irc quotes

[Omega]

I've actually said that (I'm a bassist). It took me a few minutes to get what the stares were for.


<peer`> Never sneeze and hold a knife at the same time
<xaio> why
<peer`> I'll just say that my leg is bleeding

[armadilloben]

omega i overuse lol but you seriously made me crack up

[Omega]

I still have the tear in my jeans and the scar D=

[simon275]

Ah I love bash.org

My personal favorite

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE F**K UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

[Omega]

<peer`> I cut off gummy bear heads and put them over the LED's on my keybaord
<peer`> now I have glowing gummy bear heads

it's the only quote of me on bash... link for proof:
http://bash.org/?785961

(And yes, peer` is me.)

[Drum Thumper]

#34315 +(824)- [X]

<murder`> lol i just got the rot password to the linux machine running the network im on
<m0zzie> you mean root pass?
<murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands like to hack ppl?
<m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc
<phoenix> rofl
<murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few forbidden msgs
<murder`> got any better ones?
<m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root
<murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know any to really hack someone?
<agent3> lol
<m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until we tell you how to hack people aren't you?
<murder`> yep
<m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now"
<murder`> k sweet man thx!!
[n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<m0zzie> I'm a bastard.

Now THAT is funny.

[crenn]

Lol

[Quakken]

I don't know balls about linux, but obviously writing "shutdown now" in the console is going to shutdown your computer, there are some real idiots on IRC sometimes. That's a great quote though.

[Lord Ned]

<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.

<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?

I lol'ed.

[Omega]

I don't know balls about linux, but obviously writing "shutdown now" in the console is going to shutdown your computer, there are some real idiots on IRC sometimes. That's a great quote though.

rm -rf is the deltree of linux.

/* are folders.


It'd be better if they told him to do rm -rf * then shutdown.