Stop Alien Abductions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oneslowz28]

Since this is such a big problem I thought I would share the solution I have found. http://www.stopabductions.com/

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[OvRiDe]

Just when I thought I was safe from aliens, they learn to spawn alien-human hybrids!!:eek:

Those sneaky bastards.

Well if I am going to get any sleep from now on, I better find my stash of Velostat!

Thanks! :up:







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[Oneslowz28]

Gotta love what you come across with stumbleupon.

[x88x]

WOW! And all this time I've been using tin foil. This will be so much more comfortable! Thank you internets! :D

[jdbnsn]

Whew! Finally someone takes this seriously, I was beginning to think I was going to have to live with that probe!

http://viciousbabushka.typepad.com/.a/6a010536b72a74970b0120a5226df7970c-800wi

[Oneslowz28]

Nothing like Cartmans ass first thing in the morning.... Thanks for that....

On a side note I have began manufacturing these and have been including an extra protection** layer of modders mesh. I will offer them to you guys for 5 easy payments of $39.95 Act now and I will include a matching pair radio wave absorbing butt plugs for you and your closest friend.

Price does not include a shipping and handling fee of $19.99 per item. Oneslowz28 does not warranty this product what so ever. **No actual studies have been preformed to certify the protection this extra layer offers. I am just banking on you being a dumbass

[billygoat333]

lol do you accept personal checks from the bank of Nigeria?

[mDust]

These aren't new! My entire family and everyone in our church wears one (or even two) of these all day every day. I think you guys only mock them because you've never been abducted.

[Commando]

just when I though it wasn't cool to be abducted anymore...

Funny story, when I was in 29 Palms i got a chance to visit the integratron. Pretty cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integratron

Crazy people are a dime a dozen. Really smart crazy people are just flat out awesome......

TD

[Drum Thumper]

That site makes my eyes bleed.