Quick explanation...

[DaveW]

This is for anyone who noticed the midget/donkey pr0n references me and Snowfire keep making.

To summarise, we had a conversation in which I mentioned, for some reason, midget/donkey pr0n. To which Snowfire replied that the Scottish have some weird porn.

I then pointed out that the rest of the world imports American pr0n, apart from in Germany-I hear you guys are sorted. :)

Well, Snowfire didn't believe me on this one so tried to track down some Scottish pr0n-a quest which ultimately failed. By comparison, his brief search for midget/donkey escapades was a fruitful one, and I don't think you really need to guess the country of origin.

And thus began the legend of Dave's supposed midget/donkey pr0n thing and Snowfire's reputation as a provider of said material.

Now you know. However, I'm only explaining the back story surrounding the various references made around the boards-a conversation about pr0n is NOT suitable conversation for these forums. So don't think this is an invitation.

-Dave

[Bucko]

Sounds like a man on the back foot trying to deny, deny, deny.

Your secret is safe with us on these boards Dave.

[.Maleficus.]

Thanks for the explanation, I guess? lol.


By comparison, his brief search for midget/donkey escapades was a fruitful one
Words can't describe the look on my face when I read that.

[Aero]

as my mom said when I came home with corn stalks hanging out from under my old '01 Firebird,

"well, boys will be boys."

[DaJe]

This is my first time hearing of this. And now I know it all!

[jdbnsn]

That a boy Dave! Lead by example...

[xmastree]

And thus began the legend of Dave's supposed midget/donkey pr0n thing and Snowfire's reputation as a provider of said material.

:pics:

[Bucko]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7082/donkeyjk5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[xmastree]

LOL, must be a really small midget...

[XcOM]

i belive what dave is saying is:
"Do as i say, not as i do"

amd WTF man, why arn't i getting any of this, and BTW, scottish gets a bit violent! j/k j/k

[nil8]

You guys are crazy. Maybe you could start a fetish website? ;)

I could speak volumes about porn/fetishes, but this isn't for this forum at all, so I will keep my lips sealed.

[Redundant]

:pics:
Dave, don't you dare... lol :D

[.Maleficus.]

Dave, don't you dare... lol :D
Party pooper... :p

[Slug Toy]

you know... this sort of thing leads to me telling my friends stories that start like this:

"the day started out good, and then i woke up."

except a variation better suited to whats going on here would be:

"the day started out good, and then i logged on."

ill never look at a donkey the same way again... and i now feel that i must destroy every lawn gnome possible.

[Drum Thumper]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7082/donkeyjk5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Here's a sneak peak at the next volume of Donkeys gone Wild--Barnyard Fantasies!


I can NOT believe I just typed that...

Edit--Slug Toy, I just watched a good portion of the first Shrek on my lunchbreak today. I'll never be able to hear Eddie Murphy's voice and keep a straight face again. Or Mike Meyer's for that matter. Just the thought of him in character saying 'Donkey' in that impatient tone was funny enough--this puts a whole new spin on that series of movies!

[AJ@PR]

Man...

This is definitely one wierd way to start up the morning.

Umm... I'm sure I'll be laughing soon in the car... as soon as the mental blankness wears away.

Will update later. :) ))LoL((

[Eclecticos]

O yeaa. . Link me up to the Gnome Site. . LMAO :D

J/K. .

[Drum Thumper]

O yeaa. . Link me up to the Gnome Site. . LMAO :D

J/K. .

Link (http://leisure.travelocity.com/Promotions/0,,TRAVELOCITY%7C2690%7Chot_main,00.html?WA1=03040&WA2=StoresLV&WA3=Mlink-Top&WA4=DazzlingHotelDeals&WA5=IM)--The gnome is in the bottom right hand corner.

[CanaBalistic]

I've put in an order for the gnome un-dress up magnet. Now if i could only find my old donkey costume from the halloween of 76...

[simon275]

I never knew dave was into ass.

[.Maleficus.]

I never knew dave was into ass.
Hey, everyone likes a little tail now and then.

[DaveW]

Ok, this thread has gotten waaay out of depth. I'm gonna lock it for the good of the forum. ;)

-Dave

[Bucko]

still, it's a nice custom user title you have... :p

[DaveW]

You sonnovabitch. Hmm...can't even remember what it was before :p

-Dave