Strange Track in the Snow

if he was only 2 feet off the ground, where's the marks from his ears flapping? You just answer me THAT, Sherlock McSolves-it-all. LOL :P

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Originally Posted by artoodeeto

if he was only 2 feet off the ground, where's the marks from his ears flapping? You just answer me THAT, Sherlock McSolves-it-all. LOL :P

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Well, Dumbo was born on October 23, 1941, which makes him about 69 years old. That's pretty old for an elephant. Being fully grown, his ears are now about 12 feet off the ground. And since he was exposed to alcohol at an early age, he developed his addiction later in life. He is retired from acting which gives him free time to drink local bars dry. Contrary to popular belief, elephants DO forget...especially when wasted. It's a favorite game of his to get blackout drunk and then try to find his way home. He can often be seen blocking traffic the next morning as he sleeps off his drunken stupor.

We have opportunity: He is retired from acting which gives him free time...
Motive/Reasoning: It's a favorite game of his to get blackout drunk and then try to find his way home.
And evidence: the snow trail.

I think that's enough to declare case closed...but let's let the jury decide.:D

Jeez! I put one little penny on the track and the next thing I know we have a full blown thread train derailment! lol oops.

I'm pretty sure mDust just solved the case though. That's a pretty solid theory. :p

looks like a turtles track to me.
they tend to make tracks about like that, do randomly travel... and make 90 degree turns, looks for small claw marks along side that track, but turtle feet are pretty small. any wind will wash them away rather fast.

looked pretty fresh, should of followed it.

anyways sucks to be him.

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Originally Posted by Twigsoffury

looks like a turtles track to me.
they tend to make tracks about like that, do randomly travel... and make 90 degree turns, looks for small claw marks along side that track, but turtle feet are pretty small. any wind will wash them away rather fast.

looked pretty fresh, should of followed it.

anyways sucks to be him.

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I honestly doubt if any cold-blooded creature would make it more than 10-20 feet in snow. They would give up and try to conserve what little warmth they had left.

Maybe an unusually fast, mentally-impaired turtle with a boot warmer tucked into his shell...but not a normal one.:neutral:

maybe it was a usb-powered turtle with a laptop on top of his shell:
http://www.wholesaletip.com/index.ph...roduct_id=8878

then again...maybe not.

i think it was jesus...

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Originally Posted by 3pcon

i think it was jesus...

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Haha! Let's try to keep the discussion grounded in reality!:D

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Originally Posted by mDust

I honestly doubt if any cold-blooded creature would make it more than 10-20 feet in snow. They would give up and try to conserve what little warmth they had left.

Maybe an unusually fast, mentally-impaired turtle with a boot warmer tucked into his shell...but not a normal one.:neutral:

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8D That is an AWESOME birdbath! I want one ....and a yard to put it in... bah.