Funniest Product Caption of the Day!!!

[Luke122]

The caption for the Asian Experience Energy drink is the best! (http://www.xoxide.com/i-need-one-of-them.html)

I think this bests the "Retardedly Powerful" power supply caption from a few weeks ago.

[rendermandan]

The caption for the Asian Experience Energy drink is the best! (http://www.xoxide.com/i-need-one-of-them.html)



LMAO, that one is pretty funny!

[slytherock]

LMFAO better stick to beer then drink seagel ;) huuu... Now I have bad images in my brain...

[Eclecticos]

If its anything like his acting it will make you Hurl.

LoL. . the caption says "Be the first to taste his juices!" Eww Nassty. .

[Wasabisam]

Features:
100% Pure Steven Seagal JuiceOh yummy wonder what that tastes like:dead:

[Luke122]

...*gag*

[Cagedconnerman]

even better,
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls.

[Greco101]

99% of the funny commercials and ads are from the UK. Definitely not from the US because we have millions of people with. no. sense. of. humor.

Oh. and if one does sneak by it doesn't take long for it to be pulled off the air. *sigh*

[Mitternacht]

99% of the funny commercials and ads are from the UK. Definitely not from the US because we have millions of people with. no. sense. of. humor.

Oh. and if one does sneak by it doesn't take long for it to be pulled off the air. *sigh*

Like the one from Dairy Queen. This girl in an ice cream costume knocks on a door to some guy in a wafer costume to borrow some chocolate syrup. The wafer guy asks why she needs chocolate syrup, and she says she's gonna pour it all over herself. I'm pretty sure that one was banned.

That was a good commercial. And Cocaine, a really good energy drink was banned last month.

[xRyokenx]

Can has Steven Seagal’s face on it (who could ask for more!?!)
ROFL. The only thing that could outmatch that is an RPG (the rocket propelled grenade type, not role playing game) with Arnie's face on it...

[DaJe]

...*gag*

That's one of the last things you want to use in this thread.

[Luke122]

That's one of the last things you want to use in this thread.

Errr... holy out of context batman.

Anyways, I saw a commercial the other day with a fairy who changes ice cream into whatever these people in a convenience store want. The guy keeps babbling about his preference for drumsticks, so he gets turned into a waffle cone with ice cream and peanuts.

The girls he is with start licking him, and he's like "whoa girls, easy on the nuts".

...hilarious, but I bet it wont last on the air long.

[b4i7]

cocaine was pulled off the shelf cuz it caused heart problems... atleast this is what im told by my friend that works at a distobution center

[luciusad2004]

Wait a minute... The waffle cone and ice cream advert were she says she's going to "rub it all over herself" got taken off the air? Thats ridiculous, almost enough to make me angry. America isn't THAT prude of a country is it?

Edit: @b4it: A lot of politicians lobbied for the ban of cocaine because they thought it would influence younger people and children to actually try cocaine. Something about using drugs as a marketing tactic.

[Greco101]

Wait a minute... The waffle cone and ice cream advert were she says she's going to "rub it all over herself" got taken off the air? Thats ridiculous, almost enough to make me angry. America isn't THAT prude of a country is it?

Edit: @b4it: A lot of politicians lobbied for the ban of cocaine because they thought it would influence younger people and children to actually try cocaine. Something about using drugs as a marketing tactic.

Yes. Yes America is. I used to be extremely patriotic when I was a little younger but the more you know the more sick you get. It's stomach wrenching, really.

[luciusad2004]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not some sort of hardcore liberal who thinks that everyone should just get naked and run around making love in public but there was nothing all that offensive about that commercial. I don't see why it should have been banned. I actually find my self somewhat conservative when it comes to things of this nature, but i found nothing offensive at all about the commercial. Every time i think about this i get aggravated. :neutral:

[Greco101]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not some sort of hardcore liberal who thinks that everyone should just get naked and run around making love in public but there was nothing all that offensive about that commercial. I don't see why it should have been banned. I actually find my self somewhat conservative when it comes to things of this nature, but i found nothing offensive at all about the commercial. Every time i think about this i get aggravated. :neutral:

Hardcore liberals are the type of people that have these kinda commercials banned lol. Maybe I'm reading it the wrong way but I think you have it backwards.

[xRyokenx]

Lucius, word of advice, don't watch Fox News. Every time I watch that or Bill O'Reilly I either laugh my ass of at how stupid it is or get really angry. Sometimes both. All the more reason why I don't watch TV and play games, although, I don't really play games too much either...

[Greco101]

Ya... Ignorance is bliss but it's also part of the reason why America is going down hill. :o\ all I have left to say (I believe we're not 'allowed' to go into politics here on the forums) is I feel sorry for the next generation.

[Aero]

Uh-Oh, looks like they are trying to compete for the limited space of my book shelf.

http://www.xoxide.com/pc-chop-shop.html

Don't worry Crimson, your book will remain my modding bible.