Some days, it feels just like this...

[AmEv]

http://notalwaysright.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tech_support-4203.jpg
http://notalwaysright.com/when-tech-support-callers-drive/20089

[mDust]

Only some? I have a hand-shaped, smooth patch of skin on my face from face-palming every 10 minutes.

I think we need a generous lottery with the following prize: all expenses paid, one way vacation to an exotic, unclaimed, remote, oceanic island (preferably with large carnivores to keep the population in check.) Passports not allowed.