World's funniest auction!

[TheGreatSatan]

Ancient Vampire ring (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=120538152288&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT) grant wishes to users! Read his feedback too. There are some real whack jobs out there

[d_stilgar]

Oh yeah. Now I know what business I'm going into. j/k. People are morons.

[SXRguyinMA]

lol thats awesome. at least it looks kinda neat :facepalm:

[x88x]

I love the "+ 50 spells"..makes it sounds like a WoW item. :P Seriously though, if the seller can get $900 out of someone for it, who am I to say they (the seller) is crazy? :P

[msmrx57]

It isn't the seller thats nuts. That's all I'm saying. :whistler:

[mDust]

Why are these people stupid for controlling powerful demons and vampires? At least none of you will be bidding against me!!!
We'll see who's laughing when my class V minions make me rich beyond your wildest dreams...

[LiTHiUM0XiD3]

i wonder if i can put spells on my toaster and sell it.... doesnt this kinda remind u guys of the grilled cheese with jesus's face on it?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Mary_pancake_2.jpg

i can make a bunch of pancakes look like that... ima b a millionaire!!!

[Luke122]

How is that funny?

[Airbozo]

i wonder if i can put spells on my toaster and sell it.... doesnt this kinda remind u guys of the grilled cheese with jesus's face on it?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Mary_pancake_2.jpg

i can make a bunch of pancakes look like that... ima b a millionaire!!!

...no the Catholic church would step in, claim your pancake grill was the original work of the church and confiscate it for the "Higher Powers". They would then slap an injunction on you prohibiting you from creating their son of gods image on any more food stuffs.

lol


I like this quote:

This is a private listing and your identity will not be disclosed to anyone except the seller.
Like you would ever want anyone to know you paid that much for a gumball machine ring...

[TheGreatSatan]

I just love all of the feedback from these white witches hoping their purchase will all of a sudden make their life better. This auction is an easy win. Whatever you end up paying you can just wish in return and break even.

Here's from one of the auctions:


THE RITUALS ARE PERFORMED FROM ANCIENT MAGIC FROM MY BOOK OF SHADOWS. I HAVE CONTACTED AND KNOW VERY WELL MANY DEMONS WHO CONSISTENTLY GRANT WHAT I ASK OF THEM. THEY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASK OF THEM

If he has all this power, then why is he stuck selling all this junk on ebay?

[mDust]

If he has all this power, then why is he stuck selling all this junk on ebay?Simple: He's reached the pinnacle of power and in order to obtain new, better powers, he has to get rid of the old, crappy powers. You, sir, are obviously not a witch!:D As we all know, Ebay is a great place to offload relatively useless crap.

[x88x]

Exactly! It's just like in any MMO; you can only hold so much crap before you have to start getting rid of it. :P

[Luke122]

Maybe he should ask for "increased storage capacity".

But seriously, who's to say that this isnt legit?

[mDust]

But seriously, who's to say that this isnt legit?
Me.