Because you would meet kids like this every other second of the day. And they would still beat you, too.
I'll bet you a dollar this kid has ADHD. Something about lacking of impulse control or some jazz like that. In any case, this kid has a future as a magician! Seriously, where the hell did his clothes go?? And what was with the remote control insertion?? oh god, I could not stop laughing when he did that. lol