Funny TBCS Chat Quotes - Post 'em here folks

[Trace]

I'll start:


[crenn] 8:39 pm: [crenn] 3:33 pm: Apparently I make the best sig quotes on all of TBCS


[crenn] 8:51 pm: Cya OvRiDe, give your wife a hug from me


[crenn] 8:54 pm: It's not like Furries can't read, sure they can't keep their clothes on long, but they can at least read

[Trace]

Top quotes(as chosen by me, and people who say they like certain ones the most):

[crenn]

[<Name is missing from log>] 3:27 pm: I swear Satan sent us women
[Trace] 3:27 pm: mhmm he did
[Trace] 3:28 pm: and furry>? lol
[crenn] 3:28 pm: Trace, not even Satan is that evil
[Trace] 3:28 pm: Haha! but I am muahahahahaha
[Trace] 3:28 pm: (insert evil grin here)
[crenn] 3:29 pm: Trace. does this mean I have to hump your leg?
[Trace] 3:29 pm: Yeah
[crenn] 3:29 pm: :(
[Trace] 3:29 pm: Unfortunatly
[Trace] 3:29 pm: sorry bro

There's the real story

[Trace]

Haha, damn, I was hoping you wouldn't give away the REAL story!

[Luke122]

[killergamer] 4:47 pm: Im making bread pudding.
[crenn] 4:48 pm: Not spotted dick?
[killergamer] 4:50 pm: nah but I would like to see my hot student teacher eat spotted dick.
[crenn] 4:51 pm: I'm guessing you're not talking about the dessert
[killergamer] 4:51 pm: yea... if you say so.

[luciusad2004]

this should be full of win. Subscribed.

[Trace]

[Kayin] 8:56 pm: You know, if you just swear, it works.
lol

[Mark_Hardware]

[Trace] 10:25 pm: I need to get off and go to bed

lol
(Its not what you think. honest.)

[Trace]

pretty sure I fail at life :D

[Trace]

[crenn] 5:48 pm: Oneslowz28, to 'study intensivally' with one hand at a later date?

[gamer_from_aust]

lol
(Its not what you think. honest.)Hahaha:banana::think:

[Luke122]

PartyLikeARockstar: you forget, white chicks make my kernel panic
PartyLikeARockstar: I dont support them

[Luke122]

I would have to ride the toilet facing towards the aquarium when doing my business though. :D

:D

Not from chat, but still a great quote.

[artoodeeto]

yeah, that's an instant classic. I found this just now, not from anything here but I had to share:
"Mine is over 40 years old and still giving good service."
This unfortunate verbal gaffe I found on a website a minute ago is actually referencing a soldering gun...but there's SO many possibilities LOL...