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    I love reading and responding to phishing messages. These people arre idiots if they seriously think they're getting anything from me. Here's my most recent one:

    I'm Barbara Cole, I'm 15 years old girl I live in Bolton UK before my Dad passed away in a car accident 3 years ago, I now leave with my step mum in Warrington, My mum died immediately she gave birth to me. My late Dad Mr.Norman Cole was a big business man in UK before he died in a car accident 2007 I am the only child of my Dad, he died 3 days after the accident so he Will all his life savings to me, I have been trying to collect the funds from the bank but the bank MD CEO refused, he said I should present someone old enough so he can transfer the funds to the person that I canít be in control of the huge amount of funds because I am still a teenage and it is against the UK law.
    I would have told my step mum to assist me in collecting the funds from the bank but she is not a good woman, my Dad warned me about her before he died, now that I leave with her I now understand that what my Dad said about her was true, because she donít give me attention she donít care if I am alright or not, all she do is to take hard drugs and bring different men to the house. I donít want to have anything to do with her. If I get her involved in this she will use all the funds to take hard drugs. All I wish for right now is someone old enough and honest to help me collect my funds from the bank as I am still a teenage and it is against the UK law. Why I can't wait until i am 18 years is because what my step mum is doing to me is not fair and i don't want her to Influence me with her bad life style i just wan't to leave so i can leave a better life.
    I know we donít know each other but please I need your help if you can assist me to collect the funds from the bank I will give you 50% out of the funds, Then you will help me invest my 50% until I am 18 and I will be staying with you or you will get somewhere for me to stay until I am 18 years old.
    If you agree to help me, I will send you a copy of the Will and my picture so you will know me, and I will send you the contact of the Bank and tell you how much is the funds so you can contact them, and I will inform the bank that you will contact them that you are the person that want to help me.
    I will be waiting for your urgent reply so I can send you the contact of the bank and my fatherís Will and death certificate.
    Please this letter has to be confidential,and I need your 100% trust and loyalty because the lawyer I got involved wanted to made away with the money, so I told the bank not to transfer the funds to him, I already promised to give you half of the funds so please be honest with me.
    If you are interested please reply me on my email: bcole013@yahoo.co.jp

    Best Regards

    Barbara Cole
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    Gotta love the horrible grammar.
    And the random "013" in the address.
    Oh, what WAS your response?
    Two years. They were great. Let's make the next ones even better!

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    I sent them an executable virus
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    "format A: B: C: D: E: F: G: H: I: J: K: L: M: N: O: P: Q: R: S: T: U: V: W: X: Y: Z:" batch???

    Seriously though, that made me chuckle.
    Two years. They were great. Let's make the next ones even better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    I sent them an executable virus
    LOL did you really?

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    Hail
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    lolololol too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    I sent them an executable virus
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    I should present someone old enough so he can transfer the funds to the person that I can’t be in control of the huge amount of funds because I am still a teenage and it is against the UK law.

    LoL no it isn't.

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    If you're going to scam me, do your homework, check your spelling.

    Oh wait, if you DID your homework, you wouldn't be scamming me!
    Two years. They were great. Let's make the next ones even better!

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