I don't do any of that stuff either (aside from the fact it's illegal for me to) aside from the occasional (once every year, to be precise) drink. I have about a flute or two of Champagne on New Years Eve just after the clock hits 12. Family tradition, y'know?
For those who don't know: A Flute (or Champagne Flute) is a kind of glass that you drink Champagne out of and is pretty thin and sort of tall, doesn't hold much, either.