Need help killing fps

[Durrthock]

Sounds strange eh?
I need to kill my fps in a game and make it screw up as much a possible.
Blah Blah Blah trying to get a new computer Blah Blah Blah
Any Ideas.

[thehilitereel]

one way that I know of, adware, load that joker up and it will lag all day long. :bunny:

[bartvandenberg]

turn on norton. run virus scans. thatll kill all performance.

[B1Gtime]

lol yah, Macfee makes BF2 run like crap

[Aero]

spill a can of soda on your case, or have you dog..err.."spill" some "mountain dew" on your case, or you can "spill" some "mountain dew" on your case. Just say you were drunk..or if your underage, blame it on the crazy monkey under you pile of pants.

[Zephik]

Take out anything that would help the game. Like RAM. Take out as much as you can, then run ALOT of programs all at once. Open up the game, viola, slow as heck. or at least it should be.

...or you know, knocking it off your desk works too. ><

[rendermandan]

Can I just ask why would you need to kill your PC's performance to get another one. Sounds kind of contradictory to me. If you already have a high FPS computer why kill it?

And secondly, If you want a new computer, just build one.


LMAO, Just saw your slogan under your user name. Vini Vidi Vici, Thats the name of the bowling team I joined this year. Excellent

[Spawn-Inc]

if it's like me then its a family computer and if you get it going slow enough parents will spring for a new one.

[Omega]

Easiest way to kill performance:

Hammertime.

[xRyokenx]

If it's really that bad, you could always crank the graphics in a demanding game and underclock the GPU, etc. You'd have Lag-fest there, lol. Hell, you could screw up the cooling too, but I wouldn't recommend it unless this thing is really a piece of crap.

...or Omega's way works, you decide.

[GT40_GearHead]

underclock the CPU, GPU and video DDR, thats gonna sure feckup your fps numbers


<edit> damn it Ryo you beat me to it lol

[arsenic480]

download every paris hilton "video" available using limewire, utorrent AND itunes if you like her-... im guessing they have that cd somewhere on there :/ what a shame.

EDIT:

you could also download a lovely series of "adult flicks" called whorecraft... very funny. elf girls are very hot. not G rated by any means, as the name implies. the bonus is, if it doesnt make your computer lag, you get some HD elf girls. score (?)

[xRyokenx]

download every paris hilton "video" available using limewire, utorrent AND itunes if you like her-... im guessing they have that cd somewhere on there :/ what a shame.

EDIT:

you could also download a lovely series of "adult flicks" called whorecraft... very funny. elf girls are very hot. not G rated by any means, as the name implies. the bonus is, if it doesnt make your computer lag, you get some HD elf girls. score (?)


Not quite sure what this has to do with killing fps, but you might could not want to recommend downloading pr0n... just a suggestion to lengthen your stay here, the mods don't like this kinda stuff too much.

EDIT: Oh, and Durrthock (sp?), you might could not want to have this thread up while your parents are around, lol.

[rendermandan]

Don't take this the wrong way, but, can't you just go buy one yourself? If you don't have any money, get a job. My parents made me work for everything I had and I appreciated it so much more because of it. And by the way, back then my first computer cost me $3000 for a 486 DX2 processor.