Post Your Top Funny/stupid Sayings

[butcher]

yes there is definatly some we are going to have to remove.. we are reviewing agreements and licenses now.. Like Fox racing is a NO NO.. and i know some on there right now will not be there when the store is opened.. BUt on the most part companys dont mind = Free advertisment for them..


If anyone has any ideas.. it doesnt have to be funny just let me know..

[Razors Edge]

You're Mom works at Mcdonalds.

[.jrauck]

This is for eating at a restaurant: I went in feeling bad and I came out feeling worse. Just thought that is kinda funny. Ill try to think of more.

[tennysol]

(Part 2)

I'm reliable...half the time

Tag! You got bird flu!

Sin is god's way of telling us he doesn't like to have fun

I think my roommate is Al-Qaida

You're ruining the view!

You and Me NOW!...and I don't want excuses

Ask me about my bow hunting skills

Cheap Loser seeks Hot Model for Discreet Relationship

Please MTV....Pimp My Bride!

Arm the Homeless

Disease free since 19XX

Master Baiter

No I don't want to hear about your last boyfriend!

Biting off more than I can chew...right now.

I fought the law and the law LOST

Lumberjacks give me wood

I'm training to replace you

Lars

[qoou]

f*** you.

Master Debater

[Slug Toy]

im just wondering how hard it would be to get permission to take quotes from here: http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin

that is some great stuff. i always laugh myself to sleep at night after visiting that site. imagine seeing bumper stickers with those quotes.

Tag! You got bird flu!

you know... just for the heck of it im saying this: the bird flu is total crap. just like west nile and SARS... its not that bad. its a flu, and is only dangerous to people with compromised immune systems or really large numbers for their age. for the average person, all three of those buggers are a minimal threat.

hack, youd have a better chance of being eaten by vin diesel...

[Cevinzol]

the bird flu is total crap. just like west nile and SARS... its not that bad. its a flu

Not to de-rail the thread but I have to disagree
Flu's are viruses.
Antibiotics don't affect them.
HIV is a virus
HPV (Human Pathaloma Virus) causes cervical cancer
SARS kills 1 in 10 who contract it (its also an STD)
Here are some stats from Wikipedia regarding Flu pandemics
1918–20 – Spanish Flu, 500 million ill, at least 40 million died
1957–58 – Asian Flu, 1 to 1.5 million died
1968–69 – Hong Kong Flu, 3/4 to 1 million died

The thing about FLu epidemics is the best way to stop them is to keep them from starting.
That means to the poorly informed, a successfull stop can be misinterpreted as a false alarm.
/de-rail off

"my kid beat up your honor student"

Barenaked Ladies Kiss Loverboy

Police sting Doobie brothers

Pet shop boys poison stray cats

Pretenders free psychedelic furs

Mike & the mechanics fixx cars

Guess who styx blondie

[Omega]

If it ain't broke, fix it till' it is.

[Slug Toy]

Flu's are viruses.
Antibiotics don't affect them.
HIV is a virus
HPV (Human Pathaloma Virus) causes cervical cancer
SARS kills 1 in 10 who contract it (its also an STD)
Here are some stats from Wikipedia regarding Flu pandemics
1918–20 – Spanish Flu, 500 million ill, at least 40 million died
1957–58 – Asian Flu, 1 to 1.5 million died
1968–69 – Hong Kong Flu, 3/4 to 1 million died

ok yes, flus are viruses, and yes antibiotics are useless. thats a given. but come on, i wasnt going to drag HIV or HPV into this. those are in a different league altogether.

ill admit that the bird flu is one to watch right now because it has the makings of another pandemic candidate, but it hasnt mutated to the point where it can pass person to person. we're fine for now. heck, now that i think of it, all flus are pandemics... just not fatal ones except for old and really young people.

and yes SARS might kill 1 in 10, but thats of the people who are hospitalized. if you are between the ages of 12 and 70 and dont smoke and dont have any health issues... your symptoms will probably be much like a chest cold. in extreme yet non fatal cases there was some minor scarring of lung tissue, but its completely survivable for healthy people.

im not even starting in on west nile because thats the most hyped and least dangerous of them all. if you get west nile, you probably wouldnt know it unless you get blood tests.

we've had cases of SARS, west nile, norwalk, and hanta virus come through around here. i hear about it first hand because my mom is a pharmacist for a couple hospitals. there have been 0, i repeat, 0 fatalities for the first three. hanta virus... well thats a more serious one. its a hemmorhagic fever much like ebola or marburg.

thanks to the media, a lot of the viruses out today have been blown way out of proportion. then everyone starts believing it and things get even worse. you need to understand where and how viruses affect you to understand what threat level they pose.

derail-o-tron off...

"its a well known fact that YOU SUCK"

"its only tuesday if you know its tuesday. did you know its tuesday?"

"its opposite day... have a nice day"

"you look horrible, where did you come from?"

"if you can understand the embedded code in this phrase, the hospital is just down the road."

and by now what is a classic quote:

"this is the colbert report"