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    Quote Originally Posted by DonT-FeaR View Post
    lol as if that happened o_O but if it did then HIGH FIVE, VERY NICE you woulda been RECKED
    It most certainly did - and I was not wrecked - they kept me well fed and gave me rest periods !

    Quote Originally Posted by DonT-FeaR View Post
    hes up there dancing like rick and we had people with red wigs on behind him dancing and he was wearing the whole big coat thing and was mouthing the words
    The funniest thing about that vid is that poor old rick is also SO obviously "mouthing the words".

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    Stickied. +rep TGS for being awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonT-FeaR View Post
    is this an Australian offer to?

    ill get thinking to
    Yes it is. I'll ship worldwide. I'm not doing certificates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    Yes it is. I'll ship worldwide. I'm not doing certificates.
    Hey no problem, it was just a x-mas wish...

    Dear Satan Clause,
    I have a been a naughty boy...I was very fortunate to have gone to a school in the US we called LAB schools. These were schools on university campuses that were primarily for the benefit of collage students that wanted to be teachers. The schools were extremely well equipped, at least a year ahead of the public schools and only for university faculty members children. Each class had a "homeroom" teacher and every semester we had a different student teacher teaching the class. During the 8th grade I had a student teacher in my science class that I had the proverbial "crush" on. At the time she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Needless to say, as a way to spend time with her, I needed a lot of extra attention after class understanding the lessons. Somehow the subject matter alway seemed to stray from the lessons and drifted toward more personal questions. During one of these sessions I came to find out her birthday way coming up very soon. I devised a plan to stay after class so I could give her a "Birthday" spanking. I really didn't care about the spanking, I just wanted to touch her fantastically curved bottom. When the big day arrived I asked her if she would stay after class and help me with the days lesson, she agreed, and I was nervous and excited through the hour long class. Once the class had ended, and we were left alone in the classroom, I asked her a few questions I really already knew the answers to, told her thank you I understood completely, and then said "by the way Happy Birthday!" Now only beeing in the 8th grade, I really hadn't had a lot of experience with women, so I wasn't very smooth. I just blurted out "Now it's time for your spanking!" I grabed her by the arm and started trying to spank her. To my surpirse she said "Hey, not here, meet me in my dorm room later this afternoon." I have no idea of what I learned the rest of the day as all I could think of was being alone in my teachers dorm room giving her a birthday spanking. Well the big moment arrived, I tried to pull myself together, tried to be cool, and knocked on her door. To be honest I didn't really expect her to be there, but to my surprise the door opened, and there she was. She invited me in and closed the door behind me. Boy you talk about being nervouse! We made some small talk and then I decide to make my move. I jjumped up and "OK time for your spanking"...she playfully ran around the room try to get away, but on one lap made sure she locked the door. Once the door was locked she let me catcher and I turned her over my knee and started to administer the birthday spanking. I slowly counted out each swat making sure to let my hand linger on her beautiful bottom at the end of every one, 1...,2...,3.../19...,20...,21...,22! and a pinch to grow on. Needless to say I was in heaven! To my surpise, once I finished, she rolled over and planted a big kiss right on my lips. Not one of those little school girl pecks, but a full blown, open mouth, tounge down the throat, french kiss. I couldn't believe what was happening! Things really started getting crazy from there. I reach up and started massaging her chest and she started rubbing my crotch! Forplay lasted, for what seem to me like hours, for several minutes. It wasn't long befor we were both naked and rolling around in her bed. If I need to tell you what happend next then you need more of a social life. In the end she made me promise to not tell anyone what had happened that day in her room. It's been over 38 years and I have kept that promise to her until I sat down and posted this to this forum. I have long since forgot her name, but I wiil never forget the lessons she taught me, and to this day reminnis about the time I was fortunate enough to spend with her.


