Stop Alien Abductions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since this is such a big problem I thought I would share the solution I have found. http://www.stopabductions.com/

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Just when I thought I was safe from aliens, they learn to spawn alien-human hybrids!!:eek:

Those sneaky bastards.

Well if I am going to get any sleep from now on, I better find my stash of Velostat!

Thanks! :up:







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Gotta love what you come across with stumbleupon.

WOW! And all this time I've been using tin foil. This will be so much more comfortable! Thank you internets! :D

Whew! Finally someone takes this seriously, I was beginning to think I was going to have to live with that probe!

Nothing like Cartmans ass first thing in the morning.... Thanks for that....

On a side note I have began manufacturing these and have been including an extra protection** layer of modders mesh. I will offer them to you guys for 5 easy payments of $39.95 Act now and I will include a matching pair radio wave absorbing butt plugs for you and your closest friend.

Price does not include a shipping and handling fee of $19.99 per item. Oneslowz28 does not warranty this product what so ever. **No actual studies have been preformed to certify the protection this extra layer offers. I am just banking on you being a dumbass

lol do you accept personal checks from the bank of Nigeria?

These aren't new! My entire family and everyone in our church wears one (or even two) of these all day every day. I think you guys only mock them because you've never been abducted.

just when I though it wasn't cool to be abducted anymore...

Funny story, when I was in 29 Palms i got a chance to visit the integratron. Pretty cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integratron

Crazy people are a dime a dozen. Really smart crazy people are just flat out awesome......

TD

That site makes my eyes bleed.