Pixies

[Zephik]

Pixies stole my headphones. I had them a few short hours ago and now I've literally turned my home upside down after having checked obvious areas. Moved the bed, couches, pillows, cushions, clothing, checked kitchen drawers, shelfs, fridge and freezer, bathroom, cabinets, counters, mail, stacks of paper, moved gadgets and gizmos out of the way multiple times, shook out all my bedding including pillow top hidden under the bed cover, also shook out all my clothing, checked my pockets repeatedly and even shook out the very shirt I'm wearing.

I also have truly no recollection of where I put them down at or what area of my tiny apartment. I just remember wrapping them up around my fingers and placing them somewhere. I don't even have the slightest hint of memory about where they went after I wrapped them up.

So in conclusion, pixies stole my headphones as there are no other options or possibilities. The fact that I have not even the faintest of faint memories tells me a memory charm has been placed on me.

Yep. Pixies. Those bafty little crafterds.

[Zephik]

Moments of intense frustration has a knack of momentarily driving me barking mad.

Thank you for your time and patience for allowing me to vent, you may now return to your daily program.

Next up; A pig who refuses to eat Jews. What's his deal? We'll find out after The Weather with Ollie. Ollie?

DUDES CRAZY!

Thanks, Ollie.

[Snowman]

Thats okay told my uncle everything would be ok i backed up his files on my 8 gb thumbdrive formatted and reinstalled xp... cant find thumbdrive... not in the pants i was wearing, not in any of my dress clothes... checked the typical lost thumbdrive places like the washer and dryer in the bed in the briefcase in the backpack in the car in the computers.. its just gone.

[Trace]

I freaked out as I had this huge powerpoint I had done for my father on a flashdrive lanyard. I was preparing to leave to take it to him and could not find it for the life of me. I searched and searched every possibility-pockets, shelves, floor...until I decided to go for my car key around my neck---It was on the lanyard under my sweatshirt *facepalm*

[Zephik]

Ah HA! Found them!

Let's just say I'm now going to start calling my brother pixie or some variation of that. Lil' punk.

Seriously though, that kids got talent. I didn't even know he was here when he was AND he managed to snatch my 'buds in such a short amount of time? Kind of impressive in an annoying sort of way. lol

I think I'll trash his pad by throwing and overturning everything. But I won't take anything, that'll drive him crazy. ....no wait, I know what I'll take... The batteries in all the remotes and gadgets. Lmao! Oh man, that's genius. I can just picture him now... "Someone broke in and stole nothing but all the batteries?? WHO DOES THAT?!?" Hilarious. (I'll of course fess up so he doesn't end up calling the popo or something. lol)

Anyways, pixies, younger brothers, same difference. Good times had by all.

[Snowman]

no no attach all his furniture to the ceiling... i'll help.

[msmrx57]

No, don't steal the batteries. Get some good clear tape and cover one of the contact points in each remote. :evil: THAT will drive him nuts for awhile. :up: