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Crazy Buddhist
12-13-2008, 04:19 AM
In the book of revelations13 what does the first and second dragon represent? ?

it says the beast from the sea looked like a leopard had feet of a bear and a mouth of a lion. ok is it true that the word beast represents nations? and from what i gather the lion is england's symbol so is that like an english speaking nation? and what does the 7 heads and ten horns represent? on the second beast there were two horns like a lamb, and no crowns. so is that a nation with no king. like a democratic and republic gov. ? im really curiouse about these things please answer if you know.
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i googled it before i asked the question and i came up on a site that said the horns represented a dem/rep government. in fact everything that i ask about is because i googled it. i was just seeing what is true.
My answer:


the lion = England (we're the best basically)
bear = America (eagle is a Nazi symbol not American)
leopard = Israel (can't change their spots)

7 heads = G8 nations - Russia (would you trust Putin? NO! no one does, not even Mrs Putin)

ten horns = the ears of the Jackson 5

The second beast is Putin.


Basically England, America and Israel will trample Putin, dominate over the people of the Earth. They will be lead by the Jackson 5 who represent the five heads of Satan (see Leviticus 9.23) and are the REAL leaders of the new world order.

The Bush, Bin Laden, British and Israeli Royal families are merely the puppets of the Jackson 5 who dance-mesmorised control of planet earth throughout the 70's gaining an unwinnable grip over the planet.

Once they have subjected the ordinary people the other Jacksons are going to copy Michael (their leader) in getting plastic surgery to look like a fool and will laugh at us for ever more from behind their plastic masks as they play "Thriller" relentlessly on 999,999,999 upside down TV channels you can never turn off.

So that's it basically. Get some earmuffs.

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More likely true than anything in the Bible anyway......







...... even if I did make it up.


Source(s):
Imagination, Thriller, Michael Jacksons weirdness, My doctor gave me some pills they make feel me sunny :)

blueonblack
12-13-2008, 05:57 AM
Oh. My. God. That is priceless. Thanks very much. :D +rep

Crazy Buddhist
12-13-2008, 07:51 AM
Oh. My. God. That is priceless. Thanks very much. :D +rep

There are people down at Yahoo Answers asking all kinds of crapola. Baiting them is more fun than answering the same freakin question about routers again:

Answer: "LEARN TO USE GOOGLE YOU FOOL" .. I do that to annoy the Yahoo answers ppl :D

xRyokenx
12-13-2008, 10:58 AM
Hahaha that is awesome.