Heh, yup. 550 gallon tank sitting in my basement. Unfortunately it was only about 1/4 full when I bought the place. They say that the first time they had a driver deliver oil to me they inspected the tank and found that it was a 270 gallon..which is interesting...because the tank is in my basement...which is locked...
Good news, though, is that I got an unexpected extra $70 on my paycheck this week...so now I have $75 to last the next 2 weeks..