April Fools

[Drum Thumper]

Anyone check out youtube (http://www.youtube.com)? They rickrolled everyone last year...this year, however...

[killergamer]

Thats not funny...ok may be it is...

[Omega]

Not seeing it.

[OvRiDe]

That one is pretty good!

[Drum Thumper]

Not seeing it.

Watch a video.

[chaksq]

Hehe I like this :P

They made everything upside-down.

[FuzzyPlushroom]

You mean "umop apisdn".

[Spawn-Inc]

You mean "umop apisdn".

(: uʍop ǝpısdn uɐǝɯ 'noʎ 'ou

[b4i7]

heh...speaking of april fools... should ask ovride what his wife did...hahahaha... that is one holiday ill always avoid coming over on

[jdbnsn]

Let's hear some good April fools stories! I'll start with one I pulled years ago that ended up having a twisted ending.



I was about 14 at the time and I came up with what I thought was a great way to celebrate the wicked holiday by taking a shot at good old Mom, poor woman. I took a can of her beer out of the fridge and with an ice pick poked a couple of small holes on the bottom draining it of roughly half of the contents. Then, using a funnel and some unused aquarium pump tubing I replaced the missing half with a mixture of vinegar, Tabasco sauce, jalapeno sauce, Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, milk, and every other nasty possible condiment I could scrounge from the fridge. Then I used some pieces of scotch tape to cover the hole and reinforced it with a couple of layers of duct tape trimming around the inside rim so they were not visible unless you turned the can upside down. I went over to my friend Scott's house to hang out for the day and returned for dinner. After dinner is when Mom and Dad would have a can of beer while watching their favorite shows and my mind was in sparks with anticipation for the big moment, controlling my face throughout dinner was nigh-impossible but I managed to keep it together. Finally we finished eating and Mom made her way to the chair in front of the TV while Dad was heading to the fridge for the beers. I was already at the fridge getting a Coke and had checked to make sure the can with the duct tape on it was in place. I had moved the special can to the front so it would be the obvious choice and it worked, he reached past me to grab one of each of their brands and he grabbed the surprise can! I was just about to lose my mind, I couldn't wait to see what happened when she took a drink for this horrible concoction. So he made his way back to the living room and handed her a beer and took a seat next to her while changing channels to their game show. It seemed like everything went in slow motion and there were only the sounds I wanted to hear, I could just see the perfect chain of events take place as my master plan was unfolding before my eyes, man this was going to be great!!! "Click-psshht-crink-fizzzzz" Ah what a refreshing sound I thought, and I'll be she is thinking the same....heeheehee. Then slowly, her eyes remaining fixed on the television, she inched the gauntlet of vengeance closer to her lips....I in the meantime was praying she didn't smell the contents before she had a chance to taste the malevolent formula I had prepared for my own entertainment. Then, the moment I had been waiting all day to see appeared before my eyes. Her lips met with the chilled aluminum can and the precious potion poured generously into her mouth saturating those unsuspecting tastebuds. But what's this? No reaction at all? I stood in absolute awe at what I was seeing, she continued to gulp as if there was nothing wrong with that horrible fluid at all! What the hell is going on here, can she not tell the difference between ordinary beer and this napalm of a mixture? They didn't seem to notice me staring in disbelief from the other room and I did stare, like so many deer at the headlights I just stood there and stared and she took one drink after another and nothing at all happened. My lips began to quiver with confusion and the building intensity of the hilarity of this situation. "This was even funnier than her spitting across the room!"; I thought. Tears started welling up in my eyes as I desperately held back a burst of laughter. I held it as much as I could but little by little giggles and chuckles began creeping out beyond the limits of my control. Mom turned to look at me and discovered that I was staring straight at her while sporadically snickering, she tilted her head with a puzzled look on her face and inquired; "what?" "Nothing"; I replied. It wasn't long before my laughter was rising in intensity and I now had both of their attention. My Dad looking a bit irritated grunted; "keep it down or go to your room dammit, we're watching TV!". I tried to walk away, I really did. But my feet wouldn't budge. It seemed my nervous system was now prisoner to the burning curiosity in my mind as to what was wrong with this picture, as well as the full out comedy of the scene in front of me. However, I could no more contain my laughter than I could walk away, so standing firmly in place my chuckles continued to snowball into a rolling burst of LOUD laughter. This was really pissing my Dad off, and my Mom. They asked several times what the hell was so funny and to keep the bleeping noise down. By this time I was literally on the floor, on my back in a state of laughter reserved for asylum patients. They had just about had it, I felt an ass kicking coming on as my Dad looked as though he was getting up. I felt no fear of pain in this state of mind, and seriously doubt that any such whooping he could delivery would yank me off my cloud. But as he worked his way up out of the chair my eyes detected movement on my Mom's side. While looking me square in the eyes, and having on her face like that of someone who was been standing in front of the luggage return belt far too long, she reached her other hand toward the beer can. She held her expression and the eye contact while with two fingertips she felt underneath the can. Using her fingernails she slowly peeled away at the tape on the can until it was completely free, eyes still fixed on mine. I was in an unusual state of mind at this time as my head had been swirling in pride, humor, confusion, concern for the pending beating, and memories of the contents I had poured into THAT CAN. But now the other thoughts were dimming very rapidly as confusion became the engineer. What the hell....? How did the... Did I put two... Why didn't it.... How did she... Hundreds of questions raced through my mind unanswered like duds through a belt-fed machine gun. What's going on here I thought? Then my arch nemesis for the day (Mom) spoke.... "You should have been here BEFORE dinner, when I had the OTHER beer, but you missed that moment and I replaced with one for me, April Fool's dumbass!" Oh Lord on heaven's high, how could you do this to me? How could I have fallen for that, what in my mind allowed me to believe for one second that she could have been drinking that awful mess and not notice? I was temporarily blinded with stupidity as I saw what I wanted to see I suppose. But there it was, she had me, for hours before and a solid 5 minutes of climactic mind-trickery, I was slave to her evil genius. I was lying there stone cold on the floor but now silent, a fool indeed!

