Bacon!!

[blueonblack]

Should anyone need to know, I am a *huge* fan of bacon. Lots of people are. I was directed to this website by a friend earlier tonight, and believe it or not, this may be too much bacon for even me.

http://store.baconsalt.com/

Bacon-flavored lip balm. Wow.

[Zephik]

I am like 99% sure this is what heaven looks like, except probably with more bacon.

:p

[Spawn-Inc]

if it tasted like bacon i would no doubt be reapplying that all through the day.

[xmastree]

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[crenn]

Here's a slightly better recipe for the bacon explosion. btw, bacon salt is kosher certified (My friend still claims it isn't).

EDIT: Damn typing in the morning: http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

[Spawn-Inc]

UR3kfP1IQHk

that wouldn't be good, the inside part of the bacon wouldn't be crisp and thats nasty. now if he pan fried that bacon mat that would be wicked.

[p0Pe]

Our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm is a constant reminder of the awesome power of bacon.

HAHA

[Zephik]

Oh... my... god... that massive bacon monstrosity looks ****in' delicious...

I wonder if you would have a heart attack immediately after eating one? :p

[Luke122]

O
I wonder if you would have a heart attack immediately after eating one? :p

What do you mean "after"? Don't you mean "while" ?

[Zephik]

What do you mean "after"? Don't you mean "while" ?

What do you mean "while"? Don't you mean "just by looking at it"? :p

[Drum Thumper]

You know what's gonna make this thread full of win?

This:

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[Zephik]

This thread is officially full of win.

[xRyokenx]

This thread is officially full of win.

And potential heart failure.

[Drum Thumper]

Even more bacon goodness:

http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/09/04/how-to-make-bacon-soap-from-actual-bacon/

[xmastree]

Who can beat this (http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2009/02/meat-ship-made-out-of-20-sausages-48.html)?

[Luke122]

What do you mean "while"? Don't you mean "just by looking at it"? :p

Looking at wha... . AARRRRGGHHHHHHHHNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

http://www.tinkerbellchime.com/emergencies_heart_attack.jpg

[Drum Thumper]

Who can beat this (http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2009/02/meat-ship-made-out-of-20-sausages-48.html)?

Lemme dig around the archives, and see what I can find...I likes challenges!

For now, I give you this:

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg

[xmastree]

Oh boy...
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/

Bacon scarves (http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-gifts/bacon-scarves/)

Bacon mousepad (http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/store/viewProduct.php?ProductID=73)

On a more serious note, anyone tried anything like these?
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/store/viewProduct.php?ProductID=55
http://www.seenontvproducts.net/baconwave/index.html

[Luke122]

I usually drop a cooling rack onto a cookie sheet, and toss it in the oven to cook bacon. Same sort of idea.. keep it out of the fat and it gets nice and crispy. :)

[Drum Thumper]

I've got one of these (http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/product/standard-item.jsp?_DARGS=/cabelas/en/common/catalog/item-link.jsp_A&_DAV=MainCatcat602009-cat280027&id=0029210516649a&navCount=5&podId=0029210&parentId=cat280027&masterpathid=&navAction=push&catalogCode=UJ&rid=&parentType=index&indexId=cat280027&hasJS=true). Best poppers I've ever made had ground bacon and mozzarella cheese for the filling and a slice of bacon on top. Mmm Mmm good!

[Drum Thumper]

On a more serious note, anyone tried anything like these?
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/store/viewProduct.php?ProductID=55
http://www.seenontvproducts.net/baconwave/index.html

Yeah and I'm not too impressed. Bacon fat can be a good thing, but not all over the inside of the microwave.

[progbuddy]

A full-out bacon Tux.

http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april/items/bacontux.html

[crenn]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Plenty of bacon there ;)

[Spawn-Inc]

well of that list i've tried http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/76542902/deep-fried-mars-bar-via-fxcuisine

and would love to try http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/79361612/bacon-poutine-french-fries-topped-with-cheese

man those last pages are making me hungry...

[xmastree]

http://www.recipestar.com/pages/bacon_life

[OvRiDe]

Squeez Bacon!!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=17417

Even makes Bacon better!!

LOL

[OvRiDe]

IT EVEN MAKES GUNS BETTER!!!

http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/4/13/ba-k-47.html

http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/storage/post-images/gun2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1239677099649

[Zephik]

That would be the ONLY time I would ever want to be shot, and it better be bacon bits for bullets. :p

[xmastree]

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan.

[Luke122]

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan.

...awesome.

+rep!

