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    If you can't hack it, you don't own it! Oneslowz28's Avatar
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    Default Stop Alien Abductions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Since this is such a big problem I thought I would share the solution I have found. http://www.stopabductions.com/


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    Default Re: Stop Alien Abductions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just when I thought I was safe from aliens, they learn to spawn alien-human hybrids!!

    Those sneaky bastards.

    Well if I am going to get any sleep from now on, I better find my stash of Velostat!

    Thanks!








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    Gotta love what you come across with stumbleupon.

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    WOW! And all this time I've been using tin foil. This will be so much more comfortable! Thank you internets!

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    Whew! Finally someone takes this seriously, I was beginning to think I was going to have to live with that probe!

    Last edited by jdbnsn; 10-29-2009 at 09:49 PM.
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    Default Re: Stop Alien Abductions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nothing like Cartmans ass first thing in the morning.... Thanks for that....

    On a side note I have began manufacturing these and have been including an extra protection** layer of modders mesh. I will offer them to you guys for 5 easy payments of $39.95 Act now and I will include a matching pair radio wave absorbing butt plugs for you and your closest friend.

    Price does not include a shipping and handling fee of $19.99 per item. Oneslowz28 does not warranty this product what so ever. **No actual studies have been preformed to certify the protection this extra layer offers. I am just banking on you being a dumbass

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    lol do you accept personal checks from the bank of Nigeria?

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    These aren't new! My entire family and everyone in our church wears one (or even two) of these all day every day. I think you guys only mock them because you've never been abducted.
    I'll procrastinate tomorrow.

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    Default Re: Stop Alien Abductions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    just when I though it wasn't cool to be abducted anymore...

    Funny story, when I was in 29 Palms i got a chance to visit the integratron. Pretty cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integratron

    Crazy people are a dime a dozen. Really smart crazy people are just flat out awesome......

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    Default Re: Stop Alien Abductions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That site makes my eyes bleed.
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    aw heck guys. We're modders. Let's just build our own, shall we?

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