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Turkey done modder's style
This is a worklog of sorts. And this also harkens back to my bachelor days :D.
First off, a recipe that I have perfected (imo anyway)
Andouille Apple Pecan Stuffing
1 lb. day old bread, cubed in 1" pieces
~1.5 lbs. Andouille sausage, ground
3 stalks celery, diced
1 medium onion, diced
1 apple of your choice, diced
1/2 cup of Pecan pieces
1 can Chicken Broth
1 Tbsp olive oil
In a small (~1.5 to 2 qt) stockpot over medium high heat, brown sausage for 5 minutes, then add onion, celery, apple, and pecan pieces and saute for ~5 minutes more. Add bread cubes and chicken broth. Stir and stuff bird.
Since this 14 lb bird is stuffed, I'm roasting it @ 350 F for 3 and a half hours (best to figure 15 minutes per lb @ 350 for a stuffed bird).
And now for the modding!
One of these years, I'll attempt a Turducken, but not this year. Anyways...
One stock turkey, who will be turned into turkey stock tomorrow...
Stuffing. My favorite part of dinner!
And here's where it gets a PG-13 rating:
Yes. A bikini. With the wife's blessings no less!
Stuffed.
And the bikini bottom!
Another update in roughly 3.5 hours, as this bird is in the oven!
And Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Re: Turkey done modder's style
you are a disturbed man.
I should sneak some LED's with me to turkeydeath and get pictures of my "modded" dinner.
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I don't think he's disturbed, just a little bored xD
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The only reason I came to this thread was to see some naked breasts.
You just ruined my day.
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calumc
The only reason I came to this thread was to see some naked breasts.
You just ruined my day.
Now that's not only a classic line, it's my new sig.
Thanks!
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Seriously though, you better show me some close ups when that bikini comes off! :p
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calumc
Seriously though, you better show me some close ups when that bikini comes off! :p
Patience, young grasshopper. She's getting the tanning bed treatment as we speak! :p
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You better not forget to baste that bird.
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crenn
You better not forget to baste that bird.
Might be kinda hard to do that--the 'bikini' as it is is not attached. I'll give it a go here in a bit and give an update, as I think I know how to keep it in place.
Edit: Basting won't be a problem as long as I'm gentle. No problems there!
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And now the moment you've all been waiting for:
I'm beginning to think that the original picture was photoshopped.
Oh well, it's still tasty!
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yuumm.. I just finished the turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, ravioli, salad, sweet potatoes, corn, cranberry sauce and gravy part of the meal.
Now the hour wait before the pie[chocolate, and pumpkin], cookies[several types], cake, jello, ice cream, pumpkin tiramisu, and cannoli part of the meal.
Whats bad is I know I'm forgetting a few thing too...darn tryptophan,
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Thumper, you're a freak man! (in a good way) That bird looks incredible, and I'm going to have to try that stuffing one of these days. +rep after I spread it around.
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SgtM
Thumper, you're a freak man! (in a good way) That bird looks incredible, and I'm going to have to try that stuffing one of these days. +rep after I spread it around.
That stuffing will tickle your tonsils on the way down--andouille is a Cajun pork sausage for those of you who don't know.
I also make a bitchin (so I've been told) Turkey gumbo. If anyone wants that recipe, PM me.
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Hilarious outfits those birds are wearing in these parts. Making me jealous with all this food talk, I fell asleep in the library and slept right through then damned cafeteria hours!!! #$@!*^&%#!!!!!! Snickers it is. By the way, where is the worklog for this fine project?
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Mmmmm... that looks good. Now I want more food lol.
Just had dinner with the girlfriends moms thanksgiving, and less than a half hour later had a dinner with her dad. Needless to say I had two plates of food. (We have thanksgiving with my family tomorrow, couldn't fit 3 dinners in one day with the hour plus drive between homes.)
Then I had four pieces of pie lol. Apple, Chocolate Cream, Pumpkin, and Blueberry. There is a Pecan Pie just waiting to be tasted as well.
Well Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, even if you don't celebrate it, have a great day. And I send my hope and such out to everyone that may not be as blessed as I am. Typing what I ate made me a little sad thinking about others. So I just only hope the very best for you. Im not a religious person, but I send my prayers and thoughts out to those who are in need. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Hell Joe,
You should submit that to the front page under "submit content" and call it a blog. When I get home I'll publish it.
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jdbnsn
Hell Joe,
You should submit that to the front page under "submit content" and call it a blog. When I get home I'll publish it.
Seconded.. you have to do it now.
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While I didn't have the blog option, it did get submitted.
Hope everyone's ready for some Black Friday madness!
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For reference, here's what I was aiming for:
I might try this with a chicken in the near future just to see if this picture was indeed photoshopped.
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Congrats! You are the first member to submit a blog entry on the front page!
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jdbnsn
Congrats! You are the first member to submit a blog entry on the front page!
Sweet! I just shamelessly plugged it to all my friends on myspace as well lol!
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Plug away, hell, link that mutha anywhere ya can.
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DrumThumper
Put bacon over where you want the bikini to be. Trust me on this *grins*
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I had a hard time clicking the next button because I was laughing so hard at the . I'm definitely doing a bikini turkey next year. I love it. My Mother-in-law is going to hate me. Oh well.