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Redundant
07-27-2007, 03:21 AM
A computer that was to be flown (http://www.engadget.com/2007/07/26/nasa-employee-caught-in-act-of-sabotage-on-iss-bound-computer/) on the upcoming shuttle mission by Endeavor was sabotaged. :eek: :mad: Luckily, they caught the person in the act and are now trying to repair it. :up: So which one of us Floridians will drive over to Kennedy Space Center and help them fix it? ;)

More news tomorrow at daybreak. ;)

This reminds me:


Ship's Doctor: Sir, we have been sabotaged!
Captain Ramius: Who said anything about sabotage?
Ship's Doctor: Captain!
Captain 2nd Rank Borodin: Sir, I'm afraid the doctor is right.
Captain Ramius: Very well.
Eclecticos
07-27-2007, 03:39 AM
Mann. . now thats disconcerting news there.

Space mission sabotage; Hopefully they use him as an example.
You mess with the shuttle you Fry in the electric chair.
Greco101
07-27-2007, 03:48 AM
I just read about that on USAtoday. Pathetic what this world is coming to ey?
AJ@PR
07-27-2007, 05:39 AM
I say we duct tape him to the side of the fuel tank.
LiTHiUM0XiD3
07-27-2007, 05:59 AM
u guys got it all wrong.... u dye his pubes bright pink an plastic wrap him naked to a light post with a goat hand cuffed to him......
DaveW
07-27-2007, 09:12 AM
u guys got it all wrong.... u dye his pubes bright pink an plastic wrap him naked to a light post with a goat hand cuffed to him......

You Scottish by any chance?

-Dave
Luke122
07-27-2007, 10:35 AM
You Scottish by any chance?

-Dave

...I didnt say it. :)


Alternately, they should just tattoo his crime on his forehead, and put him in general population in federal prison for a few years.

Actually, they should do that to pedophiles and rapists too. Plus put them in bright pink jumpsuits.
OvRiDe
07-27-2007, 10:55 PM
No no no.. you guys have it all wrong.. Was what he did REALLY that bad?? Honestly what they should do is give him a Front row seat to the launch. You know like at the base of the launch tower..:twisted:

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Omega
07-27-2007, 10:57 PM
No, let him go up in space.

But keep him in the airlock room or whatever.

And open the doors out in space

that'll teach the ****er.
Bucko
07-27-2007, 11:03 PM
Chain him to a street corner where it is VERY busy with pedestrians and make him wear two signs around his neck.

Have one say "IDIOT"
Then the second one say "Ask me about it!"
Eclecticos
07-27-2007, 11:06 PM
I got the perfect plan. . simultaneous castration/decapatation :)
Tie the Jewls to the Ground the Head to the shuttle.
armadilloben
08-05-2007, 05:12 PM
all i can think of is a space oddesy