Doesn't work that way phen0m. Gotta pick something. Anyway, +rep for the story.
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Doesn't work that way phen0m. Gotta pick something. Anyway, +rep for the story.
It is a good story. Edit your post to add your wantQuote:
Originally Posted by phen0m
Remember everyone: I'm picking 4 members!
So post your naughty act and your wish.
I should like to put this in perspective. I do not condone sexual promiscuity. For the last eight years I have been celibate, a decision I took shortly after becoming a Buddhist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Buddhist
Rubber is your friend in these days my friends !
CrazyBlizzard
^Wrap it before you tap it, because condoms are easier to change than diapers.
@TGS-Okay. I'll choose my item and then edit my post. This will take another day or two though, because I'm about to get off for today.
get off... lol hope thats not what ya ment....
dont be a fool wrap your tool
dont be silly wrap your willy :)
Or just cut it off!
Wow. That seems like extreme modding.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan
;)
^If thats extreme modding, I think I made a slight mistake getting into this hobby x]
I literally almost did it once.....accidently. I was sitting with a piece of sheet metal in my lap, cutting it with my dremel and the blade went right through my pants. To be more exact, right through the crotch of my pants. It must've been within an inch and I was oblivious to it.
Wow, I know the feeling. I was drilling out a piece of sheet metal that was clamped down on a drill press, the bit got bound up and it ripped the sheet metal out of the vice. The sheet metal gave me a cut on the leg. If I wouldn't have jumped when I heard the clamp give, good chance it wouldn't have been my leg that got cut. Wasn't a bad cut though, no stitches or anything. I had to change my pants for 2 reasons that day.
rofl.... any more stories anyone???
Do welding accidents count? It's not almost cutting it off, but I've burnt a good size hole through the crotch of my jeans before while welding.
No, how about more naughty tales? I'm treating 4 people and still only a handful come forth. Three weeks left
tgs... why are you so generous.... like i was wondering.... what do you get from it... other than a few stories..?
The Naughtiest Thing Ive Done Is...
heh.. well me and a few of my buddies (when i was bout 12) were always goofin off doing something stupid.. being the typical pain in the arse kids of the neighborhood...
but the top of the top? heh back in malton... there was this nice street... right by brandon gate school.... and at night.. half the time the lights wouldnt work... so it would be pitch black... and ppl would just fly down the road doing bout hmmmz 80-90 clicks......(45 supposed to be max) well my buddy steve found a whole load of fiber glass tape... like 8 or 9 rolls of it... so we decided to string up a whole lot of it in between 2 trees across the road... a big thick rope of it about 4 feet high up... so ppl would come whipping thro.. and hear a loud whack offa their windshield.... scare the crap outa em...... well i unno bout this fiberglass tape.. if it was different from others.. but damn its was strong... heh we sat there laughin our arses off for about 2 hours... and then a cruiser came whippin around... heh the usual loud whack rang out when it hit the windshield... but rather unexpectedly... was followed by the cherries on top gettin ripped off.... man... we turned tail and ran like our lives depended on it... which in some sense it did lolz.... never saw what happened after... was too scared to look back.. but heh once we got back to steves place.. jeezus.. we couldnt stop howling with laughter...
Dear Satan Claus i would like this...
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16814131137
Can I add more than one story to my post?
Do you need AGP support? There's a similar mone made by foxconn for the same price, that has PCIe support.Quote:
Originally Posted by CHIMAERA
Im not sure if this would be naughty or mean and nasty, guess its all the same to satan claus.
When I was in my training school in the Marine Corps there was this PFC that thought he was gods gift to everyone. I mean the man was a total son of a b**** d***he bag. One night when I was down in the common area his room mate came down and asked if I had my polaroid camera handy. When I met him at thier room he took me in to see that the guy was sleeping. No big deal right? Ya it was, the guy was on his back with his sheets down to his knees with no undergarments on. Lets put it this way he must have had a really great dream or something because he had "it" all over his chest and face. I proceeded to take a ton of pictures, I used up 2 boxes of polaroid film. I had a good friend in the girls barracks that helped me post every single one of the pictures in the girls barracks. He was the laughing stock for awhile, and he never knew why people were laughing at him.
In true fashion we couldn't just let it be, so we threw a party a few weeks later and invited him. We set up a gay drag queen hooker to be there, who proceeded to get down with him when he was completely drunk. As far as I know he still has no idea why his rear end hurt.
Its not something Id do today with all the diseases and what not out these days, but the man sure deserved everything he got.
Edit: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16820231039
Jigsaw or Dremel? Good story.
Really just a bigger sense of the TBCS community and maybe a "get out of jail" card if I ever screw up around here.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonT-FeaR
after much deliberation, I choose a dremel.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan
ah ok tgs,,, you out if ya need :) lol
nice storeys guys.
Now theres a thought. Best place for Dremel purchasing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Okele
CrazyBleeder
If you win I'll get the best I can for $50
If you get it from say walmart.com, I can kick in a couple extra bucks if I need to plus I get a discount =P
I can get a hell of a lot better one from somewhere else besides Walmart. Plus I do not like Dremel brand because they break far too easy. Craftsman is far better
I will agree with that. I had 3 dremels and have burnt the motor up on 2 of them. Also my item will prolly get changed as they were open box items and are no longer available. Some of these stories I have laughed so hard I hurt now.
heh and yes nevermind.. i do need agp... i cant afford a PCI-e card... or else i would do an upgrade heh
I can't decide on what I want, it probably won't matter anyway, some of these stories are unbelievable and mine is just like....okay.
