundred pack!

Any chance of slipping one in. I'll post a photo when I use it :D

btw: TY :)

JAqZBaA12xg

(I was thinking of the chorus when I posted this video. Now I listened to it I'm feeling a bit gay)

/me exits stage left

[TheGreatSatan]

^You must be. I'll throw in a few....

[Crazy Buddhist]

^You must be. I'll throw in a few....

Yr a gent ... but ... no, I wasn't over compensating with the story and my like of men is limited to normal heterosexual interactions. But that was the most camp sounding post.

[DaveW]

I wasn't over compensating with the story and my like of men is limited to normal heterosexual interactions

We have a new winner! New quote for the sig. :D I love the out-of-context-quotes-in-the-sig-game. :D

-Dave

[Crazy Buddhist]

We have a new winner! New quote for the sig. :D I love the out-of-context-quotes-in-the-sig-game. :D

-Dave

WoOOO

Thats 2 sigs I'm in now (I know of) yours and calum's :D


I'm starting to worry that I may become genuinely funny at some point.

Oddly enough that was in a quote that mentioned .... the fabled T partees of a certain Scott !

CB

[Crazy Buddhist]

Satan Claus arrived today !!!

http://www.vipassanaforum.net/images/chrimbo.jpg

All contents of the package will be used wisely ;)

Thanks again TGS. You're a gent.

Matthew

[TheGreatSatan]

You like the Pentagrams?

[Indybird]

Oh man, I can't wait until my fan controller comes in!

-Indybird

[XcOM]

hay TGS, i still got your package sitting on my desk as i like the pentagram

[Bopher]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/1024/picture005sn5.th.jpg (http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture005sn5.jpg)
Got the package today!! Took me about 5 minutes to get it hooked up.
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9545/picture008bv6.th.jpg (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture008bv6.jpg)
This will be where it lives till I get my case going again. Took me a sec to figure out who sent me a package with no return address then I saw the pentgrams.

[BerticusPryme]

Thats awesome stuff still waiting here. the mail here in AL sucks.CAnt wait to see the pentagrams on the box.

[Crazy Buddhist]

I ignored the Pentagram as I wasn't sure if looking at it broke the Patriot Act. :P

[DaveW]

You like the Pentagrams?

The pantagrams both cracked me up and got me the strangest looks at Camp. 20 days on the job or so, a package covered in Pentagrams arrives for me. I stumbled out the office muttering lame excuses. :)

-Dave

[xRyokenx]

The pantagrams both cracked me up and got me the strangest looks at Camp. 20 days on the job or so, a package covered in Pentagrams arrives for me. I stumbled out the office muttering lame excuses. :)

-Dave

Hahaha I bet that made a great impression on everyone.

[Indybird]

I just got my pentagram-laden package today! I got the fan controller installed and its workin great.

I'll take some pictures later.

Thanks Once more time,
Indybird