Quotes

[.alchinko.]

well if anyone is bored you should put down a good quote. illl start it off with this one...

Money can't buy happynesss but it can sure keep you from being sad

[nil8]

You should really learn where to start new posts.

There's a reoccurring character in some of Robert Heinlein's novels named Lazarus Long. Here's a few quotes that I've really enjoyed.

"Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor."
“If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.”
"Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy."
"Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child."
"One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word."
"Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy"is the most amazing — with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place."

That's enough. For now.

[AKA_RA]

"My nephew's computer beat me at chess....but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips

[blue73]

Thats no moon, thats a space station

[.Maleficus.]

"Sharon!!!"

I laugh every time I hear that.

[blue73]

"Sharon!!!"

I laugh every time I hear that.

Ozzy quotes are many and varied but still bloody brilliant!!

[blue73]

Every time I wake up I think I'm back in the jungle!!

[blue73]

Never get out of the boat, never get out of the boat..

[Slug Toy]

favourite simpsons quote:

i was born in 200 log cabins



some of my favourite futurama quotes:

shes built like a snack bar, but she flies like a bistro.

now thats a wave of destruction thats easy on the eyes.

im getting one of those things... you know... a headache with pictures.



some of my favourite ME quotes:

im gonna call it to him after dinner.

see that guy with the earpiece on? he looks like a bugger.

its just sloppin off the slop.

and the bus pulls up, and theres lots of water falling off the front, and the driver gets out... and hes FAT!!!

theres a shape-shifter in the closet.

put handles on your sandwich.

look at me, im a class 5 submarine!!! (with a russian accent)

yellow ventilation>

i am god, i AM a fake moustache.

slowly slumping away from me... (i actually sang this one in class)

seran wrap basement aint my style.

my hands, they got dance on me, i cant get up.



and the best quote of all time:

ya, im an idiot.... leave me alone.

[Omega]

"You rembmer that...uh...thing? with the thingy? yeah. That."

=D

[CanaBalistic]

Some of my fav's:

When you've done somthing right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all.

How far down the rabbit hole do you want to go?

The charm of knowledge would be slight, if there were not so much embarrassment to overcome on the route to knowledge.

Man is most dishonest in relation to his god: he is not permitted to sin!

The inclination to diminish oneself, to rob oneself, to let oneself be deceived and exploited could be the embarrassment of a god among men.

Instinct—when the house is burning, people forget even their noonday meal. Indeed, but people later haul it out of the ashes.

We begin to mistrust very clever people when they become embarrassed.

Maturity in a man: that means having found once again that seriousness which man had as a child, in play.

The great epochs of our lives occur when we acquire the courage to rename our evil quality our best quality.

The disgust with filth can be so great that it prevents us from cleansing ourselves, from "justifying" ourselves.

One of my most fav's:

The man who still rejoices while being burned at the stake is not triumphing over the pain but over the fact that he feels none of the pain which he expected. A parable.

[Airbozo]

Still one of my favorites...


The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa

Hell of a quote to base a mod on...

[Cevinzol]

I keep track of things my relatives say, here a few:

"I'm going downstairs to check and see what's under my anvil"

"... and by then, it will be later"

"I just wanted to call and see if you wanted to tell me anything"

"I feel like I'm eating ice cream through a straw" (they were drinking a shake)
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Other quotes I've found:

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - Emerson"

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Ambition is the last refuge of failure - Oscar Wilde

"to err is human, to really **** up you need a computer"

"I feel like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my head"

"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."

"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?"

"There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything - Occam's Razor"

"A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle."

[Slug Toy]

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa

ah zappa, what a role model. too bad he died.

i remembered another quote from him actually:

"cancer is either man made or from outer space"


and one from me that sounds like something hed say:

"mom's gonna kill you in your sleep"


to err is human, to really **** up you need a computer

that just earned a spot in my "quote of the moment" section of my msn name.... priceless. it also reminds me of another ME quote:

"i only lie to avoid the truth."

[Omega]

Still one of my favorites...


The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa

Hell of a quote to base a mod on...


http://afrotechmods.com/halloweenmod.jpg

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[maximan1]

NEW LAME TOPIC!!! COMPUTER WITH EYEBROWS!!!
YAY!!! Omega just started a Maximan riot! Now the Maximen will ATTACK!!!

[Airbozo]

http://afrotechmods.com/halloweenmod.jpg

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That is funny. Now lets see em move...