MyLifeIsAverage

[Oneslowz28]

http://mylifeisaverage.com

Some pretty funny stuff on here. So far this is my fav...


The other day in class we were talking about sperm and semen, i don't remember how we reached the subject. Anyways, semen is totally made of sugar. A girl very serious, asks "if semen is made of sugar, then why doesn't it taste sweet?" Without missing a beat the professor replies, "The taste buds for sweetness are at the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat." I couldn't stop laughing. MLIA

[billygoat333]

I think that was posted on It made my day too. that is also a good site :)

[SXRguyinMA]

lol

I'm still a fan of www.fmylife.com

[SXRguyinMA]

I was driving down the main road of my hometown where there was an "anti-abortion" rally. There were lots of old people holding signs with pictures of kids yelling "abortions kill children!" A few seconds later a man drove around the corner and yelled "signs kill trees! Signs kill trees!" I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. MLIA.

ROTFL

[SXRguyinMA]

Today, I was watching "When a Stranger Calls", in a theater of teenagers. Everybody was yelling things at the screen, like "dont pick up the phone, ect. At one point a kid screams "DONT ANSWER THE PHONE ITS MICHAEL JACKSON!" The girl answered the phone and a creepy voice said "have you checked the children?" The same kid then screamed "O MY GOD IT REALLY IS MICHAEL JACKSON!". Funniest moment of my life. MLIA


Today in sex ed.we played a game where the person rolls a dice and got a certain STD according to the number it landed on. When a boy in my class went he landed on a really nasty diesease and jokingly said, "No wonder I don't have a girl friend". Our teacher looked up and said, "Nope. I'm pretty sure it's your face." Our teacher is a 75 year old man. MLIA.

LOL

[luciusad2004]

http://mylifeisaverage.com

Some pretty funny stuff on here. So far this is my fav...

That first one is totally fake. I remember hearing that joke years ago when i was in highschool. Funny but guarantee it didn't happen to anyone.

I like MLIA but after a while they all start to sound sorta the same. It's still better than FML or TFLN though. There's just too many 'trends' on there that everyone wants to get posted.

[Datech]

FML, TFLM, and MLIA are all great sites and generally a funny read, but they are all starting to suffer from extremely fake posts. The one CJ quoted definitely didn't happen to anyone recently as I first heard it 7 years ago, when I was a freshman in highschool. FML is almost entirely fake (though still funny), and TFLN almost always includes sex and/or drug references from a college perspective. MLIA is full of trends, even more so since the first "Marry Me" proposition and response showed up.

Still great reads though, just take them with a grain of salt.