Dog shoots owner

[Greco101]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291687,00.html

"I knew he was smart, I didn't know he was that smart."

hahaha, good thing he's alive though... Maybe he learned his lesson about keeping one in the chamber.

"she fears what her fiance will do to the pet once he gets out of the hospital." I hope he doesn't hurt the dog... that'd be chicken ****.

[Airbozo]

I can hear the dog now;

"I bet you won't buy that cheap ass kibble any more! Only the finest Alpo in a can BIATCH! Now where's that sniveling cat?"