The Devil went down to Denmark,
He was looking for a soul to steal
Way behind, in a bit of a bind,
And willing to make a deal...
He came across this young man
scratchbuilding a computer
making it look hawt.
Well the Devil, he jumped up on a hickory stump
and said "Boy, lemme tell ya what."
"I bet you didn't know it,
But I'm a case modder too.
And if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.
You got a pretty good case there son, but give the Devil his due
I bet a case made of gold against your soul, cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said "My name's pOPe, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret,
'cos my Scrapheap Challenge is the best that's ever been."
-DrumThumper