Cymae
07-12-2007, 07:50 AM
So my flatmate, her boyfriend, a mate of mine and I were in a taxi coming home from a night of rollerskating and mini golf, we'd all drunk a bit at the Put Put course, and were singing in the car. I drew the short straw between me and my mate, and ended up sitting in the back on the left side while the couple made gooey faces at each other in the middle and right hand seat.
Anyway, we were singing, on the third verse of "She'll be comin' round the mountain" and we were taking turns making up the first verse.
My mate started, with "She'll be bringing more tequila when she comes", which we all roared back and chorused.
My flatmate was next with "She'll be stealing all your knickers when she comes", which everyone got a good laugh out of, even the bus driver.
The boyfriend started up the next verse with "She'll be owning all your bases when she comes", which was good, though my friend in front got a little annoyed, you see, he'd previously mistakenly said "Your base are all owning to me" instead of the more common "All your base are belong to me", this was only really found funny in the back seat where we all giggled while the taxi driver was trying to understand why it was so funny.
I was thinking about what to say, this seemed a great thing to do to pass the time, so i started up the next verse, as a get back at the boyfriend "She'll be running to my bedroom when you come". Obviously...this wasn't taken too well. The boyfriend gave me this look, then when everyone sang it, he roared, yanked my door open and my seatbelt off, and pushed me out of the car as it was slowing down for a traffic light!
I wasn't expecting it, so it came as a shock when i was flying out of a moving car, but luckily all those years of Aikido caught up with me so i fell on my palms and not flat on my face. Unfortunately, i did slightly hurt my ankle when i fell. No matter. My mate swapped seats with the boyfriend who got a yelling at from everyone in the car, I was scooped up, and put in the back with my mate and my flatmate. Went home, put some ice on it.
Bastard.
That's what i *WOULD* be saying if i was any kind of awesome. However I am not.
I fell over a loose brick here at home while i was running to class.
I now have a ripped ligament and a pair of kiddie crutches cos the real people crutches are only for people 5"4 and over. My megre 5"0 gets the kiddie crutches. FEH!
Anyway, we were singing, on the third verse of "She'll be comin' round the mountain" and we were taking turns making up the first verse.
My mate started, with "She'll be bringing more tequila when she comes", which we all roared back and chorused.
My flatmate was next with "She'll be stealing all your knickers when she comes", which everyone got a good laugh out of, even the bus driver.
The boyfriend started up the next verse with "She'll be owning all your bases when she comes", which was good, though my friend in front got a little annoyed, you see, he'd previously mistakenly said "Your base are all owning to me" instead of the more common "All your base are belong to me", this was only really found funny in the back seat where we all giggled while the taxi driver was trying to understand why it was so funny.
I was thinking about what to say, this seemed a great thing to do to pass the time, so i started up the next verse, as a get back at the boyfriend "She'll be running to my bedroom when you come". Obviously...this wasn't taken too well. The boyfriend gave me this look, then when everyone sang it, he roared, yanked my door open and my seatbelt off, and pushed me out of the car as it was slowing down for a traffic light!
I wasn't expecting it, so it came as a shock when i was flying out of a moving car, but luckily all those years of Aikido caught up with me so i fell on my palms and not flat on my face. Unfortunately, i did slightly hurt my ankle when i fell. No matter. My mate swapped seats with the boyfriend who got a yelling at from everyone in the car, I was scooped up, and put in the back with my mate and my flatmate. Went home, put some ice on it.
Bastard.
That's what i *WOULD* be saying if i was any kind of awesome. However I am not.
I fell over a loose brick here at home while i was running to class.
I now have a ripped ligament and a pair of kiddie crutches cos the real people crutches are only for people 5"4 and over. My megre 5"0 gets the kiddie crutches. FEH!