Post Your Top Funny/stupid Sayings

[nil8]

I have a tendency to curse like a sailor, so a lot of the things I say I can't say on here. I can only think of one that I can say without problems.

leetsauce.

[Scotty]

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[MitaPi]

MitaPi: WTF is up with that pic? It makes no sence at all...

Well its more of an inside joke more than anything but the fact that it doesnt make any sense is what is supposed to make you laugh. If it didnt make you laugh.. then just laugh because it is so completely stupid.

[simon275]

Sign out side of a school for disadvantaged children

SLOW
CHILDREN


"Where do pirates keep there bucaneers?"
"Under there buncan hat"

[tennysol]

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...and I will create an army to destroy you all!

5th place is 4th loser

You smell funny

Your parents will hate me Guaranteed

Stop hitting me or I will kill you in World of Warcraft

West Virginia - Inbreeding since...dunno can't count good

Trying is the first step towards failure...and I don't want to be a failure

MacGuyver = King of Modders

I hacked your computer...damn that's a lot of weird porn!

You don't have the Bawls

Come here and let me smack you

Vodka...the other clear drink

Your opinion has been noted...and sent to Homeland Security for Analysis

Your mom likes to be on top

The truth will set you free...lies will keep you from being imprisoned in the first place

I have a temporary restraining order against clothed females...so get naked

There are times that I am baffled...you for instance...I don't get it?

No Biting

You aren't my type, but I'll sleep with you...

Traditional Measure - 1 foot = 12 inches
Chuck Norris Measure - 1 foot = instant death

I can't remember where I live...take me home

In Star Trek you'd already be dead

Half of me wants to kick you...the other half is deciding which leg to use

There are plenty of people out there willing to help you...I am not one of those people

Stop Voting

(that enough or do you want more?)

[dgrmkrp]

homer always cracks me up:

i have a wife and kids... eat them!

got beer?

tennysol, these are sooo funny =))

I can't remember where I live...take me home

You aren't my type, but I'll sleep with you...

I have a temporary restraining order against clothed females...so get naked

can i use them as pick-up lines? :p

[Malatory]

Pirate Movies are rated AARRRGGGGGGG!

I don't give a fly rats A$$.

Slacker!!!

Carefull Code monkey fling poo

[tennysol]

tennysol, these are sooo funny =))
can i use them as pick-up lines? :p

If you think they'll work then by all means use them...just let me know how it turns out...

[butcher]

Haha, keep em coming ... I have added some to the site - mostly under funny decals..

or you can search your username in the search box and it should come up with your saying if i used it...

[MitaPi]

Traditional Measure - 1 foot = 12 inches
Chuck Norris Measure - 1 foot = instant death

That is my favorite one so far! If you guys make that one I will soo buy it! lol


Just on a side note... be careful of copyright infringement. I'm sure you already know all about that though.