Jon

[jdbnsn]

Bummer, I was hoping to hear some cool stories!

[Drum Thumper]

I usually pull pranks on Halloween. Sorry bud.

[xRyokenx]

I actually haven't done anything particularly funny that I can remember. I do have some really stupid but funny jokes that aren't appropriate for this forum, though. :D

If I ever get around to a) animating them or b) drawing them in comic form, I'll let you know if you want me to.

[rendermandan]

We did some pretty basic stuff at the office.
-Moved someones desk and mirrored everyting to an empty location.
hooked up additional mice to desks next to us so we could mess with their mouse once in a while throughout the day making them think our IT had VNC'd in.

I put someones mouse (an old ball mouse) in a tub of jello.

and we quaranteened our bosses office off with red tape and signs.

oh, and we put cheereos in some cups and turned them upside down on peoples desks.

thats about it.

[Omega]

oh, and we put cheereos in some cups and turned them upside down on peoples desks.


holy **** win

[Zephik]

oh, and we put cheereos in some cups and turned them upside down on peoples desks.

Thats just messed up. lol

It reminds me of a trick that my friend taught me when we were at Wendy's one time and the customer service just plain sucked. He showed me how he liked to "get even".

You take those salt and pepper shakers (http://image09.webshots.com/9/7/69/40/114776940BNDoRB_ph.jpg) and you spin a quarter on the table, once you got it good and steady and spinning fast, you slam down the salt or pepper shaker on top of the spinning quarter. Voila! The quarter has disappeared! ...and it will reappear once you lift up the shaker, as the bottom will be completely busted out and thus spill its entire contents everywhere.

I did point out that that was more of a prank on an unknowing customer than the service itself. But still a pretty neat/evil trick.

