Originally Posted by
Zephik
jd, you are really good at riddles. Just thought I'd let you know. lol
1. He was in his office when he wrote it and if he left his office before warming the hearts of the lynch mob outside, they were going to kill him, so he was forced to stay in his office and write something that would save his life. ?
2. The shockwave from the bowl as it hit the floor caused an electromagnetic disruption in the part of their brains that tells them to breathe.
I, on the other hand, am not. :)