I can't wait for the Notion Ink Adam
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I can't wait for the Notion Ink Adam
For a MacBook Tablet with "iOS X" I'd pay up to $1600.
I heard that upon purchase of a iPad, your testicles begin to shrink and you slowly develop an iVagina to replace them. That is the beginning of the fanboy transformation and eventually you will have an undying urge to move to SOHO or some trendy street in San Francisco. Not long after you move a new urge will form, one of great desire to become the most smug guy on your street. You will wind up buying a Prius because an ex vice president tells you the world is getting warmer, drinking nothing but estate bottled California pinot noir while discussing how more advance your social standards are than the rest of the world with other iVagina owners. Eventually you will begin eating only organic soy products that were grown in open fields to music normally found at Lilith Fair. By then you will have started color coding your recycling and wearing clothing made from 100% renewable fibers and using your own hair trimmings as a loofah in the shower. At this point your transformation will be complete and you will join one of the several hundred apple fanboy sites and be forever lost to online douche bag anonymity.
lmao that was awesome +rep
You forgot getting a job as a journalist on Gizmodo and live-blogging all the Apple keynotes. ;P
Lol
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I heard that upon purchase of a iPad, your testicles begin to shrink and you slowly develop an iVagina to replace them. That is the beginning of the fanboy transformation and eventually you will have an undying urge to move to SOHO or some trendy street in San Francisco. Not long after you move a new urge will form, one of great desire to become the most smug guy on your street. You will wind up buying a Prius because an ex vice president tells you the world is getting warmer, drinking nothing but estate bottled California pinot noir while discussing how more advance your social standards are than the rest of the world with other iVagina owners. Eventually you will begin eating only organic soy products that were grown in open fields to music normally found at Lilith Fair. By then you will have started color coding your recycling and wearing clothing made from 100% renewable fibers and using your own hair trimmings as a loofah in the shower. At this point your transformation will be complete and you will join one of the several hundred apple fanboy sites and be forever lost to online douche bag anonymity.
awesome post. +rep. ;)