Originally Posted by
Luke122
Sadly, these aren't the best in my repertoire. But it's all I got left. Enjoy!
He stands beside the road in a purple cap and tattered green cloak. Those who touch him, curse him.
Poison oak
Sorry
Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter.
Darkness
Yep
Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap.
She's a needle
Yep
Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is that man?
Your son.
Again, sorry
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
?
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed; Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest.
? A printing press?
Nope
White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand.
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Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
A turtle
Yes
