The Daily LOL

[Zeus]

Rotflmfao!!

[Rachel]

IF OPERATING SYSTEMS WERE AIRLINES ...

DOS Air: All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, and jump off when it hits the ground. Then they grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, et cetera.

Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.

Windows Airlines: The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants all very attractive, the pilots very capable. The fleet of Learjets the carrier operates is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds, and at 20,000 feet it explodes without warning.

OS/2 Skyways: The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about. The announcer says that their flight has just departed, wishes them a good flight, though there are no planes on the runway. Airline personnel walk around, apologizing profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the field. They tell each passenger how good the real flight will be on these new jets and how much safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but that they will have to wait a little longer for the technicians to finish the flight systems. Maybe until mid-1995. Maybe longer.

Fly Windows NT: All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying.

Unix Express: all passenger bring a piece of the airplane and a box of tools with them to the airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, the passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft, but give them all the same name. Some passengers actually reach their destinations. All passengers believe they got there.

Wings of OS/400: The airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes that ever flew, and painted "747" on their tails to make them look as if they are fast. The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need, though the drinks cost $15 a pop. Stupid questions cost $230 per hour, unless you have SupportLine, which requires a first class ticket and membership in the frequent flyer club. Then they cost $500, but your accounting department can call it overhead.

MVS Air Lines: The passengers all gather in the hangar, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft. This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers; bigger models in the fleet can have more engines than anyone can count and fly even more passengers than there are on Earth. It is claimed to cost less per passenger mile to operate these humungous planes than any other aircraft ever built, unless you personally have to pay for the ticket. All the passengers scramble aboard, as do the 200 technicians needed to keep it from crashing. The pilot takes his place up in the glass cockpit. He guns the engines, only to realize that the plane is too big to get through the hangar doors.

AND FINALLY ...
Air Windows/95: You've heard about it and there are a few people who have actually flown on it, and they rave about it, but you hate them and secretly wish you could try it too. The company has been promising flights for a year but has yet to start selling tickets.

[Bmad]

http://www.people.freenet.de/biertij..._axelfrog.html <--- here a funnie tune enjoy it

[Bmad]

http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/A...e/Caroline.swf <--- kisses from a very nice girl

[Frakk]

http://www.people.freenet.de/biertij..._axelfrog.html <--- here a funnie tune enjoy it

here is the first part for it:
http://wimp.com/thing/

[Zeus]

here is the first part for it:
http://wimp.com/thing/

Do you know any mirror's for that. blocked at work

[Frakk]

no i dont. cant u check it at home?

[Xato]

that **** was all over aussie TV...
I'm sad that the frog didn't die in that clip.

[jonopaul01]

Here in the UK, we have had so much of the Crazy Frog that I actually want to shoot myself, or more accurately the Multi-Millionaire who created it and has now made over £4 000 000 pounds by selling it as a ringtone.
Good one on the airlines by the way. Is that kind of old because it sounds like it was written before W95 was released?

[Zeus]

I have never heard of it. At least not in my particular neck of the woods