how to cook a turkey

[XcOM]

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY! (The scottish way)
Step 1:Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of jura (Dave should know of this. Best wiskey ever made
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turk

[.Maleficus.]

What the hell?

[Slug Toy]

couldnt have said it better myself. i always say the key to a good whiskey is having it firmly inserted in a turkey for maximum flavor retention.

that would be an interesting christmas/thanksgiving. i suppose you would have to cook the veggies with wine to match...

[Omega]

Brilliant.

[Drum Thumper]

I've seen a similar fruitcake recipe. Nice find, will have to add this to my collection!

[DaveW]

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY! (The real Scottish way)
1) Find a woman.
2) Go down the pub.


:D

The funny thing about Scotland at the moment is it's in this huge transitional stage. Sexism is pretty much non-existent in my generation but for the older generations it's the way of life. It's pretty hard for a lot of girls in Scotland because they are being told by everyone that they could be Doctors, Soldiers, whatever they want, but the older generations still expect them to be housewives. Scotland is becoming a very equal society in terms of sexuality and gender issues, and even religion. I'm pretty proud of that.

-Dave

[xmastree]

Scotland is becoming a very equal society in terms of sexuality and gender issues,That's nothing new, the men have been wearing skirts for centuries! ;)

[SnowFox]

You make me laugh !!
Thank you !

[DaveW]

That's nothing new, the men have been wearing skirts for centuries!

You're going down man. Think how it's gonna look when you get pwned by a guy in a skirt.

-Dave

[Omega]

To quote Robin Williams...

"And the Scottish, they get so drunk they could wear a skirt and not care!"

I like kilts, by the way. I've worn one before. Chicks always want to know what's under it. ;)

[DaveW]

*whispers* Lads, an o' them Yanks ha' figured it oot!

Omega, you must promise to use this knowledge only for good. And by that I mean pulling hot chicks.

-Dave

[Bucko]

And by that I mean pulling hot chicks.

-Dave

According to your sig, the chicks seem to be doing the pulling...

[DaveW]

Heh heh...i'm wondering how many people are going to read that and not follow the link. :D

It's funee.

-Dave

[XcOM]

i noticed that girls always want to see under,

i see kilts as a privilage, not a right, as my dad said, no member abart from Sutherland can wear the sutherland kilt, same with black watch, only members that have been part of the black watch can wear them, Apart from a select few clans, Strangly, the sutherlands can!

Its , like a copyrighted skirt!!!

P.S there great for pulling, gone out a few times in town, and used the argument when guys start to call names and want a fight,
"You really want the embrasment got getting your ASS kicked by a guy in a skirt!" the ammount that walk off! :)

[DaveW]

same with black watch

Although i don't even know what happens with that one now that the Black Watch is no more. I inherited the right to wear that Tartan from my grandfather, but who knows now the Black Watch is no more?

-Dave

[XcOM]

it is true some people inherated the right to wear the tartin, not meny did, and even though they are no more, i think its just principle and tredition that only people allowed to wear it can/do