Quickie!

Yeah but saying anything in britain is classed as racist. Look, i'm typing in black on white, ergo i'm a racist. Not only that but i hate everyone everywhere who's different, i must embrace Winter Festival, formerly known as Christmas, and i look forward to a bright future for all of person-kind as we are, after all, a sexless country.

Gotta run, there's some homosexual rights campaigners outside my window who are after my blood because i call cigarettes fags like everyone else in Scotland. (Note: not any homosexuals. In the UK, homosexual rights campaigners and homosexuals are completely different people who don't even talk to each other. Same with the Politically Correct squad.)

-Dave

Haha I was only joking Dave all screw that fag **** aswell - I smoke fags. Not anyones problem if someone thinks that I am being homophobic. This world is ****ed becuase of all this nit-picking.

-gaz

Ahh, Political correcness.

My take?

It's bull****.