I know what I want!!!!!
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applicati...9&sku=D10-2400
Its going in my new computer. I wanted to get a nice fan controller to add some bling but if I didn't ask for something that would go in my computer, I might not be able to finish it by Christmas.
Hehe. You guys are silly :)
awesome stories!!
I'm trying to remember the 'wonderful' times i've had.
dear satan claus.. i need to change my entry.. i would like a http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16814129126 plz.. if i do win :)
Dear Satan Claus..
the naughtiest thing i've done is this.
about a month ago I bought a 30mw green laser from ledshoppe.com. I had some fun with this thing particularly at night and during school. it was always lotsa fun to shine it on the ground in front of people and make them all say wtf? however a week-ish ago, i was sitting in the window upstairs in my house, shining the laser on the street in front of cars passing the front of my house. i guess someone didn't enjoy this idea, and a cop drove down past my street. I was having too much fun with my new toy to realize this could've been bad. so i shined my laser in front of the officer and on his hood and such, but never into the car. the cop must have panicked when he saw this and he ran head into a parked yellow Geo Storm. I proceeded (fast as hell) into my bedroom and called it a night.
I would love it if Satan Claus bought me 2gb of RAM for my dessktop or my new laptop :)
(the links are to the memory, not the actual machines)
Dear Satan Claus,
The naughtiest thing I ever did was...
So one of my friends lives right next to a local fancy-schmancy golf-course and country club. Well, every once in a while they hold some big event. All the rich people go there and drink tons of alchohol.
When I was 16 (i.e. year and a half ago), I used to ride my bike home from my friends house every night. On my way home I pass by the exit of the country club, and many times have seen many people drive out way too drunk to be driving. Well, it just so happens that two of the times this one absolutely wasted guy driving out sees me as I pass by. First time he yells out "what are ya doin out past 11:00, ya little s%&#?". I ignore him and keep riding, he ignores me also. Second time he yells out "stay on the sidewalk before I hit you" (even though I was the whole time). So by now I'm pretty pissed at this guy, and after seeing him twice I remember he drove a white Cadillac DTS with several club pins in the grill.
Next time I go back to my friends I tell him about this. So we sit and think about what we can do. Well we come up with something extremely awesome, but also extremely dangerous in retrospect... Anyway we figure out when the next party is (that this guy will probably be at).
So around 11:00 me and my friend ride down near the entrance and look for this guy coming out. Sure enough he was there and driving out drunk as hell. We ride across the street in such a way that he can see us crossing, but we keep a safe distance. And sure enough he has to make a idiotic comment "What the f#$^ are ya tryin to do get hit!? Watch where you're f#$^ing going!". Heres where our plan begins. We both flip him off. He gets PISSED. He revs his engine and starts driving at us. We start haulin ass on our bikes. Right as he starts catching up we take a sharp turn up the circular drive in front of a very large house. This guy drives right up the curb over the grass and on to this guys lawn which is very wet since it had just rained a few hours before. Now I didnt know it at the time, but I later found out he was absolutely tearing up the lawn. Kinda scared at this point we just try to save ourselves and we get back on the sidewalk and try to find a way to get away from this guy. So we're riding down the sidewalk as fast as we can, and this guy is following us across peoples lawns. We managed to get to the major street nearby took a sharp turn into the alley behind the businesses, and then took another turn along side one of the businesses to lose him. Luckily for us he fell for it and we heard him speed away down the alley looking for us.
So completely scared out of our minds, and shaking from the adrenaline rush, we rode back to my friend's house really fast. On the way back we were thining about how much trouble we could get in for all this. We came to the conclusion that we'd just plead ignorance as to why he was chasing us if questioned. Being so shaken up, I couldn't ride back home from there so I called back home for a ride.
The next day I hear on the news (I cant remember the actual news cast but they said something along these lines:), "Drunken Lochmoor club-member, [I forgot his name], was finally caught by police after taking a joy ride through multiple properties and causing thousands of dollars of damage to homes and businesses". I immediately call my friend and tell him about the news, and that this guy obviously did not remember us.
You guys might be saying "That was careless", or something along those lines. I definitely know that now. But in the end it was really his fault for driving drunk out of his mind out of that club every party. The second he started chasing us, I knew that was the stupidest (and definitely naughtiest) thing I every did.
So there's the naughtiest thing I ever did; cause a drunk guy to get arrested and cause him do damage property.
I want Satan Claus to send me... A Scythe Kaze Master Fan Controller
-Indybird
Rofl Lol Nice Work
Hahaha, thats GOLD Indy, nice work ;)
A week to go!
Hey TGS quick question does it have to be from newegg or can it be from anywhere? I havent seen anythign listing what stores we can and cant shop from.
Anywhere is fine. I said post the exact link. From anywhere...
Post it within the submitted story. If I read your post and you guys don't include your item, I will not search the thread to find what you want. I'll skip you.
Last day peeps!
question tgs, I just inherited a bunch of tools including a jigsaw and dremel kit. Id like to change my entry if I could, if not thats cool too. Never know when a tool is going to break.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan
If its ok Id like to change it to something on this page:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...%20DDR%20SDRAM
Im in the process of building a home media server and could use the ram.