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    This is a worklog of sorts. And this also harkens back to my bachelor days .

    First off, a recipe that I have perfected (imo anyway)

    Andouille Apple Pecan Stuffing
    1 lb. day old bread, cubed in 1" pieces
    ~1.5 lbs. Andouille sausage, ground
    3 stalks celery, diced
    1 medium onion, diced
    1 apple of your choice, diced
    1/2 cup of Pecan pieces
    1 can Chicken Broth
    1 Tbsp olive oil

    In a small (~1.5 to 2 qt) stockpot over medium high heat, brown sausage for 5 minutes, then add onion, celery, apple, and pecan pieces and saute for ~5 minutes more. Add bread cubes and chicken broth. Stir and stuff bird.

    Since this 14 lb bird is stuffed, I'm roasting it @ 350 F for 3 and a half hours (best to figure 15 minutes per lb @ 350 for a stuffed bird).

    And now for the modding!


    One of these years, I'll attempt a Turducken, but not this year. Anyways...


    One stock turkey, who will be turned into turkey stock tomorrow...


    Stuffing. My favorite part of dinner!

    And here's where it gets a PG-13 rating:


    Yes. A bikini. With the wife's blessings no less!


    Stuffed.


    And the bikini bottom!

    Another update in roughly 3.5 hours, as this bird is in the oven!

    And Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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    Default Re: Turkey done modder's style

    you are a disturbed man.


    I should sneak some LED's with me to turkeydeath and get pictures of my "modded" dinner.



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    Default Re: Turkey done modder's style

    I don't think he's disturbed, just a little bored xD
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    Default Re: Turkey done modder's style

    The only reason I came to this thread was to see some naked breasts.
    You just ruined my day.
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    Default Re: Turkey done modder's style

    Quote Originally Posted by calumc View Post
    The only reason I came to this thread was to see some naked breasts.
    You just ruined my day.
    Now that's not only a classic line, it's my new sig.

    Thanks!
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    Seriously though, you better show me some close ups when that bikini comes off! :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by calumc View Post
    Seriously though, you better show me some close ups when that bikini comes off! :p
    Patience, young grasshopper. She's getting the tanning bed treatment as we speak! :p
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    Default Re: Turkey done modder's style

    You better not forget to baste that bird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crenn View Post
    You better not forget to baste that bird.
    Might be kinda hard to do that--the 'bikini' as it is is not attached. I'll give it a go here in a bit and give an update, as I think I know how to keep it in place.

    Edit: Basting won't be a problem as long as I'm gentle. No problems there!
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    Default Re: Turkey done modder's style

    And now the moment you've all been waiting for:



    I'm beginning to think that the original picture was photoshopped.

    Oh well, it's still tasty!
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