Another trick is to take a extra large condom, lube the hell out of it, place it on a piece of large cardboard or something of that nature, then fill it with water to the point where its about to explode. Then gently slide it off onto someones bed. There is no possible way to remove it without popping it. If you've ever seen an extra large condom filled to the brink with liquid, they are HUGE (http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/magnum.jpg). lol (http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/bizarre/condom-being-inflated-over-mans-head-ANON.jpg)

[Bopher]

You take those salt and pepper shakers (http://image09.webshots.com/9/7/69/40/114776940BNDoRB_ph.jpg) and you spin a quarter on the table, once you got it good and steady and spinning fast, you slam down the salt or pepper shaker on top of the spinning quarter. Voila! The quarter has disappeared! ...and it will reappear once you lift up the shaker, as the bottom will be completely busted out and thus spill its entire contents everywhere.

I did point out that that was more of a prank on an unknowing customer than the service itself. But still a pretty neat/evil trick.

You're friend is one I need to find.:evil: Anyway it does work for we little unsuspecting fast food peons. When we clean tables we're suppose to be moving those shakers. One night I had to do lobby and I had to have 8 shakers that had been busted. yes, your friend and I need to talk..........j/k. I thought it was cool too till I started working there.

[Zephik]

You're friend is one I need to find.:evil: Anyway it does work for we little unsuspecting fast food peons. When we clean tables we're suppose to be moving those shakers. One night I had to do lobby and I had to have 8 shakers that had been busted. yes, your friend and I need to talk..........j/k. I thought it was cool too till I started working there.

Well hey, at least you made some extra cash on the side, right? All that free change and all. You must of made like, what? $2.00? Thats gas money right there! :p

One time I took my friends $20 and stuffed it into a salt shaker and he couldn't get it out, so he just left it. I was like, "dude, just go outside and break the thing open, I'm sure they have stockpiles of them somewhere." lol

Oh how I miss the days where $20 was basically spare change. Now I get excited when I can shave off a couple bucks each month. ><

[Drum Thumper]

The pettiness of these posts amuse me. You really want to get revenge on a crappy waitress...here's what you do.

Take a dollar bill out of your wallet for the tip
Place said tip on top of full water glass, and make sure it covers the top completely.
Keeping the dollar bill tight across the top, flip the glass upside down and put it on the table.

Guaranteed to make a good sized mess.

[Zephik]

The pettiness of these posts amuse me. You really want to get revenge on a crappy waitress...here's what you do.

Take a dollar bill out of your wallet for the tip
Place said tip on top of full water glass, and make sure it covers the top completely.
Keeping the dollar bill tight across the top, flip the glass upside down and put it on the table.

Guaranteed to make a good sized mess.

Thats genius. lol

I'm all for giving hell to crappy service. There isn't any reason for it at all. Everyone has bad days, get over it. Nobody gets paid enough, you're not alone. Everyone feels singled out either all the time or at some point in time. etc etc etc. Wear a smile, be kind and you'll earn your tip. I don't care if its obvious that you're faking it, as long as you're trying thats all I care about. I'll usually tip more to people who look like they're having a rough day but wear a smile anyways too.

Heres another fun prank to do. Step one: Dip toothpick into butter. Step Two: Fling onto someone back. Step Three: Laugh your ass off as you draw a smiley face made of buttered toothpicks while they keep wondering what the hell you think is so funny. Genius. I once got an entire handful of toothpicks on a cooks back one time. (To be fair, I worked with him and he just so happened to of cut my burger in half and spread chili inside before serving it to me. Bastard. lol)

You can also place them inside your standard drinking straw for a DIY Blow Gun. You would be surprised at how far they can fly sometimes. lol

[Collinstheclown]

Thread is a bit dated but still funny none the less.

When I worked at BK I deep fried people's cheeseburgers. :) (on April fools day of course) Not one person complained.




-CollinstheClown

[gamer_from_aust]

One day at school a mate glued $2 with superglue to the cement infront of the school tuckshop. Watching people trying to get it off was funny as.