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    OMG the more I think about it the more I am remembering "naughty" things I have done. Some are very, very funny, some are very, very private, some I won't describe for legal reasons and frankly .... I'm struggling now to work out what the naughtiest PUBLISHABLE thing I have done is looooool

    Are multiple naughties allowed Satan Claus?

    Yours naughtily,

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    Are staff allowed to enter? If so..

    When I was 15 my friends and I decided that there were too many 4 way stop signs in our town. So, one day, we thought we would help the City officials out and take it upon ourselves to change that. So, at the 4 way stop nearest my house, we removed one of the stop signs, effectively making it a 3 way stop. We took the sign back to my friends garage and stored it for a few days. The city promptly replaced the sign, but we weren't done yet. After about a week or so, we made a trip to the hardware store for some green and white spray paint, and a roll of masking tape. Not knowing anything about proper procedures for prepping a surface for paint, we proceeded to spray the sign completely white, masked out the word GO, and then painted the green on top of that. After removing the masking tape, we had a nice green stop sign shaped GO sign. After another day of waiting to make sure the paint was completely dry, we returned the sign with it's new paint to it's original home. Looking back, the results of that act could have been disastrous. Thankfully there were no accidents.

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    Dear Satan Claus:

    The naughtiest thing that I've ever done was actually about a week ago. I dorm at my college, and one of my roommates had recently been having a female friend sleep over. My other roommate and I were good-natured about it, but that good-naturedness evaporated instantly when I woke up one night to the sound of creaking metal. I said nothing that night, but I had a plan for the next time that happened. You see, I have one of those LED flashlights that can basically light up an entire room. It also has a momentary switch. As a consequence, it looks suspiciously like a camera flash when the switch is tapped. Anyway, I went to sleep with it the next time said female friend was over, and sure enough, I got woken up at about 3 in the morning. I quietly turned over and tapped the flashlight 2 or 3 times. From the residual images created by the flashes, I would have taken some pretty racy pictures had I been using a real camera. Much laughter by me and my other roommate ensued, as well as confused indignation on the part of my first roommate and his friend.

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    *edit*

    I've noticed a trend also.

    I hereby change my naughtiest thing to something of a non-sexual, non-illegal, PG rated nature. Maybe not the naughtiest, but certainly one of my funniest.

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    Two friends and I went to Calgary to go to Zellers for some shopping one day. We were wandering around the store just generally being punks. (This was 1998, so I was 1

    We stopped in sporting goods, and started throwing arrows and stuff at each other. Basketballs, anything we could. Some lady was walking by, and she saw this, and started giving us hell for it. She really seemed angry, red face and all. So we just sort of walked away. As we were leaving the store, I stopped at the customer service desk and told the girl:

    "There's some lady in sporting goods throwing stuff around, and yelling at people. She freaked out on us, so we are just getting out of here. I think she's drunk!"

    "Thanks so much, we'll get someone to check on her." She turned away and picked up the phone, moments later we hear on the intercom, "Security to sporting goods, security to sporting goods."

    Amazingly, this lady was there still picking up all this stuff, and still mad as hell. We were now sitting outside the store, waiting to see what would happen.

    Seconds later, 2 security guards escort her out (by escort, I mean basically "carried") the door, to a stream of profanities and insults. She was just going off on these poor guys, about how they were ****ing idiots, etc.

    We felt good.

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    Dear Satan Claus,

    The naughtiest thing I have ever done was back when I was 17. I had an 88 Caprice with a large backseat. A girl I hung out with kept telling me she wanted to be with a girl and that if I could arrange it she'd let me watch. So I talked to another female friend of mine who was actually planning on asking me if the first girl was bi. So I ask the first friend of mine if she liked the second girl and she did. So they agree that I can watch if I find a place for them to be alone. Well I convinced them to do it in the back of my car. I took them to a nice secluded place and I'm sure you can figure out what happened from there. I should also mention that both of these girls were amazingly hot.

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    I've noted a slight trend with these stories.....
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