"Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?"

[calumc]

excuse me while i go on a killing spree using the training ''in the use of various firearms.'' that i recieved in quake.
Wish me luck!

[Luke122]

Author:
T Reginald Gibbons
Topic:
Internet Idiocy
Posted:
Dec 02, 2001


I think the topic says it all....

[XcOM]

OMFG, now i know why im a hacker:

I've read half them books he mentions, and i LOVE quake:

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

OMFG, Linux is illegal??????

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

/jk

This has got to be a prank, Please tell me its a prank.

[.Maleficus.]

I sure hope it's a prank.

Lets see here...

Flash....check.
Quake....check
Linux.... holy check.
New hardware.... check.
Bright clothing.... check.

So I _am_ a hacker... I've always wondered that..

[XcOM]

I sure hope it's a prank.

So I _am_ a hacker... I've always wondered that..

Welcome to the club my friend

[Mitternacht]

$hit, man. Don't you remember? We're all hackers!

[gaz_the_chav]

What a load of **** is this what the world is coming to. IMO that guy can **** off! Jerk

-gaz

PS Is this serious?

[Indybird]

I have one word in response to this article: BS
. I can't believe I just read that load of crap. It sounds to me like his son is a computer gamer and has one or two "punk" friends. Holy #%$&, I don't even know where to start. I love the stuff about Linux, that was amazing. My favorite part was this:

f your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

I almost died laughing reading that serious piece of text.

If this is a joke, which I actually don't think it is, then that is amazing. If he's serious, I feel really bad for his children. That was quite possibly the biggest load of BS I've ever read in my life.

+rep for a great find!

-Indybird

[Cagedconnerman]

hmm, he spelled "lunix" wrong

[xmastree]

If this is a joke, which I actually don't think it is, then that is amazing.

Of course it's a joke... Check some of the linked text, like spanking for example (but not at work...)