Oh my head

[Drum Thumper]

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[Spawn-Inc]

if the safety is in place the blue portal will shut down and the how ever much board is in the yellow portal will get cut in half and lost in space.

if the safety is broken then you will make a black hole and suck the entire universe to nothingness.

[slaveofconvention]

Several years ago, I went to the movies to see the Lion King. You know those movies - they slip in a semi-adult joke here or there, without actually being offensive.

During the Lion King, there was one such joke - I think it was related to the bit where Pumbaa is singing and Timon slaps his hand over his mouth to stop him saying "farted" - everyone in the audience laughed. About 2 seconds later, a little girl piped up, clearly audible as the laughter had subsided, with the phrase "I don't get it!" - I'm with her - this has me lost....

And yes, I know I could have just typed the 4 words "I don't get it" but hey, where would the fun be in that???

[Drum Thumper]

if the safety is in place the blue portal will shut down and the how ever much board is in the yellow portal will get cut in half and lost in space.

if the safety is broken then you will make a black hole and suck the entire universe to nothingness.

Would the cake still be a lie though?

[slaveofconvention]

And where are the table legs?

[dr.walrus]

portals can only be placed on static objects

edit: no, I'm wrong

[x88x]

You sir, have broken the universe. Thank you for playing. :P