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Im looking for some funny sayings - Some will be selected and printed to decals and etc.
So post your cool, crazy or funny stuff now..
short is good..
EXAMPLE: Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Death is hereditary
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS
Totally original stuff will be credited to you on the web page...
Aw fudgen nutter bars.
Hello Batman.
or my friends favorite:
FIDDLESTICKS!
Went fishing yesterday and each fish i caught i told them England had lost the world cup, they were gutted.....
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Where there's a will, there are one hundred relatives.
You are totaly unique. Just like everyone else.
my own stupid thing - usually takes a while for people to figure out:
two wrongs don't make a right... But three lefts do
ok its sad i know but it always twists a conversation :)
Its a work in progress but for some reason it makes me laugh. I think I might make a bumper sticker out of it :P
British Columbian Drug Lords
Free Mark Emery
Under Conditions Of Peace The Warlike Man Attacks Himself.
Finger In Your Bum?
Got ROOT?
Are Thoes Carpet Burn's On Your Knees?
Do What You Want To The Girl But Leave Me Alone.
PC Marine: An Army Of One, Zero, Zero, One, One.
"Slippery when wet"
"Wintermute"
"lemon curry?!"
"PWND"
"Sniper's Union local #657"
"Kevin Mitnik for President"
"Mostly Harmless"
"Pull my finger"
"Nuke em from orbit, its the only way to be sure."
"Smile, people think you're up to something"
"Caution: Electrons at work."
"Tux Lives."
"If it don't fit, use a larger hammer. If it broke, it needed fixing anyway."
"Its not your's 'til its modded."
MitaPi: WTF is up with that pic? It makes no sence at all...
You know how it is when you walk your dog.
Thats a saying my mom says all the time:D.
alright, ive got some good ones.
"he pretends to wave an egg"
"my crisp army" (was supposed to be microscopy)
"fungus doesnt snap"
"take away the people; take away the problem"
"squidcax"
"that better not be cheese in your hair"
"think big... no bigger than that."
"a million dollars? holy crap, thats like at least a thousand dollars!"
"ill tell you why lead iodide is yellow. because it has no self esteem."
"26, but i dont count."
"orange orbit of the squid"
"out from the landscape, the garden snaggle grandpa."
so that should do for now.
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Originally Posted by Slug Toy
ROFL great