[blueonblack]

And here we have it. Bacon plasma flame. :D

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

[crenn]

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan.
bob, I think someone beat you to it ;P

[blueonblack]

Damn! Damn! Damn! :mad:

Guess that's what I get for not reading my own thread all the way through before posting, eh?

[xmastree]

And here (http://community.atom.com/Post/Bacons-Greatest-Hits/03EFBFFFF01800C6E000800B78458/) is a video of it. Along with some more bacon treats. Bacon vodka anyone? Or bacon breath fresheners?

[Zephik]

http://digg.com/d1pge9

Behold... THE BACONE!

[billygoat333]

that looks tasty actually :):bunny:

dont think i've used that smilie yet. lol

[Zephik]

ZfbTO0GlONU

[OvRiDe]

^FAIL!!! :) Check page 2 post 11. http://www.thebestcasescenario.com/forum/showpost.php?p=234537&postcount=11 :P


But I did come across this.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/b96c_bacon_gumballs.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/

[Zephik]

http://bakonvodka.com/

[Drum Thumper]

http://candyaddict.com/blog/2005/11/03/chocolate-covered-bacon/

http://www.mrbaconpants.com/bacon-brownies-goodness/

http://www.bocajava.com/showProductDetail.do?productId=5370&catalogId=19

[xmastree]

http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/diet_coke_bacon.jpg (http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2007/06/21/diet-coke-w-bacon/)

But why diet???

[Zephik]

But why diet???

It would of been too much of a health hazard otherwise? lol

[progbuddy]

Bacon is the ultimate Atkin's.

[Zephik]

Bacon is also the ultimate hangover cure. No seriously, there's science behind it too! Something about the fat absorbing the toxins or something.

Bacon absorbs the toxins because of the fat, eggs break down the toxins because of cysteine and toast absorbs the toxins because of the carbon. (Protip: Burn your toast for extra carbon)

Funny how thats generally the perfect breakfast too, which just so happens to be when you're usually feeling the worse from drinking too much the night before. Its a win win!

[Drum Thumper]

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To hell with jalapeno poppers, I'm making these for football season from now on!

[xmastree]

What's the British equivalent of 'Tater Tots'?

[crenn]

What's the British equivalent of 'Tater Tots'?
Potato gems or something small that are sort of like little hash browns.

[xmastree]

http://bakonvodka.com/

[Zephik]

http://bakonvodka.com/

I think we're going to end up getting to the point where we just start repeating everything. Bacon is amazing and all, but there is only so much you can do with it! lol

Btw, the had Bakon on conan o'brien. Andy drank an entire bottle. Although I think it was probably just water... lol

[Drum Thumper]

Bacon is also the ultimate hangover cure. No seriously, there's science behind it too! Something about the fat absorbing the toxins or something.

Bacon absorbs the toxins because of the fat, eggs break down the toxins because of cysteine and toast absorbs the toxins because of the carbon. (Protip: Burn your toast for extra carbon)

Funny how thats generally the perfect breakfast too, which just so happens to be when you're usually feeling the worse from drinking too much the night before. Its a win win!

Another protip--if your friends are the ones with the hangover, make sure the eggs are on the runny side!

[xmastree]

Try this... (http://bacolicio.us/http://www.thebestcasescenario.com)

[Zephik]

Its like that puppy licking the screen video, but in reverse.

[luciusad2004]

BaconLube (http://www.sogoodblog.com/2009/05/13/bacon-lube/)

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k314/luciusad2004/BaconLube0413.jpg

[Zephik]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7373/britishpigs20in20bl9864.jpg

Yep, that's sausage wrapped in bacon. I am SO going to try that.

Alternatively, you can also wrap bacon in bacon. :p

[billygoat333]

i have found a few recipes with hot dogs wrapped in bacon. some looked amazing. :)

made a breakfast casserole with a whole lb of bacon in it. yum.

[BuzzKillington]

http://wimp.com/baconlover/

[blueonblack]

At the risk of being accused of thread necromancy, I had to add this one for the kiddies:

Link fixed. Doh!


My First Bacon (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml?icpg=Carousel_MyFirstBacon_4)

[billygoat333]

link fail. lol you forgot your : in http:// :P

best way to cook bacon EVER.
http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/2z/abi/sf1s/54948/normal_702792334.jpg

haha also funny:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs425.snc3/24528_382061962423_534587423_3995695_1614047_n.jpg

[OvRiDe]

Seemed like this needed to be added to this thread...

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http://www.scopemouthwash.com/bacon/

And yes I know its April Fools Day!