With your teeth?!

[TheGreatSatan]

I'm sick of seeing movies where people pull a grenade pin out with their teeth! It can't be done without serious screwing up your mouth. Those things are really hard to yank out.:facepalm:

[BuzzKillington]

Ya really... I tried doing it with a dummy grenade when I was a kid. It didn't yank out my teeth but the pins didn't budge either. :P

[mDust]

If you guys were real men like those soldiers you could do it...;)

Weirdos trying to get in the record books pull trucks, boats and planes with their teeth...they were pulling pins out of grenades when they were in diapers.:D

[TheGreatSatan]

So, just a tiny fraction of a percent.

[Twigsoffury]

So, just a tiny fraction of a percent.

Movies aren't about the regular guys

it's the bad ass dudes with the ability to yank nade pins out with there teeth and looking totally awesome the whole time.

[Drum Thumper]

Movies aren't about the regular guys

it's the bad ass dudes with the ability to yank nade pins out with there teeth and looking totally awesome the whole time.

And that's a pretty short list IMHO:

1. John Wayne
2.
3.
4.
5.

[blueonblack]

Yeah I gotta think there's a reason they make them hard to pull.

[dr.walrus]

Hey, it's not like I destroyed my tooth enamel on the right side opening bottles of beer with my teeth when I was 15...

...oh wait, I did.

[TheGreatSatan]

And that's a pretty short list IMHO:

1. John Wayne
2. Rambo
3. Arnold
4.
5.

That's better

[FuzzyPlushroom]

I'll strip wires with mine, but that's about it. Even opening bottles with 'em is a bad idea, in my book - it's not like I don't carry my keys around. Grenade pins? Hell no.

[BuzzKillington]

*looks at watch to see how long before someone mentions chuck*

[slaveofconvention]

Bah!


Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Really talented Chuck Norris Impersonator


THAT'S more like it :p

[Drum Thumper]

Curtis mentioned Mr. Norris in an IM last night, I still hold to my list of John Wayne though. Stallone made too many cheesy movies (Over The Top, for example) to be included on my list, as has the Governator (Kindergarten Cop, Twins, etc etc etc).

The Duke, however, was the epitome of badass. Still is, for that matter.


Edit, and now that I think of it, there is one person are two people that I did miss on my original list, so here's the updated version:

1. John Wayne
2. Clint Eastwood
3. R Lee Ermey
4.
5.

[TheGreatSatan]

I thought Chuck just ordered the pins to jump out.....

[Konrad]

Nah, you're thinking Magneto.

[slaveofconvention]

Chuck LOOKS at the pins, and they jump out in fright and run away!

[Konrad]

I'd bet this guy could do it.
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3191/k152020jawsko7.jpg

[TheGreatSatan]

^You got me. How about him?

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_trapjaw_3.jpg

[Konrad]

lol, yeah, your guy with the metal jaw and armor-plated nipple wins this one.

[TheGreatSatan]

Didn't you ever watch He-Man?

[Konrad]

I vaguely recall there was a skimpily clad uber hot chick (to my pre-adolescent mind, at least), a skeletor (cool and memorable villain), some disney talking animals (for the girls, I guess), and a bunch of very badly animated big roid monkeys constantly clashing dorky swords and dorkier dialogue.

Just a bunch of people with jedi advanced technology living in stone castles and caves who'd antagonize each other every afternoon at 4:30pm for reasons I never quite understood.

Otherwise, no. Basically a low-budget animated version of WWF, which I also did not watch. Your guy (is his name LockJaw?) must be a He-Man, though I'm not sure since I haven't seen him on Robot Chicken.