Hehe must be the job position, but as a unix sysadmin, I have dreams like that daily! I have a couple of users that go through 3 or 4 keyboards a year. One user thinks that the harder he types on his keys, the faster the data will get to his 'puter. The other guy just can't _not_ spill his coffee on his keyboard. We are looking at a couple of industrial keyboards for that guy....