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TheGreatSatan
11-30-2008, 10:54 PM
I'm American, so I don't get it. You take a dump on a toilet, then switch to a baday to wash your butt? Do you use toilet paper next or a towel? I don't get it.

http://images.lowes.com/general/m/mb_Baday.jpg
OvRiDe
11-30-2008, 10:58 PM
http://www.ehow.com/how_13097_bidet.html
nevermind1534
11-30-2008, 11:01 PM
In japan, they have electronic toilets that have seat warmers, and a thing that can come out and squirt water to wash your but. I've never used one. In my opinion that's what the shower's for. But they really like their Toto toilets.
jdbnsn
11-30-2008, 11:01 PM
LMFAO!!! Classy line of questioning!
Spawn-Inc
11-30-2008, 11:13 PM
LMFAO!!! Classy line of questioning!

lol, indeed!
Zephik
11-30-2008, 11:39 PM
This thread is just full of awkward. lol
nevermind1534
12-01-2008, 12:06 AM
56pbumYASNY
Zephik
12-01-2008, 12:19 AM
*Youtube Video*

"Okay, stupid question guys, how the do I use the toilet??"

The ONLY time that question is an acceptable question without the person being mentally incompetent is when you are using THAT toilet. lol

"Well, first you have to enter the secret keypad security code while holding down "F3" while in administrator mode. Then you select option 2 under section 3 in the user interface and enter [sudo clean my butt]. Then..."

"I have a better idea. How about I do my thing, then you can come in here and flush it for me."
Omega
12-01-2008, 12:36 AM
Reminds me of the "Three Shells" from that one Sylvester Stallone movie... robocop maybe? Then he like cusses up a storm and takes all the paper that the little machine printed tickets on into the bathroom... it was lulzy
BerticusPryme
12-01-2008, 12:57 AM
That would be demolition man. That was one of the funniest scenes ever. It still never explained how to use the "3 shells" method. There has been alot fo talk and jokes made about it though.
b4i7
12-01-2008, 02:58 PM
oh man zeph.... youve got me loling so hard that people are looking at me like im having a seizure.
jdbnsn
12-01-2008, 03:23 PM
yeah, we may have set a new zenith of sophistication with this thread.
p0Pe
12-01-2008, 03:32 PM
imagen the dude that goes to a japanees toilet for the first time, and suddenly the toilet is atacking him xDDD
TheGreatSatan
12-01-2008, 03:36 PM
yeah, we may have set a new zenith of sophistication with this thread.

Anything to keep you guys on your toes!
nevermind1534
12-01-2008, 05:31 PM
oh man zeph.... youve got me loling so hard that people are looking at me like im having a seizure.

Good, so I'm not the only one.
b4i7
12-01-2008, 05:43 PM
i actually thought those were mini sinks for wetting your toothbrush before brushing....
nevermind1534
12-01-2008, 05:45 PM
I wouldn't, but you can go ahead and do that.